When he plays u and u feel like a clown 🤡
“Chica tú no entiendes, I’ve been fucking played. Like a game of jenga. Like a game of bingo. Like a fucking game of checkers. I’ve been fucking played.”
“Like a game of pelota. He played me what the fuck. He rounded the bases twice he played me so good.”
“He went ping pong pung, and fucking checkmated me bro. He fucking played me. Con la sucia across the street.”
“This is like un fatality in Mortal Kombat. Like a KO in Street Fighter. He played me como un Nintendo.”
“He played me like a fiddle. He played me so hard my strings broke bro and he had to buy a new one and that’s ezactly what he did.”
“Bro like I can’t. He played a literal game of ding dong ditch with me. He donged my ding, and then he ditched!”
“I was an academy award winning movie. And then he put me in the blu ray. And he pressed PLAY”
