Claire Keane
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Game of Thrones Daily
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almost home
NASA
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
#extradirty
noise dept.
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Kiana Khansmith
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
KIROKAZE
oozey mess
Cosmic Funnies
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@exheather1000
FEATURING heather duke from heathers (1988), ty lee from avatar: the last airbender, seamus finnigan from harry potter, marvel from the hunger games, cyborg from teen titans (2003), david from the lost boys, and jon moxley from aew
written by aisling psd credit
blog roll & links
@killypool | @asylumbreak | @limelited | @killychu
pinterest | wade’s headcanons on ao3
disco: cunt goblin#2020
wade’s ic kik: killypool
cruel intentions → sentence meme
CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE AND SEXUAL REFERENCES
❝You amaze me.❞
❝God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.❞
❝Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady?❞
❝I’m the Marsha Fucking Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself!❞
❝So there’s your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me, are you in…or are you out?❞
❝What shall we toast to?❞
❝Silly rabbit. My triumph isn’t over them. It’s over you.❞
❝You were very much in love with them. You’re still in love with them.❞
❝It amused me to make you ashamed of it.❞
❝You gave up the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation.❞
❝Don’t you get it? You’re just a toy. A little toy I like to play with.❞
❝Tastes good.❞
❝So I assume you’ve come here to make arrangements? But unfortunately, I don’t fuck losers.❞
❝Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you’ve never experienced?❞
❝I just don’t think people should experience the act of love until they are in love.❞
❝Are you a lesbian?❞
❝I didn’t meant to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.❞
❝The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man has a mouth like a hoover. Oof!❞
❝This sure doesn’t take like an iced tea.❞
❝Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.❞
❝I’m impressed.❞
❝Well, I’m in love.❞
❝They told me they loved me, and I believed them.❞
❝Would you cut your psycho-babble bullshit!❞
❝There’s pictures of me on the internet!❞
❝My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.❞
❝But that would make me a slut, wouldn’t it?❞
❝Fucking idiot…❞
❝Well I know this sounds corny, but whenever I feel the temptation of peer pressure, I turn to God and he helps me through the problem.❞
❝I don’t know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I’ve caused you.❞
❝The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy.❞
❝My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others’ misery.❞
❝I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved.❞
❝Please give me another chance. I’m a wreck without you.❞
❝You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you’re going to turn your back on it.❞
❝But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you’ve turned your back on love.❞
❝And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.❞
❝And how are things down under?❞
❝E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.❞
❝That little wager of yours? Count me in.❞
❝ What are the terms?❞
❝In English? I’ll fuck your brains out.❞
❝Because I’m the only person you can’t have, and it kills you.❞
❝You’ve got yourself a bet, baby!❞
❝Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.❞
❝Why can’t we be together?❞
❝You wanna know why? Because I don’t trust myself with you.❞
❝You could be a model. It’s too bad you’re not sexy.❞
❝I can be sexy!❞
❝Keep your legs together. This isn’t Jamaica.❞
❝Introduce them to your world of sex, drugs and… what else do you do?❞
❝My God. You are completely pussy-whipped.❞
❝What happened to us?❞
❝You’re in love with them, you don’t love me anymore.❞
❝Hmm, quite the predicament you’re in.❞
❝Well let me tell you something, people don’t change overnight. You and I are two of a kind. At least I have the guts to admit it.❞
❝Not only will you ruin your reputation, you’ll destroy theirs.❞
❝I know how to alleviate menstrual cramps, thank you very much.❞
❝It’s not like you have a husband - unless you’re married to Jesus.❞
❝It’s not you, it’s me…I’m completely fucked up.❞
❝I thought I was in love with you, but it was just a lie.❞
❝I just wanted to see what you were like in bed.❞
❝I wanted it to work, but unfortunately I feel nothing.❞
❝You’re such a coward! Look at yourself!❞
❝Don’t touch me! Don’t touch me! Don’t fucking touch me!❞
❝I can’t stand that holier-than-thou bullshit, and yet, I’m completely infatuated.❞
❝It’s okay. You can laugh. I promise not to tell anyone.❞
❝Okay, let’s try it again only this time I’m gonna stick my tongue in your mouth, and when I do that I want you to massage my tongue with yours. And that’s what first base is.❞
