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ive been looking for this video for so long

but what song is this???

One time, Gryffindor reached exactly 69 house points, and for two whole weeks they managed not to gain or lose any by being as boring as possible. It was finally broken when Hermione was awarded 10 points for some good Charms homework, and Ron was subtracted 20 for yelling “FUCKS SAKE HERMIONE” in response

pomegrntes

it happened, only it wasn’t mentioned because it wasn’t relevant to Harry’s story

kila-kunis-deactivated20171124

harrypotterdailly

loganlermansboyfriend

HUFFLEPUFF AND SLYTHERIN FRIENDSHIP IN THE BACKGROUND. I REPEAT HUFFLEPUFF AND SLYTHERIN FRIENDSHIP IN THE BACKGROUND. HUFFLEPUFF AND SLYTHERIN FRIENDSHIP IN THE BACKGROUND.

davidrbowie

fleshanimal

saxophone-kraken

Fifty Shades of Gary

by me

kowcub

olivia why does this have almost 300 notes what did you do

kowcub

olivia the notes have tripled be careful

saxophone-kraken

What is even happening

givemebackmybucky

bucky in fic: steve u asshole u could’ve been killed! what were u thinking? let me bandage u up and get u a nice cup of tea, i love u so much

actual bucky:

whatis2plus2

STEVE: To be used a weapon against your will…I can’t imagine how hard that must have been.

BUCKY: U GONNA LEARN

eliana-alani-deactivated2017082

This keeps showing up on my dash and I have to reblog each time, because “U GONNA LEARN” never fails to make me lose my shit.

daughterofdiaspora

my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning. open all the windows. throw out the old. wipe down the entire house. burn some incense. roast some coffee. then rest. that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy.

umushingwe

She just wanted you to clean the house

humorstar

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: How do the owls in Harry Potter work? Can they read the addresses on the envelopes or do you have verbally communicate the name of the recipient for them to understand? Does this mean that Voldemort could have found Harry Potter years earlier by just sending him a letter at the right time and following it? Are owls more powerful magical trackers than Voldemort?

coder-avatar-star

I’m livid

crewdlydrawn-deactivated2022072

That is the most Goldblumiest thing to say. I believe it.

thisclockworkheart

Because why not? ;-)

Source

swood-dude

I don’t think this counts as dancing. Or even skipping really. It’s more of an exagerated waddle

thisclockworkheart

So. Let me tell you about the day I took this video. It was the 1 year anniversary of my open heart surgery. It’s about a year old, and I’d say it’s pretty safe to say I’ve improved since then. In case you don’t agree, let’s take a look at some more at my exaggerated waddling.

Waddle.

Waddle waddle.

*rolls across the floor*

Clearly I am immobilized by my own mass.

Oh wait… that’s not it, is it? It sort of seems like the opposite. Almost as though the ability to dance is based on strength, effort and passion and not on being skinny. Strange concept I know, let’s see if you can wrap your tiny little mind around it.

yayamartin

not to mention she wasnt waddling at all.. That was clearly a jete, chasse, and assemble.. not waddling. ballet…

kuklarusskaya-deactivated202003

Yo. Professional ballerina speaking here.

Clearly she is performing a saute arabesque, chasse, step-step, assemble devant with arms in fifth.

And as a teacher too, I can’t find much technically wrong with it at all.

Which means not only is she a gifted dancer, she has a wonderful technical foundation that she is executing properly and with lovely mannerism.

Being a ballerina isn’t about how much you weigh. Give me this girl ANY day for a student or dancer to work with. Clearly she has the knowledge and the passion, which means she will be a joy to work with.

Also, for those of you criticizing, you clearly have NO idea how difficult it is to execute a develope ecarte derriere the way she is at the barre in one of her later photos. This takes YEARS of dedicated training, as well as extensive natural facility, such as turnout, which she clearly demonstrates here.

So maybe before you peons thinking you’re masters of ballet judge dancers based on weight, you should actually learn about ballet and technique. Because if you had, you’d recognize that this girl clearly has technique—unlike your basic asses.