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theeravedeath

high asf off these delicate wind chimes

bro look at this two gay dads father’s day card i just saw at barnes and noble. genuinely almost started crying

#PRIDE AND JOY….

kimiko24

I fucking love this video

#oh my god…

neopianangst

at the grocery store, 5’5”, trying and failing to get a box off the top shelf. i see another girl, also 5’5”, coming down the aisle, but crucially she has a tall boyfriend

i flag her down. i avoid looking at jakey and ask her if “one of them” could help me get something from the top shelf (a submissive approach, honed throughout the years, to communicate that i am not a threat to her relationship and am not challenging her claim to jakey)

but as soon as i make eye contact, i realize my mistake. because this woman. is a dyke.

her prey drive activates. she sends jakey away without a glance. she says, “yeah, i’ll get it for you” with so much ‘i’m the captain of a co-ed sports team’ energy that i follow her back to the shelf helplessly even though we are, again, the exact same height.

she fails to get the box down. i fall in love instantly

#if you see a bi girl eating me alive do not help me. i’m exactly where i want to be

janeplease

#SONG OF THE SUMMER STOP THE COUNT #song abt architecture that's actually abt your architect dad taking you to conversion therapy. literally no one else doing it like her

orphetoon

go watch project hail mary NOW!!

#i need to be her controversially younger girlfriend

wonderarium

this sewing pattern just touched me while i was in the middle of reading it

#hey.

whenever i click on the notes of a song i like and see a bunch of people being like "hate that this became a tiktok sound" i feel so free like genuinely free in my bones. one million aspiring influencers can never make me hate "heat waves" by glass animals. the only time i hear "too sweet" is when i pull up a hozier album and press play. your demonic app has no power over me and how often i listen to my songs #mysongs

lovestereo

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#ben affleck smoking dot jpeg

girlbossfranziskavonkarma

rise and shine to lesbians and bi women😍😍😍 stay hydrated and stay sexy 🥰 🥰 🥰 🥰 everyone else….😒 good morning i guess…. 😐

#happy pride

beholdingslut

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

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bigfoots-biggest-fan

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY