california daze

rosie, 18, still bored

[goshinoghetto]

.“The Man Who Sleeps” (French: Un homme qui dort) directed by Bernard Queysanne and Georges Perec, based on Perec’s 1967 novel “A Man Asleep”

[exaggurated]

simon: nobody's seducing a vampire

baz: say that to my fucking face snow

[factsnfunnypics]

[amoying]

*breaks the law* *duct tapes it back together*

[sickfuture]

[fatherofthebride]

colin firth’s most important role is the scene in bridget jones diary when he’s cooking with his sleeves rolled up and sexy music is playing in the background. like then he goes outside and beats the shit out of hugh grant to “it’s raining men” but stops to pay for someone’s dinner when he bumps into their table, while beatingg the shit out of hugh grant. that’s what women want. 

[angelsin2k]

[drinkspill-deactivated20210201]

i want this on a shirt

[virtualgoths]

Is someone gonna attempt to like me or am i just wasting my time here

[smallgoob]

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

man *proposing to woman*: you are so amazing And i want to spend the rest of my life with you man *after married to woman*: darn it ! Now i am trapped. game fricking over. She done tricked me

[shittyasmr]

it’s not plastic surgery it’s contour, youre all so ignorant, im quitting this toxic site

[oyinhandmade]

#braids #goals #protectivestyles #naturalhair . . . #repost @callmebrae http://ift.tt/29OOtS3

[stopqueerbaiting]

1.1, “A Study in Pink”

[exaggurated]

someone: we both said some things we didn't mean

me, thinking about how i was right and absolutely meant everything i said: ......... sure did, pal

[pepethememe]

[crypticbutch-deactivated2021020]

tag yourself as these. I’m 58.

[cacen]

I’ve been on this website for six years. I’ve lived through hellish events such as the Mishapocalypse, Tumblr Prom and that one post which told us to call Karp ‘daddy’. I have survived six years of this god forsaken website and I am furious to announce that I’ve only just realised that notes is short for notifications