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#gay #vincian #lgbtq #text #halsin bg3 #jetstream sam

reblog this if your icon could kill a man

I love Gale so much. He's my cringefail malewife blorbo. He's got beautiful baby cow eyes. He has fat tits. He's a slut. He's Catholic. He's a ticking time bomb. He's just a little guy. I love him forever and ever he's my husband I wanna SQUEEZE HIM UNTIL HE POPS I WANT TO RAISE A FAMILY WITH HIM I WANT TO CUDDLE NEXT TO A FIRE I

#gaming #funny #expirepancake #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #malewife #gale of waterdeep #bg3 gale

Baldur's Gate is just so. All the companions are such cutie patooties I love them all so much. They're my little scrungices. I don't know if I can do the evil run anymore. I don't want to make them sad. :[

#text #expire #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #gaming #scrungly

The fact that the DJ absolutely did NOT listen to Cascada when she told everyone to evacuate the dance floor... this still vexes me.

#text #why didn't they just listen...#this is just like global warming but not really

With all the hullabaloo about the term "cis" on Twitter, I wonder how long it is until we get another "down with cis" bus post.

#text #funny #down with cis bus

He let me hit because I'm fucked up and evil 😈 but I also. love sweet things so tenderly

#text #this is ALMOST about Goro Akechi #but it's really just about me #funny #fucked up little guy

really starting to think the only post of mine that'll ever get traction was the autistic Danny Phantom one

Me sitting next to snail by the pond: "This guy gets it!"

Snail: "You shouldn't have stopped taking your medication without consulting your primary care physician first."

#text

He let me hit because I passed out as soon as direct sunlight touched my skin and he thinks I'm a. vampyre bleh bleh bleh! 😈 and i dot have anemia

#text #IDK #funny #i am a vampire

clown

hgsn-moved

sometimes you have to be a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush dattebayo

I'm never going to be over the "grab your toothbrush dattebayo" post. If I say I am, that's my evil imposter talking, and you have my permission to kill her.

#text #I'll probably find it and reblog it if it's still up #Naruto

jetix

2012-06-09

dyke-on

I don't care if no new shows come out for 2 years, the sheer amount of media that exists couldn't be watched in a million years. Go back and watch old movies and shows, YouTube videos, documentaries, read a book. Anyone acting like this writers strike is less important than their entertainment, you aren't a leftist or an ally to the working class, you're a spoiled bougie brat

perivvinkless

Big fan of girls who are strange and weird 🫶🏻

trucksquared

call me Ken the way I don't. have a job

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