Untitled For No Good Reason

28, girl, living it up in Florida. Pot smoker, animal lover, music enthusiast (who isn't though), super shy, sarcastic...and I watch entirely too much TV. I'm in the process of losing weight and toning up we'll see how it all works out based on my interests. :)

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It's been a while

I haven't been on tumblr for a while, pretty sure I'm back.  I need a place to vent. I'm currently pregnant and dealing with my mothers Alzheimer's.  I've known about it for over a year but I think I've been in denial about it until recently when its become much more obvious that she has a brain disorder.  The pregnancy hormones, not being able to get high and the stress of prepping for the baby doesn't help the situation. 

I'm just not really to have my mom forget me, or explain the my son as he grows up why his grandma is so strange.  It saddens me to think that he won't ever know my mom like I did. 

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comes with 2 sub woofers

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  Drama-Free

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I’m going to continue to reblog this every year I have a tumblr

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This is a photo of an African-American burn victim who lost the pigmentation in his left arm after suffering second-degree burns following an apartment fire.  

Around 10-15% of dark-skinned burn victims who receive skin grafts will never fully recover their complexion.

[catbountry]

So beautiful.

[kattachrome]

uhh, sorry to tell you guys this, but this isn’t a picture of a burn victim, it’s a picture of a horse dildo from Bad Dragon.com XD look for yourself if you don’t believe me

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THIS IS A HORSE DILDO.

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THIS IS THE BEST FUCKING THING IMVE SEEN ALL DAY

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LOOOOOOOL i laughed too hard.

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awesome tragedy…

[raphmike]

Russell Brand & the Westboro Baptist Church

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wouldn’t it be funny if Russell was actually Jesus in disguise tho i mean look at him plus he seems to know his shit i mean i’m just sayin

[ophie-sama]

well done, mr. brand.

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Arrested Development 

Omg yes.

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He finished the race.

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BF and I were talking last night about the older man in red who stumbles to his feet when the bomb goes off.  Reading this article about him very much made me cry.

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It’s somewhat embarrassing, but when the raptors bark at each other to communicate, it’s a tortoise having sex.

The very best factoid I have ever heard about Jurassic Park.  Lots more good ones here. (via wnycradiolab)

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i don’t know how to not swear

i’ll mean to say, “ooh, this is pretty” and it will come out as THIS IS THE NICEST FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY WHOLE GODDAMN LIFE

it’s a problem

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What’s the whitest name in the world? Because I think it’s Rachel.

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nancy

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Emily

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It’s between Becky and Brad

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Angus

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Becca and Chad.

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Bryson.

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Holly 

or Hunter. 

Also Susan.

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Gavin or Brice

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Chester, Wally, Valerie, Mortekai, Vince, Daniel

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Blanche

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Aint that the truth?!

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False.  But how often do you wonder what people's reactions would be if you died suddenly and who all would show up to your funeral?

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Cleaned out the bowl tonight. I'm always amazed at how clear it looks after.

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Yay

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How Animals Eat Their Food

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This is so stupid but the lizard, flamingo and ground hog got me laughing.  I love who the other guy just carries on as if it's all normal.

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Girls Only, jk kinda!