Im An Extrovert With Anxiety (it Happens)

Future reference 😌

justbadpuns

What did the dying composer say? I’ll be Bach

shortangrybisexual

Listen I’m bi as Heck and as much as I love girls, I also love boys? Boys are amazing and pure and liking boys is a wonderful feeling? I never see a lot of posts talking about cute boys so

Some Boy Aesthetics™ I’m in love with include:

Their tired grins? Have you seen a cute boy grin when he’s tired? Life Changing

Sleeves rolled up to forearms is all good and Well but also when they have Sweater Paws in their hoodies or jumpers? Makes the tallest of them seem so smol? I’m lov?

When they run their hand through their hair and it sticks up in places and it looks So Good

Collar Bones

Soft pudgy stomachs they absolutely make me melt

When ya boy gets flustered A++ Bonus points if he giggles Boys giggling is Everything

itsagifnotagif

I think this is like the first positive post about boys that isnt to do with a celebrity for ages and it is actually super nice to read????

dontmakemedothisagain

More soft boy things:

That small teasing smirk when they say something they know you like

Falling on top of them when they’re asleep and they just very softly go oof

When the jump up some place high and sit and lean down to kiss you

Cuddles their fucking cuddles man

Being entranced by a movie

Boys + Starbucks

Messy hair

They try to be tough. They soft

Boys are so fucking beautiful I love them

navigator-vhixxa

This is the truest boy post and there are so many things that make me melt

getting so into a song that they can convince you anything is A Jam

when they get excited over a meal you cooked

kissing the back of your hand

when it’s an unknown number and they put on the Phone Voice

blowing their hair out of the way when it gets long

watching them talking passionately to someone else and see their expression change 3 times a second

when they prank you and laugh real hard but you’re like “joke’s on you because I get to hear your cute laugh”

Boys are super wholesome and good

buttercupbi

Some additions:

if you hurt yourself they get super concerned and their voice raises like two octaves when they ask if you’re ok

making reference to an inside joke in a group of friends and covertly glancing at you to make sure you’ve noticed

holding your hand while doing another task

endlessly making fun of you but always watching to make sure you know they don’t actually mean it

turning teasing into super sweet compliments to watch you squirm

under-the-arch

This site needs more pure wholesome male positivity.

ethan---green

Soft boys are the only type of boy I will ever like (romantically)

notthe-latte-hottay

My bi ass appreciates boys sm

At this point there’s no excuse for a baby boomer to be technologically incompetent anymore. It’s just willful ignorance, this shit is not fucking hard

“why is it asking for a password” because you’re logging into something martha, that’s how it’s been for the last 20 fucking years

“how do i do [x] can you show me” no dale you can Google it like the rest of us. it requires one exposure to the concept of googling to understand how it works. your generation was smart enough to cause a total economic collapse out of malice but not smart enough to type in a few words I guess

“im just not tech savvy” no you just refuse to learn because like in most things you are stuck in your ways

the worst part is after you help an old fuck with some sort of tech bullshit 9 times out of 10 they’ll give you some kind of bullshit passive aggressive thank-you

like “oh i guess you young people have to know something about those phones you’re always on, huh?”

give me a fucking break gretchen i have depression from living in the economy you created and my phone is more of a reprieve than dealing with your stubborn inconsiderate ass

AND ANOTHER THING that just gets my blood boiling is their ability to get into their settings, completely fuck things up, and then manage to develop total amnesia about how it happened

what do you mean you set your phone to japanese on accident, phil? there’s like 15 separate menus you have to navigate through to get there

“i think it’s because i got a virus” no greg it’s not a virus, the only viruses here are your rampant stupidity and the deadly pathogens carried by your unvaccinated grandchildren

promptsforthestrugglingauthor

i just absolutely loathe that the people who decide if women should be executed for having abortions or not are the same people who can’t figure out how to work a blu-ray player with the instructions in front of them

bitrek

basic things you should know about your main characters

how is their relationship with their family

what are their beliefs, if they have any

what is their motivation (preferably something unrelated to their love interest/romantic feelings, bc people care about other things, too, kthx)

who were they raised to be vs. who they became/are becoming

what are their plans for the future, if they have any

how do they feel about themselves and how it affects their behaviour (i mean. you can’t tell me a character is shy then have them do things shy people wouldn’t do, like?????)

how do they feel about things they cannot control?

and last but not least:

WHY IS THIS CHARACTER THE PROTAGONIST

LBR DO THEY EVEN MATTER

Additionally, not all of these things have to come up in the course of your story, but it’s integral to who your character is as a person.

girlpanties

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

girlpanties

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

claycoloredmotherlessness-deact

This hurt my feelings

sassippi

Well fuck me

lostodosblancos

I have done this thing once every couple months and every time I hate it a little more because it knows me better than I know myself

2scorchedwings

thebritishteapot

what THE FUCK

hloneheart

how the FUCK

Just— PLEASE WASTE YOUR TIME DOING THIS

fennbirn-fandom

Top 10 Worst TDC Characters

10. I can’t

9. Chose

8. One

7. They

6. Are all

5. So

4. Wonderful

3. And I

2. Love them

1. Joseph

2. Joseph

1. Rho

The Signs As Things My BF has said

Aries : This time you have won the battle, but I will win the WAR

Taurus : Talking to you and going to a food eat place

Gemini : But you just can’t seem to hate me

Cancer : I believe in you... kinda

Leo : I’ll always be winning, babe

Virgo : *sent 2 paragraphs in text about the SNES*

Libra : Cuz I would never forget anything about you

Scorpio : I’m chilling in the living room all by myself

Sagittarius : Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve almost died

Capricorn : Well what if I wanna win?

Aquarius : No one died, so it’s okay!

Pisces : It was like that feeling when you bend your toe funny and it feels like the world is going to end. Death from inside.

#Aries #taurus #gemini #Cancer #leo #virgo #libra #scorpio #sagittarius #capricorn #aquarius #Pisces #zodiac #zodiac signs #cute #Relationship #goals #love quotes #love

ameriqan

*hits on you* *actually hits you*

totally accidentally gives you a black eye

drovie

Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.

drovie

Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.

That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.

afkland

You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.

drovie

I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.

This is so precious and I just want everyone to see this 😂💕 always remember, you're worth potatoes

the thrilling saga

update: cornwallis is a girl but after i asked her rachel has decided to keep the name the same because it’s hilarious

update: rachel’s mother has not yet taken to the bird and it appears to be a gradual process in the making. on the upside, madame cornwallis has taken a shining to vivaldi’s four seasons, my chemical romance’s the black parade, and the pokemon theme song.