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Hello! This is a Ask/Rp blog for my watchdog oc Lolita

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Max didn’t know that the door was open to the backstage where he had to change his shirt because some asshole splashed him over with a drink, he saw a female watchdog in the door, he fears what her reaction would be. “Uhh… do I know you?” Max wanted to facepalm, what kind of question was that?

Lolita blushed hard “o-oh! Im so sorry!” she looked away and tried to block her view of him with her right hand nervously “I-i didnt know anyone was here.. I hope you can forgive me..” she never seen anybody shirtless, so she didnt really know what to do “and no.. W-we never met before..” she looked at him for a second but looked away again

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Max takes his spare shirt and buttons it on, the then turns around towards this stranger. “Hehe, sorry that our first meeting would be like this. I’m Maximus, but you can call me Max if you’d like it. I prefer Max honestly, but you’re the boss.” He says still blushing a bit. He grabs his apron and puts it on. “Who’re you, young mysterious lady?”

Lolita put her hand down “Oh m-my name is Lolita, you can call me whatever you want, i dont really care. Nice to meet you, Max!” she nervously smiled “do you work here or something? This is the first time i ever went to this place, i just love to go to a lot of new places!” she chuckled

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“I’m the bartender here in the bar, this place wouldn’t be functioning properly if I wasn’t here mixing drinks and taking orders from costumers. Wanna follow with me to my spot?” He asks politely to Lolita and walks over to her. “I’d like to show you why the boss here chose me as their bartender, you’re gonna enjoy it.”

“That would be awesome! I bet your drinks are super amazing! Maybe i could get a beer.. Or a cocktail.. No, a margarita! Margaritas are the best in my opinion” she grabbed his hand happily “your boss must be so lucky to have you!” she paused. “Heh.. sorry if im complimenting you too much..”

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“Bah, it’s fine. Though I’m not used to compliments it’s still nice to get some now and then, I’ll get exactly what you’ve ordered.” When Max and Lolita has come up to the bar Max goes in behind the counter and sees how many people that were ordering drinks from him, he nods once and grabs three bottles from his shelf. He begins to juggles with the bottle like a professional juggler while taking out six martini glass from up above him and poured every glass up with every bottle in lightning speed, the costumers happily took their drinks and walked away. “Take a seat Lolita.”

“Damn your good at this!” She sat down on a seat “as you may already know, ill have one margarita please!”

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“Coming right up lil’ lady.” Max grabs a bottle of Tequila, another of Triple Sec and juggles with them while grabbing a Margarita glass. He juggles with both bottles in one hand while dipping the edges of the glass slightly in a bucket of sea salt, the places the glass on the table while juglling more with the bottles, he grabs a shaker and places the bottles on the counter. Then puts lime juice, ice and some liquid from both bottles in the shaker, he shakes it while placing a lime slice in the glass. He pours the Margarita in the glass and gives it to Lolita. “Here you go young lady.” He says and starts to clean the counter with a cloth

“Thank you!” She took a sip of her Margarita “oh my god, this tastes great! How long have you been working here?” She kept drinking her margarita

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“Longer than I remember, maybe 30 years or a bit less.” Max smirks a bit while cleaning the counter. “Well, I’m just glad that my boss doesn’t think about firing me from here. I wouldn’t have any other places to go, I haven’t been out shopping for such a long time and I have never been visiting my friends before.” He hears some yelling between a costumer and a colorful bird. The bird was pink, blue and purple. “That’s Katinka, she’s a waitress here and is probably the coolest bird I’ve met.”

Lolita smiled and waved at Katinka, then looked at Max again “30 years? Wow! Thats a long time! But you haven’t been visiting your friends? Why not? Dont you have weekends or something?”

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“Nah, I don’t really leave this place so often but I do get a lot of exercise from working here. I mean look at this.” Max grabs four bottles and begin to juggle them in the air in a lightning speed, then grabs a cocktail glass and pour a bit of all bottles in it while giving it a lemon slice and ice. “Thanks dude.” A guy walks up to Max, pays him some money and grabs the drink. “I’ve got everything I need right here in this little corner.” Says Max with a chuckle

Lolita had no idea if she should feel bad, sad, worried, or impressed for Max “well, you gotta give your legs exercise as well!”

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Max drops his smirk and sighs. “Ugh, yeah, you’re right. I should be going outside more often, staying inside all day isn’t good for my body.” He says resting his hand in his hand looking at Lolita. Hey uhh, it’s Saturday y’know. We’ve got a very special performer here tonight. His name’s Laust and comes for the Hater Empire. He’s very talented but has been having a hard time coming here lately, then something happened and now he’s singing more cheerfully than a little nightingale.” He says looking at the time. “He’ll be on the scene soon, wanna sit here and watch him?”

Lolita finished her drink “of course ill watch! Sounds fun!” Lolita said excitedly “but do you know what happened?”

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“He’s been going through some serious depression and hasn’t been in his happy mood lately, no one knows what happened to make him come out of his blues and into his cheerful side. I’m glad that he’s okay again.” Max looks towards the scene and everyone had gone quiet, shortly after a watchdog with dark blond hair and an eye in silver steps out from behind the curtains and sings in a wonderful voice.

“He’s good right? Our boss found him a while ago on the harbor singing the saddest kind of blues I’ve heard, you could hear the sorrow in this sound.”

Lolita watched him in amazement “yeah, he sounds pretty good! But i dont think its a good idea for him to hide anything thats going on..” she looked back at Max and frowned

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“You’re right, if he doesn’t tell anyone than how’s he supposed to get help? I’m glad that he’s gotten better, he’s passionated and emotional so he’s got a lot of power in his voice… I’m sure that his happiness will be continuing for some time, he deserves it.” Max pops open a beer and slides it down the table to another costumer. “His first love interest broke his heart really good, he’s been trying to find some healing to himself but apparently he’s now found it. Hehe.”

“Oh! Maybe he finally found somebody new! Or maybe not. Well, at least he stopped thinking about whoever his love interest was!” Lolita smiled

*There was a watchdog walking down the hall way, or trying at least. The watchdog was wearing high heel boots and it looked like she could bearly walk in those things. She had her arms out as she tried to make her way down the hall way. She took one wrong step and lost balance. She feel on the floor and started looking around hoping no one noticed her. He heart sank as she saw a watchdog not to far down the hall way. Nicole waved and blushed due to emberassment.*

Lolita looked at her with surprise “oh god! Are you ok?” Lolita helped the other watchdog up and noticed her high heel boots “wow! Those look real good on you!”

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*Nicole smiled at her new friend.* “Awwww! Thank you! I am pretty sure you are much cooler than me! You are also very pretty too!”

Lolita looked away smiling and blushing “heh, n-no problem bud!” She rubbed the back of her head awkwardly and looked back at nicole

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“So, do you like working here?” *Nicole asked curiosly. She was guessing the answer was going to be ‘no’ or something. A lot of people hated their job, especially her.*

Lolita thought about it for a few seconds “well, we always get to see these new planets and lord haters songs are AWESOME! But its kinda depressing here to be honest”

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“It is terrible here, I-I miss living on my friend’s planet. He took care of all the watchdogs there.” *Nicole smiled a little thinking of a few memories of her close friend Jeffrey. She hoped he was okay.* “But, I-I got family here! I-It is nice to be close to my friends and my brother.” *She smiled trying to convince herself that she loved it here.* “The planets are amazing to look at, they are very pretty. Do you ever travel around outside the ship?”

“Of course! I alwaysss travel outside the ship! I go to these epic parties at every planet, any time, all day, all night! I meet many new people! i once talked to that Emperor Awesome guy and he seems cool!” Lolita almost jumped in excitement thinking of those times, but she still cared about Nicoles situation “but how come Jeffrey didnt join you? Did you guys at least say goodbye to each other?”

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“I-I don’t think that would be a good idea if he stayed here. Th-There would be some problems… I-I haven’t seen him in almost a year. I-I didn’t get to say goodbye. I-I know he must be okay though. H-He is very strong.” * Nicole smiled. She was very worried. Deep down she wondered if he was dead but she refused to think of those thoughts. ‘He will be back soon. He is most likely working on his new army, or something. When he is done I know he will visit.’ She thought.*

“Id like to meet this Jeffrey! He seems cool! A friend of my friend is a friend of mine!” Lolita chuckled “but im sorry that you never got to say goodbye… You guys must of been good buds!” Lolita tried to stay a bit positive

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*Nicole was quite. The young watchdog was trying not to cry. She nodded her head.* “He was like a parent to me. I-I miss him.”

Lolita noticed how sad Nicole was “Hey.. Its alright! I bet you guys will meet soon again!” She said, trying to comfort Nicole

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“I-I know b-but, I-I r-really miss him!” *The tiny watchdog broke out into tears and hugged Lolita.*

Lolita was a bit surprised, but she hugged Nicole back “dont worry! Who knows? Maybe you will see him again tomorrow!”

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*Nicole started to calm down.* “Y-You-” *Sniff* “think so? I-I really miss him.”

“Of course i think so! He must be missing you as well!” Lolita smiled

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*Nicole let Lolita go and smiled.* “Th-Thanks I-I needed to hear the. L-Let’s go get some pie.” *Nicole took Lolita’s hand as they walked down the hall.*

Lolita picked her favorite pie, key lime pie and instantly started eating it “What are you gonna get?” she looked at Nicole

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“Hmmmmm.” *The watchdog thought for a second.* “I-I can’t decide between pumpkin pie or Lemon.” *The tiny watchdog tapped where her chin would be.* “What do you think?” *Asked the flabbergasted watchdog.*

Lolita looked at the pies “i think you should get.. Pumpkin pie!”

