miscellaneous tarantino prompts.
a collection of quotes from various quentin tarantino movies. adjust as required.
what should we drink to, sir?
i might never have liked you. point of fact, i despise you. but that doesn't suggest i don't respect you.
i'm a little surprised how tall you are in real life.
so, who are your three handsome escorts?
just keep your fuckin' mouth shut. why don't you start practising right now?
there's a special rung in hell reserved for people who waste good scotch.
i've had a gun pointed at your balls since you sat down.
but you fucked her anyway?
there ain't nothing you want to tell me before we get out of this car, is there?
is this a lawyer-client thing, and you can't repeat nothing i tell you?
hey, keep your fucking mouth shut, alright? i mean it. not one fucking word.
you keep fuckin' with me, you're gonna be asleep forever.
what the fuck you doin' knocking on my door like the goddamn police? you wanna die?
dying in our sleep is a luxury our kind is rarely afforded.
goddamn girl! you're getting high already?
you didn't say the goddamn rendezvous was in a fuckin' basement.
looks like we have a bit of a sticky situation here.
i can say i definitely didn't do it because i know what i did or didn't do. but i cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause i don't definitely know.
all you can do is pray for a quick death, which you ain't gonna get.
shut your raggedy-ass up and sit the fuck down.
i love rumours! facts can be so misleading, where rumours, true or false, are often revealing.
does he look like a bitch?
my ass may be dumb, but i ain't no dumbass.
so, what does it feel like to kill a man with your bare hands?
that's a pretty good fucking milkshake. i don't know if it's worth five dollars, but it's pretty fucking good.
nobody kills anyone in my store except me.
any time of the day is a good time for pie.
it's none of your business.
normally, both your asses would be dead as fucking fried chicken, but you happened to pull this shit while i'm in a transitional period, so i don't wanna kill you. i wanna help you.
you lookin' at something, friend?
tell that fuckin' bitch to chill.
what's more chickenshit than fucking with a man's automobile?
don't fuck with another man's vehicle.
this is not my fuckin' problem, man!
i thought you said you were gonna be cool.
now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. and when i get nervous, i get scared.. and when motherfuckers get scared? that's when motherfuckers accidentally get shot.
did you ever hear the philosophy that once a man admits that he's wrong, he is immediately forgiven for all wrongdoings?
i will never forgive your ass for this shit.
this is some fucked-up repugnant shit.
if my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
well, let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet.
i'm pretty fuckin' far from okay.
say 'what' again. i dare you. i double dare you, motherfucker, say 'what' one more goddamn time.
hey, i've changed my mind. shoot this piece of shit, will ya?
i hate to shatter your ego, but this is not the first time i've had a gun pointed at me.
motherfucker, i'm trying to watch the lost boys.
was that as good for you as it was for me?
you wanna fuck with me? i'll show you who you're fucking with.
excuse me for not being the world's biggest madonna fan.
let me tell you what 'like a virgin' is all about. it's about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. the entire song is a metaphor for big dicks.
you almost killed me, asshole.
if i knew what kind of guy you were, i never would've agreed to work with you.
what the fuck are you talking about?
i don't wanna kill anybody, but if i gotta get out that door and you're standing in my way? one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
you keep talking like a bitch, i'm gonna slap you like a bitch.
listen, kid, i'm not gonna bullshit you, alright? i don't give a good fuck what you know or don't know, but i'm gonna torture you anyway regardless.
let me get this straight.. you don't ever tip?
get the fuck outta my face with that shit.
i'm not here to say please. i'm here to tell you what to do and if self-preservation is an instinct you possess, you'd better fucking do it and do it quick.
i don't mean any disrespect. i just don't like people barking orders at me.
pretty please with sugar on top.. clean the fucking car.
fuck pride. pride only hurts, it never helps.
just because you are a character doesn't mean you have character.
you mind if i have some of your tasty beverage to wash this down?
this was divine intervention.
i don't give a damn what men find attractive.
you can't trust [name]. but you can always trust [name] to be [name].
revenge is never a straight line.
that woman deserves her revenge and we deserve to die.
i suppose it's a little late for an apology, huh?
i've kept you alive for two reasons. and the first reason is information.
you didn't think it was gonna be that easy, did you?
you and i have unfinished business!
if you shoot this man, you die next. repeat. if you shoot this man, you die next.
you're acting like a first year fucking thief! i'm acting like a professional!
you don't need proof when you have instinct.
that's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage?
