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The Houses as Studyblrs

Gryffindor: Hair held up by pencils, laughing with friends in the library, cups of cocoa, the sound of flipping through papers, the smell of old books, falling asleep in class, humming while you work, debates with friends

Slytherin: Surrounded by empty coffee cups, three textbooks open at once, working at 2 in the morning, competing with friends for higher grades, studying out of spite, working to prove someone wrong, rolling your eyes at your textbook's stupid jokes, sassing teachers because you're friends

Ravenclaw: Messy bullet journals, papers sticking out of binders, impromptu study sessions, binging crash course videos for fun, doodles on the corners of worksheets, never-ending "TBR" piles of books, dog-eared pages, neat buns, dressing up nice to study

Hufflepuff: warm drinks in big mugs, studying in morning sunlight, oversized sweaters, classical music, reading by the fire, studying with friends, bringing your textbook to a small coffee shop, studying with a cat by your side, being asked by classmates to tutor them

hogwartshousehabits

Can I get some similar analysis to the Slytherins in military thing just about Gryffindor doctors, please? (: You guys rock, keep up this amazing blog, yay!

Slytherins can definitely find a place in the military or such fields. Where Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs might approach with the want to be dutiful or of service, Slytherins are likely to be more interested in having the structure, discipline, and opportunity for advancement. Slytherins are the type who will do what it takes to climb the ranks for a career promising power and success. -Justin (Slytherin)

#k

hogwartshousehabits

The houses as Call the Midwife gifs?

Gryffindor:

Hufflepuff:

Ravenclaw:

Slytherin:

awesomequacker-deactivated20151

Gryffindor bravery is doing the thing surpressing the fear and overcoming it

Slytherin bravery is doing the thing because the goal outweighs the fear and risk

Ravenclaw bravery is doing the thing because it makes sense despite the risk

Hufflepuff bravery is forgetting to be afraid because the thing is so important that the risk doesn’t even matter

ourloveislegendrarry

THANKS. THANK YOU FOR THIS.

thepioden

Ravenclaws probably have, overall as a house, the worst grades in the school tbh.

acaranalogy

i feel as though ravenclaws would have driven Hermione Granger up a wall they neVER DO THEIR HOMEWORK??? I though this was the smart house???? and Ravenclaws are like yeah kay but GET THIS DID YOU KNOW AN ANIMAGUS - but potions homework - who even CARES about potions right now I’m researching this COOLER THING uncouple the idea of ‘smart’ with the idea of ‘good at school’

bagera69

I bet for the professors teaching Ravenclaws is like herding cats away from empty boxes.

thepioden

Older Ravenclaws have finely honed the art of asking just the right argumentative questions to direct their teacher onto an entire-class-session-long tangent about something entirely irrelevant to the course material.

thekisforkeats

Can you imagine Ravenclaws trying to overhaul the entire school system with Muggle ideas. Trying to figure out how to best teach people, more concerned with how people learn than what they’re learning.

“Why do we force people to learn things they aren’t interested in, we should create our own curriculum.”

“We should figure out everyone’s learning styles.”

“We need smaller class sizes.”

“No, no, wait, guys, what if we eliminated grades entirely.”

Yeah, Ravenclaws would drive Hermione up the wall.

thepioden

“Fire the whole staff and start over.”

“Present more opportunities for seventh-year independent research!”

“Why hasn’t anyone made magically modified calculators yet?”

sadgaywerewolf

“Why are we still using quills and parchment when pencils exist? Please explain.” “I don’t want to enter the work force directly after school, what are my options for higher education? Is there magical university?” “I don’t feel confident in my professor’s qualifications because she’s teaching me astrology but doesn’t know any facts about space beyond about the year 1764.”

thepioden

Muggleborn Ravenclaws forming rogue study groups to teach other students chemistry and algebra and English literature, just imagine.

“They call this the astronomy tower but we’re learning about the effects of Venus when it’s in the fourth house and the professor doesn’t believe Neptune is a planet I am really concerned.”

“Okay but what’s the oxidation state of Mandrake root in pepperup potion?”

“But can you apply differential calculus to arithmancy or not?“

“The portrayal of the witches in Macbeth has some pretty troubling implications, also, I don’t think their potion would have actually done anything.”

gothartwin-deactivated20160530

I can’t not reblog this holy frick

chocolatecravingclub

Blackberry Swirl Muffins Honey Butter

https://www.halfbakedharvest.com/blackberry-swirl-muffins-honey-butter/

thepoodlepatch

ty-illustration

Hogwarts Houses!

Please don’t use my art without permission.

hogwartshousehabits

Can you do a gif to describe a single Hufflepuff afraid of being single forever?

hogwartshousehabits

Tthe 4 houses studying together?

hogwartshousehabits

Slytherin Road rage Please???

#k #is this you

hogwartshousehabits

Am I betraying my house (Slytherin) by wearing Gryffindor socks?

I just wanna know why you put on Gryffindor socks?

Like I’ve been gifted with sock packs that have all 4 houses and I’m like “thanks for one pair of socks” because I’m never gonna wear the others…it just feels wrong man

-Jamie (Gryffindor)

Yup. You have betrayed your house. You are banished forever.

/sarcasm

-Amy (Hufflepuff)

hogwartshousehabits

could you do a hufflepuff reaction when theyre procrastinating but got so many things to do, and when they realise theyve been procrastinating, they work non-stop?

Procrastinating: