tired and confused

a.c. // former fandom blog

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[reddies-spaghetti]

Me watching IT Chapter Two: Huh? Why is there a clown? You mean to tell me this isn’t a romantic comedy about all the losers finding each other again after 27 years and rekindling old relationships?! Wtf I’ve been bamboozeld!

[mxnrique]

[lifeofcynch]

this is a nightmare

[femslashfantasies]

Lmao

[avatarexpert]

Harold…..

[caroldanversenthusiast]

the lesbian power is strong

[honeyboychangbin]

Sentence Starters

“I’ve never seen one of these completely to my taste so i decided to make my own!

ANGST

“I can’t do anything right.”

“Please don’t cry.”

“Why are you awake right now?”

“Why are you lying to me?”

“Wake up! Please wake up.”

“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”

“Don’t you ever do that again!”

“Is that blood?” “…..No?”

“Please don’t lie to me again, I can’t take it.”

“Do you even still love me?”

“Nobody’s seen you in days.”

“Why are you awake?”

“I’m worried about you.”

“Can you shut up for once in your life?”

“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”

“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”

“If you don’t hug me right now I think I might fall apart.”

“Leave! Me! Alone!”

FLUFF

“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”

“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?” 

“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”

“Have you always been this beautiful?”

“OH you’re jealous!”

“Can we stay like this forever?”

“Please just kiss me already.”

“I think you might be my soulmate.”

“Sleep over? Please?”

“Are we on a date right now?”

“I think I’m in love with you.”

“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”

“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”

“Am I your lockscreen?” “You weren’t supposed to see that.”

“I missed you so much.”

“Do you think the moon is jealous of how pretty you are?”

“I’m here for you.”

“I wish we could live together already.”

MISC

“All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”

“I think I just ripped my pants.”

“Sharing is caring, now give me the hoodie!”

“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”

“Did you seriously just get your foot stuck in a toilet?” “Maybe.”

“If I die, I’m haunting you first.”

“But I’ve never told you that before.” 

“Stop being grumpy, it’s lame.”

“So, uh, I locked the keys in the car.”

“Is the cat in a onesie?” “Uh, no?

“Can we please stop running? I think I’m dying.”

“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”

“Aren’t we supposed to be working?”

“Give me attention.”

“YOU SAID TO BE HONEST STOP HITTING ME!”

“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”

“I’m too sober for this.” “You don’t even drink.” “Maybe I should start.”

[cherishtozier]

richie tozier, otherwise known as bastard ,

[ask-the-multishipper-blog]

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

[nyfian-deactivated20150105]

HOLY FUCKING COW.

[carverly]

OKAY IT’S TRUE

[lookingforpack-deactivated20181]

WHAT

[imivi]

???

[kittyluvr69]

I THOUGHT IT WAS A JOKE

WHAT HOW

[daxin-freeborns-news-feed]

I’ve been wondering what message it sends for awhile now, apparently it’s random?

[kynisme-blog]

oh?

OH

[ohcaptainmycaptain1918]

#lmfao no way #why do i reblog these things #hahaha #urban legends #tumblr myths #im so gullible 

nO FUCKING WAY THIS JUST

[followpearlpinesnotthisblog]

gUYS NO JOKE I GOT “motor oil” IN MY ASK BOX I’M SCREAMINH

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I HOPE U GUYS DON’T LIE 

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

THIS SHIT FUCKING WORKS WTF

[stach3nscarf3n]

you’re shitting me

HOLY MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORL-

[blustrology-deactivated20180312]

i wanna see what happens

[annotateee]

it looks fun i guess

[little-white-noises]

Where did this even come from

[thefutaking]

This sho

[eddie-bullshit]

Wierd :o

[starlightdealer]

I want in

[mysterygirlsofficialtumbler]

I call doubt

[edeneye30]

Hmm

[amethysts-pants-official]

I D I D T H I S A N D I G O T A N A S K T H A T J U S T “ P A N T S ”

[nertleturtle]

i s2g-

[nertleturtle]

i fUKCIGN REBLOGGED THIS AND DAMN IT

[raging-kitten-deactivated201708]

I dont believe this

[thathighclassbitch]

My anon is off. Bout to catch this fucker.

[a-birdy-talks]

I don’t think it works like that…. It’s probably more like a deer, it won’t come out if it’s going to be caught… whatever it is that’s sending the messages x’D

[thathighclassbitch]

..what if it shows up as anon anyway?????

