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You ask, I write. Dbz and Trigun. Please 18+ only. This blog will include nsfw.

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For right now, this is what is open.

General asks: open

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Headcanons: open(to followers only for now!)

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Oooo your post give me so much life!! What would the saiyans be like with a super nice and like weak human s/o who probably has pent up aggression type of headcanons. So they offer to train them a little to help with the stress and within months they make leaps and bounds. Like they are oddly really good at fighting and soon becomes really strong and a good sparring partner. It probably came as a shock because humans are generally weaker but they just push those limits after years of being weak and relying on others. (Can totally have Turles s/o go to the dark side. I'm a sucker for big assholes like him. S/o can go evil. As a treat. Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you want to go apeshit?????)

Goku: Proud beyond all reason and belief. Look at his human go! He had full faith in you from the start. He's seen just how strong humans are, so he knew you could reach his level, but that doesn't mean he isn't vvv proud. Beware, he will always bug you to spar now. Not only are you him mate, your also his favorite sparring partner since he can just about let loose when he fights you.

Vegeta: Flabbergasted. Like, he knew you could do it but, like, already?? Kinda salty cause it took him so long to get to where he is and you just kinda, zipped through it. Hella proud of you though and will happily spar with you.

Raditz: Even more flabbergasted than Vegeta. Humans weren't supposed to get this strong and now he's getting his ass whooped by his mate. Happy your strong now but very salty you got stronger than him. Will be very eager to spar with you but you will have to call him out on some of his cheap tricks cause he's still not above playing dirty.

Bardock: Exceedingly proud of you. He honestly had his doubts that you could keep up at first but you went above and beyond his expectations. Will still try to give you pointers while your sparring even if your matched. Your caught up to him but he wants you to be better. If you can surpass him, he wants to be there to see it.

Gine: She's not much of a fighter but she's still a strong Saiyan, no doubt. She's very happy to be able to give you a way to vent frustrations, and it's a good vent for her too. She gets even happier when you reach her level because you can both continue to improve together. Doesn't spar too often though.

Turles: Gets a little too excited when you reach his level. Will 100% drag you to some random planet to destroy the inhabitants together. The most romantic thing for him is murdering innocent aliens just cause you guys can. If you're against his violent tendencies, he'll probably find some way to trick you into pressing that funky red button in whatever space ship he's in atm and oops! Looks like that wasn't the automatic hot chocolate button, that was the big lazer beam button and oh no! It was aimed at that planet over there! Well you've already destroyed one, so let's go destroy that one next!

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Hi love!!! 👋☺️💕 I'm a big fan!! If you've got the time and desire, could you do one about a human s/o reader calming down one of the Saiyans who went oozaru, then the hooman snuggling with the beeg monke, cuddling into their fur? ❤️❤️❤️

(I love the Oozaru asks and although I think I did something similar some time ago, these are too much fun!)

Goku: Very hard to get him calm. He hasn't had proper training in order to have any functional thoughts in Great Ape form. Once he is calm though, he's just kinda, no thoughts head empty. Like, he'll hold you close to his big ol snoot, let you lay on his head or shoulder, but he just kinda vibes once he's calm. Like, oh, no fighting, and a little human laying on my head, this is nice.

Vegeta: If he's in Great Ape form, it's likely a fight just happened, but he has a lot of control in this form and he (surprisingly very happily) let's you chill on his shoulder til his transformation is over. Deadass might be like "human, there's an itch on my shoulder just to the left of you, scratch it." or some shit. Will get salty if you braid his fur if you wind up on his head but won't make you take it down til he's normal size again.

Raditz: Mmmmm big monke like snuggle. He has more control in this form than Goku, but still running on instinct more than anything. Best way to get him calm after transforming is with some snacks. After that he's likely to just lay back and nap with his little human.

Bardock: Again, he has a lot of control in this form and it's likely a fight just ensued. He's rather alert until his transformation is over but he's happy to have you chill on his shoulder while he paces the area for straggling enemies. He will remind you to hold on though cause while he can catch you if you fall, he will still panik cause your very small and fragile.

