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Urbanshade D.E.V Department Introductory Video
Welcome to the Urbanshade Department of Experimental Vehicles.
By now, you've signed the NDAs, wined and dined with the top brass, and now you're ready to take on the field of Anomalous Weapons Design.
Most of you have already become local prodigies for your award-winning innovations in the fields of Heavy Industry, Marine Biology, Robotics, and many others like them..
Like Dennis Rensaugh, who has constructed a prototype unmanned munition covered in a hydrophobic membrane, and Isabel Manheim, who perfected the use of the ground effect principle on a much larger scale, allowing us to operate aircraft-carrier-sized ekranoplan.
You may be one of these people, full of new ideas and imaginative concepts, that you believe may shape the future of man’s exploration of that expansive abyss, and all it’s wonders below.
Well, forget all that now.
In fact, forget everything you know about reality as a whole. The field you've found yourselves in is one that will most certainly break your mind in two or three places.
HerE at Urbanshade, you'll likely be exposed to beings, objects, and other assorted phenomenon of supernatural magical, and sometimes divine origin. Anomalies, if you will.
Your main concern now is to study these anomalies, find out what they are, how they work, in conjunction with the greatest minds of the generation, and all the funding you'll need to make them profitable. More information will be available through the use of this third-party website (A shareholder in Urbanshade.)
Welcome to the D.E.V. You all die here.
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OVERVIEW
WE'RE OPEN FOR BUSINESS!
This blog is mostly for interfacing with other ones, but if need be, it takes place in FOB Kurenginaka, a naval base/research facility a few dozen miles off from the Blacksite.
For more information on this department, utilize the proprietary askblog function.
VARIABLES:
(References will be provided soon)
Mikhaila Kurenginaka
She/Her
Age: 35
The Facility's namesake Director. Mentally Unstable and occasionally speaks in tongues. One day, she's making Urbanshade your personal god. The next, she's hosting the annual Intersite Living Snowman fight/Pizza Party. Employees rate her as "Equally the best and worst boss EVER."
Quote: "I'M GOING TO BURN MY ASS INTO YOUR EYES!"
Carlos Amata
He/Him
Age:20
A new engineer at Urbanshade. He's the definition of awkward, preferring to stay out of site of basically anyone. Secretly binges romcoms when nobody's around.
Quote: "Oh, god, I'm so fired."