[a-birdy-talks]

O . O Then we know it’s a real myth and not just followers seeing you post this and sending random messages…. xD 

[angrybeardedbastard]

Hmmm

[katuki-yuri]

GUYS THIS SHIT WORKS

[lavendericy]

yolo

[decendedinhell]

I’m sure that this ain’t gonna work for me. Prove me wrong.

[totallynaf-deactivated20200218]

Hm.

[vampirojoto-remade-deactivated2]

ok i believe

[cuddlefights]

shrug emoji

[the-milk-was-expired-deactivate]

BITCH FUCK ME UP

[vorpalmango]

DROWN ME IN YOUR MESSAGES

[lvulic]

what is this mahogoney.

[cliche-ask-max-deactivated20171]

Dude wtf

[a-boy-and-his-gem]

((i am utterly confused))

[tabii-search-history-deactivate]

oh))

[neeancy-search-history]

Yeah right, as if it’s real…

(But I am actually desperately lonely and hoping it is)

[flowerscout-davey-search-history]

*rolls eyes* suuuure

[phoneykin]

//:^)))

[euphorickie]

pls

[retrostan-deactivated20180915]

NOT EVEN A MINUTE LATER

NOPE IM OUT

[sweetseaveydreams]

wot in tarnation 

can i get a hoopla

[yonaih]

maybe if i’m real lucky

[bagpipewhore-deactivated2019061]

doubt ill get one

[milomeepit]

This is just another urban legend no way *rolls eyes*

[tylerskellington-deactivated202]

Don’t believe it

[virgilmustbemoody]

I just want a lot of interaction rn

[aquilacalvitium]

Okay ima test this and reblog again if it works.

[aquilacalvitium]

GUYS. IT FUCKING WORKED. I’M A LITTLE CREEPED OUT.

[platinumdistorsio]

I am very curious…

[dustywarbler]

what the shit. i’m going through mini-existentialism over fucking quilts

[onetiredowl]

bet 

[crystalthecookiecat]

I doubt this but ok let’s try

[creativortexx]

ok

[soybean-official]

this post is so fucking long, it took me 847652525 years to scroll past, it better work

[hizashit-deactivated20180603]

this better worK

[nlovds]

work it bitch

[localgremliin]

Bru what

[sergeantmitsu-deactivated202602]

Let’s see….

[baldisbasics-protagonist-deacti]

I want 50 :D

[askbaldiandplayer-rpblog]

This must be a joke right?

[plushoie-deactivated20240107]

THIS ACTUALLY WORKS WTF

[askcorruptedbaldi]

//Mun: I’ll give this a shot-

[asktheflowerbaldi-deactivated20]

i don’t think so- but why not

[poptartkitt-deactivated20200510]

Oof

[cryptictedgalaxy-deactivated201]

OOF

[ozenfreed]

Okay cool lets see even though I’m kinda scared

[the-unholy-abbey-of-ghost-deact]

This summons a tumblrbot. 😂

[neuromancer1888]

I want it

[allyourbitchesbrokenhearts-deac]

You won’t do it coward

[celesjial]

lmao this ain’t happening

[brujawentz-deactivated20200623]

i love this

[spiderboyneedsahug]

i want in lol

[mystey-writes-deactivated202006]

i want love gimme it

[delete73368237-blog]

Oh um

[lemonade-drinking-ghost]

Mine

[deanismymom]

I want several

[god-of-sporks]

i doubt but I’m also curious

[pastel-lemon-yellow-deactivated]

same

[obama-is-my-father-deactivated2]

curiosity killed the duck i guess

[willowcat33]

COME AT ME, B IT  C H E T H

[bluekingdommoon-deactivated2020]

Huh?

[spalacloset]

Im

curious

[skinnibabe]

Sorry lol

[restrictivecals]

confused but okay

[nnot-tthin-eenough]

???????? sure lol

[thegoodvybe]

[expectomoony]

your tags are maybe Making Me Cry

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[blackgirlart]

2 million people aren’t wrong

[less16candles]

Sorry guys but she’s back and I’m not risking it

[ashfire05]

I’m reblogging only because fuck you I love Madame Zeroni

[luckydreaming]

Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

[onceuponakhaleesi]

voidethered:

ask-omnipony:

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?

The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

[jamesbleach]

wait, does that mean?

oh boy…….