Gine: Very rare for her to allow herself out on a full moon, so hard to see her in Great Ape form. She doesn't have great control, but still rather peaceful even as an Oozaru. Will probably poke and prode at you in an attempt to give the little human pets. Will probably hold you close to her face to inspect you, so it gives a great opportunity to boop the big monkes snoot.

Broly: Very little control and even harder to calm than Goku. It's honestly better to avoid him until his transformation is over, but if you happen to calm him down or convince him your not a threat, he's just kinda curious. He can't quite remember who you are in this form but he finds familiarity in your scent. Will absolutely purr very loudly if you give him head scritches.

Turles: Has a lot of control in this form but also doesn't give a fuck so is still highly violent anyway. Honestly if you're in his good books you might be able to ratatouille him while he's destroying everything on whatever planet your on. Tug his fur this way and he'll fire a ki blast and destroy this little village. Tug his fur that way and he'll crush the guy that thinks he can run away.

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Thank you for writing dbz content, I can't get enough of it and have read almost everything already and am always looking for more 😅😁 other writers for dbz dont update as much.

I love the one you wrote about their Oozaru forms, so cute 😊

Thank you sm!!! I know I don't write much at all anymore and at this point I don't think I have a real excuse, but it always brightens my day to come back to this blog and see all the support from all of you lovely people! Thank you so much!!

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How would the saiyans respond if their s/o flopped on top of them and refused to move?

(Also I love your writings, keep it up 💖)

(After 9000 years I'm here to pop in for one or two requests and then dissappear indefinitely again probably! I apologize for the long wait and I hope you enjoy!)

Goku: His braincells would be fighting over whether to be confused or very happy. He's not sure why you flopped down on him while he was taking a small nap, but hey! Now he gets free cuddles! Probably gets too happy to lay still now tho, so have fun getting comfy on the squirming Saiyan.

Vegeta: Very confused, likely to complain but thoroughly enjoying the attention, even if he doesn't like admiting it. Won't let you get up, after his half assed complaining he gets comfy and if u move at all he grumbles and glares at you. Although it's not often he finds himself laying around anyway, so enjoy your cuddly prince while you can.

Raditz: Very happy, tail wagging, your not moving whether you want to or not. Might tease you for wanting his attention depending on his mood. Highly likely to get squirmy but unlike Goku, will probably just pick you up and carry you around with him wherever he may go. With Raditz, probably to a more comfort place and you wind up with him snoozing on top of you. Make sure your comfortable before letting him fall asleep, he's all muscle, very heavy, and lives for cuddles.

Bardock: Probably let's you guys lay there for a bit before scooching you off of him and doing whatever it is he does in his free time ( probably training more tbh). Unless you're mad strong, your probably not gonna be able to fight very hard for your position. If you whine about it enough he might lay back down but it'll take some borderline groveling. Will ruffle your hair before he goes back to train tho.

Gine: Def wraps her tail around you. She loves cuddling (honestly probably runs in the family) and will happily let you lay on her for as long as you please. Might ask about your day and tell you about hers as well. Honestly very peaceful. If she's in a particularly good mood she may hum little tunes and such.

Broly: More confused than anything. You flopped on him kinda hard, are you okay? Did you mean to do that or did you just fall? Oh, does that mean we're cuddling now? Happy tail wags ensue. He's still not used to the silly little things humans do, but he appreciates them nonetheless. Makes him happy when you give him attention, and it gives him a sense of calm to have you lay on top of him. Probably becomes a regular occurrence.

Turles: Angry. How dare you lay your disgusting body on mine? Highly likely to just shove you off of him. He doesn't enjoy human affection at all. Unless you're ready to fistfight him til the sun sets, he doesn't want it. (He really enjoys the attention but would rather die than admit it, his tail wags for a whole half a second before he wraps it around his waist cause ew, emotions other than hatred and rage.)

