The Smart Ass Detective

485 W 46th Street / New York, NY 10036 Specializing in dangerous and dire cases, Sliding scale of eligible clients.

[thesmartassdetective]

» Main Street, Birch Street, Higgins Drive, Colbalt Line. «

„New York may be the city that never sleeps, but it sure does sleep around. Not that I’m complaining. Cheaters are good for business. The big part of the job is looking for the worst in people. Turns out I excel at that. Clients hire me to find dirt. And I find it, which shouldn’t surprise them, but it does.“ 

ALIAS INVESTIGATIONS, 485 W 46th Street, New York, NY 10036

― bisexual private investigator, owned a detective agency, suffering from PTSD and depression, alcoholic and gave all hopes up to being a hero, anyways she is a member of the defenders. Maybe she’s a hero? 

contact me @ tumblr (thesmartassdetective) and wire (smartassdetective)

[quakeismyhero]

first jess poster 🥹

[xxdrixx]

Krysten Ritter as Jessica Jones in Daredevil: Born Again teaser

[xxdrixx]

Jessica Jones and Matt Murdock in Daredevil: Born Again season 2 teaser

[thesmartassdetective]

quick information. If you want to read this yapping, go ahead.

I'm pretty shit in this kind of stuff. I try my best to refill this post with my thoughts. No, I'm not deactive my tumblr. I'm a roleplaying person under the radar which I quite like. Not so popular, but still here after this years. Recently my stuff outside my fictional world get's tougher, so I try my best to reply all my inactive messages. (but you feel free to text me) I dunno, Right now I need some time and I'll be @ wire, if you want to go a step closer. I got inspired by @the-grudqe status post (thank you for this!) to keep you more updated and also I need to sort out my head a little bit with things, I didn't usual write out loud. Sadly most of my recent inner-writing circle (you could it jessica's friends) got tinier, so. Yeah. I don't get time to be here often right now. Text me @ wire: thesmartassdetective (I can't promise to write fast back because at the moment I got quite exhausted easily.) Thanks for reading this yapping post, bye!

[thesmartassdetective]

Jessica Jones in Daredevil Season 2 Trailer @ NY Comic Con Day (12102025)

[thesmartassdetective]

UNUSUAL MUSE ASSOCIATIONS

spice : salt

weather event / natural disaster : autumn and heavy rain

colour : grey and white

colour of the sky : morning with stars

planet : venus

animal : cat

houseplant : monstera

weapon :  cellphone

subject / major : philosophy / laywer

gemstone / mineral : amethyst / tale

make-up product : match foundation

candy : chocolade

fear : struggle

method of long-distance travel : by bus

art style :gothic

historical period : ancient history

wood : rosewood

mythological creature : harpia

three emojis : 🙄😐👂

celestial body : dark matter

romcom archetype : romantic tagged by: @revcnqe

[moonlightsdream]

THE UNCANNY COUNTER SEASON 2: COUNTER PUNCH 경이로운 소문2: 카운터 펀치 (2023) ⌈ s02e07 | dir. yoo seon dong ⌋

[brockdehaven]

[poohsources]

it's okay if you aren't writing right now. it's okay not to be online. it's okay to take breaks. this is a hobby, not a job, and you should spend your time however you want to, not how others may want you to. don't stress yourself over not being around enough; it doesn't matter if you take days, weeks, or even months — it's okay to do things the way it works best for you. and if that means taking longer to reply, then so be it. people are usually far more understanding than we give them credit for.

[parineetas]

JESSICA JONES 2.01 AKA Start at the Beginning

[soft-princesa]

me???? tired???? sleepy??? yes constantly

[thesmartassdetective]

📸

Send a 📸 to see 3-5 pictures that my muse has/has taken of your muse(s) The dude is always drinking. Hmm, I wonder why..

[thesmartassdetective]

featuring @revcnqe⭑ miss his douchebag extra hours edition™ (I shouldn't say it out loud, but I did, shit) - fyi: its a old edit ha

[noshxmemusings]

Send a 📸 to see 3-5 pictures that my muse has/has taken of your muse(s)

[poohsources]

lack of interaction ≠ lack of interest. sometimes, life gets in the way, or my muse doesn't cooperate with me the way i want, or i'm simply too anxious to take the first step. but just because we currently don't have any interactions going, doesn't mean that i'm not interested in writing with you and your muse(s). maybe the perfect opportunity hasn't presented itself yet, or i couldn't think of a good enough plot but that never ever has anything to do with you. after all, we're mutuals for a reason and that's usually because i enjoy seeing you on my dash and would love to write with you ― whenever that may happen.

[thesmartassdetective]

quick information. If you want to read this yapping, go ahead.

I'm pretty shit in this kind of stuff. I try my best to refill this post with my thoughts. No, I'm not deactive my tumblr. I'm a roleplaying person under the radar which I quite like. Not so popular, but still here after this years. Recently my stuff outside my fictional world get's tougher, so I try my best to reply all my inactive messages. (but you feel free to text me) I dunno, Right now I need some time and I'll be @ wire, if you want to go a step closer. I got inspired by @the-grudqe status post (thank you for this!) to keep you more updated and also I need to sort out my head a little bit with things, I didn't usual write out loud. Sadly most of my recent inner-writing circle (you could it jessica's friends) got tinier, so. Yeah. I don't get time to be here often right now. Text me @ wire: thesmartassdetective (I can't promise to write fast back because at the moment I got quite exhausted easily.) Thanks for reading this yapping post, bye!