[usedtobehmc]

Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

Observe…

[rootbeergoddess-deactivated2017]

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

[coffeeandcursewords]

This post is immaculate

[mobians-and-chaos-blog]

It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…

[strampunch]

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

[pokemon-chick-1personalblog-blog]

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

[combthecombel]

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

[verityglasses]

ask-gmodsfmrocks:

LOL

This just gets better and better

[fairytail-angel]

This is one of my favourite things to look at

[strampunch]

holy shit this stuff is back

[livia-jones]

The Gravity Falls one though

[nightowlhowell]

i wonder if it works for flower crowns?

here goes nothin-

w HAT THE

DID I JUST-

WHAT THE FUCK

[artfulhobbes]

Okay Clearly something is up.

Hmm… I wonder

I’m sure nothing could possibly…

HOLY SHIT

[clolymoly-deactivated20190507]

IT GOT BETTER

[nukewolf]

I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING SO LONG FOR THIS POST OH MY GOD!!!

[cm8x-insanity]

I wonder what happens when you wear 8 of these at once…

[roses-in-fire]

Never not reblog

[ryrobsessed]

IT’S ON MY DASH. ACTUALLY ON MY DASH.

[spongebobsquarepants]

[anorexyc]

i fucking love this

[the-truth-untoldd]

ITS BACK

[flowers4therapture]

Dead Poets Society is peak gay cinema and no one can tell me otherwise

[expectomoony]

what i’ve been SAYING

[thetenderpassion]

[thechaotictrickster]

That dad is the only true ally

[rheanixent]

one day at a time is the literal proof that you can make a show that addresses anxiety, depression, addiction, racism, homophobia and sexism, and yet, still be a comedy

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

drag the picture for funny happy :)

[peachsnout-deactivated20190614]

wow this really is a funy happy :)

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

thanks please reblog and share funny happy :)

[lesbianshepard]

back when i was suicidal in high school the tiniest things would make me want to kill myself but also the most trivial things would stop me

i remember looking at a bottle of sleeping pills and going “i’m going to kill myself. i’m not going to get out of this town. i’m not going to be able to get into a good college” and then i would go “but wait! if you die tonight, you won’t be there when they invent time travel. what if you die tonight and aliens land tomorrow and you miss it. the entire world would change and you would miss it.” “ah, yes. good point. i’ll wait until next week to die. once i’m dead i’m dead, so i can wait a little longer to see if something cool happens before then.”

it never did but it brought me back from killing myself until i started seeing a psychologist and got on antidepressants 

[lesbianshepard]

people are re-blogging this and i dont mind b/c they’re relating to it so that’s nice if it’s helping ppl understand

the whole “you have so much to live for!” idea was nice and well intentioned, but i felt like people were just spouting bullshit at me because i didn’t. i didnt have any friends or dates or talents.  i had nothing to really live for.

but things like “oh, well if you die now you won’t be able to find out who jon snow’s mother is” did help. because i went “oh, well i’ll finish this book to figure out if my theory is right first.” because i was going to die anyway so a few more hours wouldn’t hurt and by the end of the book i felt less suicidal. 

also years later i found out i was right about my theory. 

[thelanabo]

This exact thing has helped me so much. Things like, “Well you can’t now because it’s Thanksgiving and you’ll ruin it, wait until after” “well now it’s almost Christmas so do it next year” “Well you can’t before you see how Game of Thrones ends” “Think of all the cats you haven’t pet yet” the trivial things have always helped me more than the whole, “people will miss you, you have so much to live for”

Find something to make you hold on a little longer, even if you take it hour by hour or day by day. Even if it’s just something like, “Well if I die tonight I won’t get to eat my leftover Chinese food tomorrow” it helps.

[fiveheaded-drunk-god-deactivate]

this post needs more notes and attention!

[femmevibezz]

This👏is👏fucking👏important👏

[leftlines]

Leelah Alcorn’s blog was deleted and posts about her are being removed. Don’t stop spreading this. Reblog everything you can, post everything you can. 

These are her pictures

here are some of her drawings

this is her note

Don’t let this die.

Not this.

[greywardang]

I don’t give a flying fart what type of blog you have, this is relevant for everyone.

[saa-aham]

This is absolutely something everyone needs to read

[blog-ahuva-herut]

REBLOGGING.

[theymightbeyaoi]

@i-can-explain-really *sob*