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Hi, how are you? Have you played any of the dbz xenoverse games?

Im doing well, and I hope you are as well! And yup!! Xenoverse 2 is my favorite!

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Hiii dear!! <3 I'm just reaching out to see how you're doing!! 🤗💞

You're such a sweetheart!!❤ I'm doing really good and I'm super glad to hear from you!! I hope you're doing amazing as well!!

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What’s the dumbest thing you’ve seen a child do irl?

Okay so I used to work at McDonalds and I was told to mop the lobby. Now usually we mop lobby after we close it, but someone dropped a drink tray so there were still customers in the store when i went to mop. I brought the mop bucket out and went back to go get a broom and dustpan cause my dumbass forgot that there were still cups and shit on the ground. While I left this mop bucket unattended (cause I wrongly assumed noone would fuck with a mop bucket) a kid that looked about the age of 8 decided it would be funny to tip over the mop bucket. The instant karma he got was to immediately slip and bust his ass when he tried to run away from the crime scene. Needless to say I did get in trouble but his mom was really chill about it cause I can only assume she was aware her kid was in the wrong (even though she watched it all go down and did literally nothing to stop it???)

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How many consecutive AAA batteries would you have to hurl at a car window for it to break?

I-

I guess it would depend on how hard and at what angle you're throwing them, but maybe about, like, 100??? Maybe.. I know that if you have porcelain that crumbles car windows easily if you throw it right.

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Favorite type of cheese?

On a sandwich, def Pepper Jack. By itself, it's a fight between Fontina and Taleggio. Maybe Cheddar but that really depends on the day

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Opinion on cheese

How is it being served???

Fine cheese, made into nice wheels???

Cubes of cheese, served on a platter with meat slices???

American cheese slices, the bane of my existence, accepted only of a heavily dressed snadwich

Velveeta cheese goop, also the bane of my existence, yet tolerated as a cooking implement

What kind of cheese???

Monterey jack?

Munster?

Gouda?

Parmesan?

Swiss?

Cheddar?

Pepper jack?

These are very important questions that must be answered before I can fully describe my love of cheeses.

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O M G that was 200% more perfect than anything I could have imagined, BLESS UP SIS!!! 🙌😭💖 Thank you SO so much for doing my request, I was so excited when I woke up and read it!! Might have casually read it ten times 🙃🤷‍♀️ Also "hes not actually angry, hes actually living in the tiny snuggles but hes a dramatic bitch" I am DECEASED 💀💀 That is so our boi Veggie!! Omg the whole post was so cute I cannot even!! THANK UUU SIS YOU DA BEST 🫶🫶💖💖🙏🏻🙏🏻💖💖

I feel as though I've truly ascended! This really makes me super happy! I'm really grateful to have amazing people like you read my writing and come back with such joy and enthusiasm! I'm really glad you enjoyed it and I hope you have a wonderful day(or night)!!!

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Just wanted to pop in to say hiiii!! Hope you’ve been doing well 💖💖

Omg Hii!! I'm sorry about the long wait on the reply!!! I totally haven't been hyperfixating on Jjk and simping over our lord and savior Sukuna!!! I hope your doing well too and I hope everyone who still lurks on this blog is doing well also!!!

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I sent that headcanon request in anon by accident my bad!!! It's the small s/o becomes powerful. Have a nice day okay!

Goku: Vvv excites to train you, like mega super excited. The stronger and more confident you get, the prouder he is. Hes super happy when you start to get up to par with him, like, he really like being able to go all out and not have to worry about accidentally hurting you.

Vegeta: Concidering you're a human, he had his doubts, but all in all, he has seen what earthlings are capable of and knew you could get a little stronger at the least. He was really surprised at how well you were doing and how strong you were getting. Kinda irked when you get up to his level, but proud nonetheless.

