harry filming dunkirk feels like my firstborn has gone to uni and never returns my calls

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
AnasAbdin
noise dept.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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trying on a metaphor
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Product Placement
occasionally subtle

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
YOU ARE THE REASON
almost home

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NASA

roma★
taylor price
RMH
Peter Solarz
i don't do bad sauce passes
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@extravirginlucas
harry filming dunkirk feels like my firstborn has gone to uni and never returns my calls
you know what i realized. maybe i’m a leslie knope. maybe i won’t meet my ben wyatt for like another ten years.
you want to know why? because if i met him now, he’d be the mayor of fucking ice town and i can’t handle that shit.
but when i meet him, he’ll be ben. he’ll be sweet and kind and geeky and have a slammin’ booty. it’s a long way away, but that’s okay.
this? is the most? motivational thing? I’ve ever read?
The line that will go down in history.
To any upcoming freshmen: don’t date seniors
I think this is important to reblog; protect freshmen from creepy seniors. No matter how much you think they like you, they’re manipulating you. Don’t date seniors if you’re only a freshmen. Especially protect freshmen girls. Be careful
If You Support Bernie Sanders
You need to always have the mindset that Bernie Sanders is losing the election. You can’t say, “oh, everything seems to be going okay I don’t need to vote or support his campaign.”
Yes you do. You need to vote. Primaries and all. Don’t think it’s going okay. EVERY VOTE COUNTS. YOUR VOTE COULD BE THE WINNING VOTE.
If you want him to win, you have to support his campaign.
“You’re 73 years old now,” he said as the waiter brought our wine. “What have you learned since we last met?”… …he said, “Make a list.” …And I did. I made a list… 1. Nothing in this world is black and white, and everything is gray. 2. A cluttered desk is indeed the sign of a cluttered mind, and so is a cluttered house, a cluttered car, cluttered closets and drawers and even a cluttered e-mail inbox. 3. Everything is foreplay, which we forget, and which is why we have to have foreplay. 4. Setting the alarm 20 minutes early so there’s time for cuddling is a great way to get some foreplay in on a regular basis—not to mention the best way to start the day. 5. We are our environments—both our micro environments (our houses, our cars) and our macro environments (our cities, our world)—just ask the lady that cleans your house. 6. We are constantly getting green lights and red lights as to what direction to go in our lives. It’s that simple, but nobody wants to believe it’s that simple. 7. Suffering will always be with us no matter how many memes to the contrary there are on Facebook. 8. Art and music are the only things that make sense in this world—not football. 9. No matter what Fox News says, the only thing we have to fear is fear itself. 10. Nothing can keep you young like an open mind—except maybe great sex. (Hell, even mediocre sex can add a few years.) 11. Contrary to what the song says, growing up is hard to do—not breaking up. 12. The French have it right. Vive la difference. 13. War is fruitless in any case. 14. If a person has a bad relationship with their ex and you’re in a new relationship with them, they’re probably not good relationship material. 15. If somebody tells us what is wrong with us or what they don’t like about us, they are probably, at least to a certain extent, right; owning up to it right away ends a lot of arguments. 16. Attitude really is everything. 17. God doesn’t have a beard—or a vagina for that matter. And finally: 18. Tequila goes with everything. This list is not in the order of importance but then, what I’ve learned too is that there is no such thing as order of importance. There is only chaos.
“Everything is foreplay” and 19 other important things this 73 year old woman has learned about life. Source: http://www.theglow.com.au/lifestyle/life-lessons-from-older-women/ (via br0kenrecordsandwords)
I’m so mad because this worked
I want them
I’m sorry, but this is HILARIOUS!
I CANT RBELIEBE THI
Halloween is coming up and since I know how you all can get sometimes I feel like this is a necessary reminder: don’t make fun/make any sort of derogatory comment about a child wearing a minion costume. Children LIKE minions, there will be A LOT of little minions running around this Halloween. No one cares if you hate minions, no one wants to hear that you hate minions, so keep it to yourself. Tell those kids this Halloween that their minion costume is the best you’ve ever seen and that minions are your favorite character in the world. Just don’t be an asshole.
PLEASE
This is your personal guardian dog.
yanderehypnos:
He’s going to protect you from things like “if you don’t reblog this in 30 seconds your mum will die!!” and “Reblog this or you will fail class!!”
He’s very happy to protect you, so you don’t have to worry about a thing!!
sugar daddies where ya at?? I need money for cute lingerie and tattoos and shit. message me pls. you’ll get nothing in return.
Real Life Disney, by Jirka Vinse Jonatan Väätäinen
Holy fucking Tarzan
Jane is so gosh darn cute oh my sexuality 😍
i personally, would love to stop destroying my sleeping pattern, and yet
Gentlemen. This is what rape culture is like: Imagine you have a Rolex watch. Nice fancy Rolex, you bought it because you like the way it looks and you wanted to treat yourself. And then you get beaten and mugged and your Rolex is stolen. So you go to the police. Only, instead of investigating the crime, the police want to know why you were wearing a Rolex instead of a regular watch. Have you ever given a Rolex to anyone else? Is it possible you wanted to be mugged? Why didn’t you wear long sleeves to cover up the Rolex if you didn’t want to be mugged?And then after that, everywhere you go, there are constant jokes about stealing your Rolex. People you don’t even know whistle at your Rolex and make jokes about cutting your hand off to get it. The media doesn’t help either; it portrays people who wear Rolexes as flamboyant assholes who secretly just want someone to come along and take that Rolex off their hands. When damn, all you wanted was to wear a nice watch without getting harassed for it. When you complain that you are starting to feel unsafe, people laugh you off and say that you are too uptight. Never mind you got violently attacked for the crime of wearing a friggin time piece.Imagining all that? It sucks, doesn’t it.Now imagine you could never take the Rolex off.
The Wretched of the Earth: On Rape Culture (via exoticwild)
i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie