❛ trappmouth.
“ i hope you learned somethin’ important outta this. “
❛ my forehead will bruise. i learned nothing. ❜
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❛ trappmouth.
“ i hope you learned somethin’ important outta this. “
❛ my forehead will bruise. i learned nothing. ❜
aviarius:
Dream Koala || Saturn Boy
❛ trappmouth.
“ youch. even i felt that. “
❛ i did not expect that door to MOVE. ❜
"hate to shatter your ego, but this ‘aint the first time i’ve had a gun pointed at me."
meme.
❛ i can assure you that i do not wish you any harm. ❜
❛ ---- BUT i will shoot you if it tilts the situation in my favor. trust me on that one. ❜
( dignatii. )
❛ your eyes are magnificent. which PLANET are you from? ❜
“wiggle your big toe.” 8l
meme.
❛ i can’t feel my toes. ❜
❛ though i’m not sure if i could feel my toes BEFORE this incident. no – yeah, no i can’t move my big toe. is the little one moving? i can’t see it on account of my vision getting all blurry, you know? fuck. ❜
( miswiredhead. )
❛ you are very unsettling. do you know this? ❜ a PAUSE -- breath measured and shoulders pressed downward, thus enforcing her calculated posture. ever the hospitable entity, she smiles warmly, yet her eyes glaze over the figure with scientific curiosity.
starter call!
seriousjones:
tired of hearing about how saturn is the most fuckable planet just because it has the most rings. jupiter is clearly the most fuckable planet, and trust me, i’ve already heard your “oh the great red spot is an std” jokes, and i don’t care. and btw, the logistics of fucking the rings of a planet don’t make any sense. have fun trying to put your dick through a bunch of jagged rocks and ice, you piece of shit
this is like one of the best posts i’ve seen on tumblr and let me tell you why
“tired of hearing about” posts that then go on to delineate something i have literally never heard anyone talking about are hilarious
the idea of trying to rank the planets as fuckable is absurd
huffy “i don’t care”
nitpicking the logistics of something impossible
horrible mental image
ends very angrily
“Huh ?? Don’t tell me you need a dictionary ?!
A map would be more likely useful, seeing where you are : near the Superior Lake coast. Nearest city is at about 60 miles south. See ? : no need to come up with complicated words you can’t many properly ( “…unlike me.” ).
A “community”, really… first of all, what the bloody hell is that ?!”
❛ you aren’t making any sense to me, but i’ll pretend like i understand if it makes you drop the ATTITUDE. a community. like ---- like a city! yes, it is a city. if the nearest city-community is sixty miles away, what are you doing out here? have you been excommunicated? ❜
Belalp, Valais, Switzerland by Gregory Ramos on Flickr.
❝ HOT DOGS are gross; you should try a big mac instead… ❞
❛ a big mac? what is a mac? is this one larger than the other macs? ❜
❛ the food here is disgusting. the food everywhere is disgusting. have you ever tried a HOT DOG? they should feed this food to the vermin! ❜
nothlitted!
❛ i’m not sure my body -- or my mind -- is suited for this environment. tell me, is there something in the AIR? animals don’t normally talk do they? ❜
feudalistics!
❛ this ship is beautiful. where i come from, we have books detailing the twelve colonies. kind of like a ---- a census, of sorts, where we catalog any signs of life from outside of the union. purely informational and VERY dated. they don’t know about the demise of the twelve colonies back home. that’s how old our information is. i apologize -- is this a sensitive subject? ❜
fraksup!
starter call deux!
{ exiiled }
“You seem lost. Aren’t you from the surroundings ?”
❛ the surroundings? is that what this community is called? what an ODD name. ❜