Raditz: "Ha! You think you can get as strong as a Saiyan, you puny earthling!?" He says as he proceeds to get his ass whooped. Hes a surprisingly good teacher for how dirty he plays in real fights. Probably the one who gets a tear to his eyes when you catch up to him like " I knew the tiny little earthling could do it". Definitely throws a temper tantrum when you surpass him and the student has to become the teacher cause like hell hes just gonna let you catch up to Vegeta and Kakarot without him!

Bardock: Another surprisingly good teacher. Patient to the point where it seems like he doesn't give a fuck. Now, this just might be me being thirsty, but hes the type to stand behind you to help you fix your stance while grinding up on you. Like, he backs off once you're stance is fixed and he knows damn well what he did, but wont act on it til you master whatever it is that hes teaching you. Is super lowkey proud when you reach his level.

Gine: Best teacher, change my mind (spoiler alert: you cant). Shes patient and lenient, but not to the point to where it seems like she doesn't care. Shes very motivating and rewards you for a job well done. She takes training you at a pace that works for you to where your not straining yourself and ruining your health, but to where your getting stronger really fast. Definitely hugs you and congratulates you when you reach her level.

Broly: Hes a god awful teacher, but not intentionally. He just gets too into it and ends up hurting you every time. Other than that, hes not bad. Once you start catching up and attacks that would have hurt you before are just little scratches now, he gets really excited and proud.

Turles: Bad. Just bad. Hes mean and impatient, and progress doesn't feel like it cause he just compares you to himself. Dont let that stop you, once your up to par with his, he'll be too confident in himself to go all out and you'll kick his ass and knock him down a peg. He drags you out to destroy some planets with him once he respects your power, and he might even praise you.

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Aaa hi again, sorry for the second message spam, it's me, the oozaru snuggles anon! I just noticed the requests open to followers post and made a tumblr account, I'm so sorry!! Here is my account, you're the only blog I'm following rn homegirl ❤️❤️🤣

(My h e a r t! This really made my receptors collect the serotonin! Thank you for the ask, dear!!)

Goku: Easily the most out of control. As soon as his eyes land on the full moon, its game over. The only saving grace if if you're loud enough for him to hear you over the crumbling of the stone pillars and trees. If he recognizes you, he stops, mid attack and just.. kinda stares. It's up to you to take a few steps foward and make grabby hands at him. He'll pick you up and ever so slowly bring you to his face. Once you nuzzle into his fur, he just kinda vibes. Like, he really is like 'I wanna destroy stuff, but this small creature makes me wanna, like, not'.

Vegeta: It would take a lot to actually make him lose control in great ape form. And even then, hes still rather aware of his surroundings, he just usually could care less about them. For the most part, if you're caught up in the crossfire, or nearing it, he picks you up and brings you as far away as he can before going back to breaking shit. If, however, you cling onto him, he might try to gently shake you off. If that fails he makes little angry, grunty noises. Then he just kinda stares at you all angry (hes not actually angry, hes actually living in the tiny snuggles but hes a dramatic bitch).

Raditz: He probably chills out the fastest. Literally just call out to him or make some gestures like 'hey, I'm here' and he just grabs you and sets you on his head so that u can snuggle into his fur. Once you're perched safely, he proceeds to continue on his reign of terror, but, like, more gentle cause he doesn't wanna accidentally knock you off.

Bardock: Like father, like son. He just yoinks you, puts you on his head or his shoulders, and continues to be a menace. Usually, if he goes great ape, shits going down. He does occasionally stop and make sure you're still cuddled into his fur. He might even purr a tiny bit while destroying shit cause, like, he gets to wreak havoc and get cuddles? It's a win win.

Gine: Doesn't wreak havoc. Big monke cuddles are supreme. She purrs hella loud and her tail thumping will probably cause more damage than anything else. Very gentle with you, might try to stroke your hair (kinda like when one of those big fuzzy moths or a lizard is on your hand vibing and I gotta give them tiny pets so that ur just barely touching them, yeah)

Broly: You might wanna hide and wait out most of his temper tantrum. He has okay control over his great ape, but he just doesn't have good control of his emotions in general. Once hes calmed down a bit he kinda lays down and scooches you close to him. He 100% curls around you and you just get to snuggle up to the big monke. Vvv loud snores, I mean earth quaking snores. Recomend investing in some really good earplugs.