❝They took down my pants and started writing the alphabet with their tongue.❞
❝I’ve been very well-informed of your reputation.❞
❝You promise people the world in order to get them into bed with you.❞
❝Relationships seem too distracting. I’d rather concentrate on my studies.❞
❝Get your ass on the bed and prepare for the fuck of your life!❞
❝How can someone so charming be so manipulative?❞
❝ I will never shut up again. ❞ ©©
keakaxsurvives:
@limelited // erika & heather SOA
☁ —— “ hey. ” her voice is sweet as it punches through the noise of the garage, trying to get heather’s attention where she’s focused on a bike repair. her gait is confident and smooth, unbothered by all the grease and grit around her. (she’s learned how to make herself seem untouchable and unshakeable.) “ so i’ve got a predicament, that i’m hoping you can help me solve, ” she smiles, finding somewhere to perch herself as she offers up an ice cold coors. “ i’ll make it worth your while. ”
pleasant interruptions aren’t the norm over in the garage. distractions are plentiful, voices and machines and the godawful scratch of metal against metal. very rarely did something pleasant pull her attention away from the grease and the grime. her smile is grateful as she takes the bottle, pulling the keychain from her pocket to pop the cap off. ❝ spill. ❞ she grins, taking a long swig of the beer before leaning her hip against the wooden workbench. her smile is all teeth and and raised cheeks as she takes in the woman before her. ❝ you don’t need to butter me up. i’m already down. ❞
i can’t believe heather would legitimately be complimented to see a comment like this on one of her videos
watched some blowjob vid and the dude literally put a flower in the girl’s hair while she was working it. and they say romance is dead
❝ I will never shut up again. ❞ ©
consider this: being fat and chubby is ok and good
Sources?
Sources: me looking at myself and going “nice”
ROMANTIC HEADCANONS
name : Heather Allyson Duke
nickname : Hettie, Duke
gender : cis woman
romantic orientation : ( Closeted ) Biromantic
sexual orientation : ( Closeted ) Bisexual
preferred pet names : gorgeous, princess, baby, baby girl, baby doll, angel, anything
relationship status : default single
opinion on true love : it seems like a made up concept, but if she tells herself it won’t happen and that it doesn’t exist, she loses hope of ever having any relationship.
opinion on love at first sight: she gets attracted at first sight fairly easily, and she’s a strong believer in trusting your first instincts. she would love for someone to take one look at her and fall in love.
how ‘romantic’ are they? : she wants more than she’ll let on or follow through on. she’ll remember anniversaries and surprise her partner with gifts sometimes, but she’s afraid if she hints at wanting romance and she gets it, they’re only doing it to placate her.
ideal physical traits : she likes tall guys, muscular and strong who can stand beside her and let her feel small. she loves curvy women, just as tall as her and muscled.
ideal personality traits: kindness and a sense of humor top the list. if her partner can’t keep her laughing, she’ll lose interest. she needs someone patient and kind.
unattractive physical traits: she’s unfortunately decently vain. she’ll take note of too short and too unkempt immediately, although she could easily learn to overlook something.
unattractive personality traits : anyone who would belittle her or make her feel insignificant, people who are too arrogant, people who are too callous.
ideal date : joyriding in her car and a night spent lying in her bed talking and kissing.
do they have a type? : she’s got a HUGE thing for bad boys. she especially likes feeling like the person she’s with only shows a certain side around her. it makes her feel super special and loved
average relationship length: days, weeks at the most. she’s finicky and tends to pass on guys pretty quick if they don’t fit the bill. but with someone she cares about? years. decades, even
commitment level: once she’s in a committed relationship, she will ALWAYS be loyal. but if you’ve made no effort to get serious and she feels like it’s casual, she will be talking to someone else.
opinion of public affection: she can get embarassed by it, but she LOVES it. it makes her feel as though someone is showing her off.
past relationships? : jd was her first hook up. bender was her first proper relationship.
favorite canon ship : N/A
favorite non-canon ship : heather and bender - a relic from a past blog. it remains canon to my portrayal.
tagged by : stolen from an old blog
tagging : @thegothfiles & @nomadshield ( on any blog ) & @curseinfect & @valorousfate ( any muse ) & @builtchaos ( any muse ) & @sparkgained & if you see this, tag me!
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