Turles: Ur fucked, mate. He could honestly care less about your well being in the throes of his temper tantrum. If, on the off chance your alive to see the end of his fit, he just kinda sits and crosses his arms and broods til to moon goes down. Feel free to cuddle up to him, but know that he wont cuddle back (he totally wraps you with his tail if your close enough but will say he didnt know you were there if you ask him about it. he did know you were there hes just a big baby).

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Hi yes I adore you and your work, you’ve been fueling my hyper fixation and I just can’t get enough, feel free to ignore this if you want, but my brain has been stuck on the saiyans purring and wagging their tails, but I kinda wanna see their reactions to their saiyan s/o purring and wagging their tail at them (cause I’m nothing but a simp- also I hope you have a good day!)

Goku: Doesn't really notice or react. He realizes your happy, but hes happy too, so he just kinda vibes with it. Might purr back if you've got him relaxed (good luck with that)

Vegeta: B l u s h y. Hes happy your happy around him but will physically wilt before admitting it. The most your gonna get is a blush and maybe a quiet purr back.

Raditz: Your tail wags? His wags faster. You purr? He purrs louder. Hes not being particularly competitive (even if he lowkey is) hes just super happy you're happy and realizing this makes him even happier.

Bardock: He wags his tail too and let's out a quiet purr but seems so embarrassed by it. Hes happy your happy but he, like, cant control his happy reactions and it embarrasses him a bit.

Gine: Similar to Raditz, shes really super happy when you're happy. Might even do a little dance with you if you're up to it and shes in the mood. She does excited, happy tippy tap dances and I'll fight you on it.

Broly: Probably hugs you when he notices. Hes like "yaay the light of my life is happy, my life is complete". Like seeing you happy is the highlight of his day.

Turles: This bitch strives to make you mad. Like, what? Genuine happiness from my mate? I didnt warrant this. Probably calls you mean names and points out every mistake you've ever made in your life every time you get happy and he wasnt the cause.

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Hi how are you? I love you're writing 😍 and I love that you write for the dbz Fandom and for Gine too 😃

Are requests open? May I request headconons of some of the dbz characters (I don't know who to pick because I like them all ☺ ) that pine for the reader or have a huge crush on the reader? How would they court the reader?

Goku: He probably has no clue what's going on (he probably thinks it's a heart virus again tbh) but he just kinda rolls with it. He spends more time training with you and gets really happy when you cook for him, he even tones down the complaining when he realizes that he ate all the food and theres no more cooked.

Vegeta: He's hyper aware of his "feeble attraction" and cant wipe the blush off his face no matter how hard he tries when you're around. He probably sucks at courting cause hes ever so slightly meaner cause he doesn't know how to deal with feelings without looking "weak".

Raditz: S m o t h e r s them in affection. It might not be the affection they want, but he'll give them affection. He might hug them out of nowhere, his tail wagging happily. Or he may very well sit on top of them and mush them into the couch. Who knows.

Bardock: Another angy one. Hes a bit better with it though. Hes just kinda standoffish (more than usual) but hes there when it counts. He lowkey stalks you for a bit before telling himself to stop being a pussy. He just want to protecc.

Gine: The only normal one here. She slowly spends more time with her crush before asking them on a little date. A cuddlebug once her feelings are out there.

Broly: Very smiley. It's kinda scary tbh. Like he has the widest grin when they're around but his eyes still look dead so it kinda throws people off. He likes acts of service and will help you out with whatever he can whenever he can as his way of courting.

Turles: A fuckin menace. He knows he has feelings but hates the knowledge, so he just kinda torments you to spend time with you. Pulling your hair when you walk by. Tripping you and then laughing. Moving overly heavy things like the fuckin fridge in front of the bathroom door and laughs when you cant get through when you really have to pee. Ya know. Romantic stuff.