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“Good idea!” *Nicole smiles cheerfully. Nicole picked up her favorite pie and looked around.* “Where should we sit?”

Lolita spotted a bench nearby “oo, how about that bench?” She pointed at it

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“Sure!” *Nicole smiled warmly.* “Let’s go!” *Nivole started walking towards the bench.*

Lolita sat down on the bench and kept on eating her pie

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“I-I guess you like your pie!” *Nicole smiled.* “Do you ever try to make pie? I-I have tried once, I-I am not that good of a cook.” *Nicole blushed a little emberassed.*

“Oh damn.. Well..” Lolita inhailed “I almost burned down a whole planet trying to make a pie” Lolita awkwardly chuckled and looked away from Nicole for a second

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*Nicole giggled when Lolita talked about her little incident when she was making pie.* “S-Sorry, I-I caused a small fire once when I-I was making soup.”

“Heh, well we all make accidents! Its a part of uhh.. Existing and stuff! You dont exist if you dont make accidents and stuff-“

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*Nicole smiled and giggled.* “I guess you have a point! We all learn and grow from our mistakes. Most living things grow, therefore most living things mess up.”

“yeah! Thats life for ya!” Lolita happily took the last bite of her pie

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“Exactly! I-I have messed up very b-bad, b-but at l-least I-I have l-learned from it.” *Nicole took a few bites of her pie.* “So, when did you join the army?”

“Hm, i think i joined a year ago, when i was running out of money, i had nowhere else to go at that time..”

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*Nicole looked at Lolitia with a sad expression, she felt sympathy towards her.* “Oh, r-really? Sorry. I-I am sorry you had to get stuck here. My brother told me that one of th-the reasons th-that he took me here was because th-there was no other place for us to go. I-I am sorry y-you are stuck here too.”

“hey its ok! I met a ton of great people at least! So its all good and all that!” Lolita chuckled

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*Nicole smiled.* “Well th-that is good. I-I have meet some good people here too, were almost like a little family.” *Nicole closed her eye happily.*

“To be honest its not THAT bad here, i dont know why i feel that way.. I just have a good feeling around here, even if i get a bit bossed around..”

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“Th-That is good. I-I am glad you like it here. I-I kinda like it here, but j-just a little! D-Does th-that make me a bad person? I-I don’t m-mean th-that th-this is better th-than J-Jeffrey’s place at all in any way at all! I-I am sorry! I-I don’t mean I-I like it because th-this place is evil! I-I only like it because I-I lived here sence I-I was a kid! I-I swear!” *Nicole looked nervous. She felt like she was being interrogated, even though Lolitia did nothing to make her act like that. Nicole felt like the galaxy’s ultimate scum for even uttering those words. She felt like she even betrayed Jeffrey by even saying that.*

“Whoa relax! That does not make you a bad person, i dont mind if you like this place or jefferys place! Dont think of yourself as a bad person!”

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How exactly does destroying galaxies solve Dominator’s loneliness?

It just sounds like she’ll be even more alone then she is already.

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Didn’t you ever do stuff that will ultimately make you friendless and lonely. You still did it since you feel like it. Deep inside it’s mostly because you have been called horrible things, so instead of crying about it you embrace that and prefer to be bad. Thanks to the people calling you bad claim to be good, you want nothing to do with good and just break stuff, steal, lie… because you just won’t be good. Being good is just being bad but acting like was superior to everyone else.

By the time you realize that you are alone is too late.

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Heh. Talking from experience: you don’t stop being a jerk even if you have people that want to be your friends or like you. You want to fight them too

@a-spoon-full-of-creatures when a text post hits you deep inside your personality

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Damn thats deep, i never really reconsider the things i do in real life, im just bad i guess :v

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Commander Peepers is a cute angry boi

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Inspired by “gifted” army performance, commander Peepers convinced Hater to conduct an experiment. I mean, except batteries, what a watchdog could possibly ask for, right?

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what I want...

WATCHDOG PLUSHIES! I have been trying to make my own, but it is not going so well… But imagine having a plush dogo! They are so cute and they would be perfect stuffed cuties!

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#canon voice #lolita

Lolita walked around the hallway. She just woke up at that time, and shes always a bit clumsy when she just waken up. Being so clumsy, she accidentally bumped into another watchdog. She fell down and looked at the other Watchdog in surprise “Oh god! Im so sorry! Please dont be mad it was just a accident i swear!” She looked away nervously

Taylar stumbled backwards from the impact and, finding nothing to grab onto, fell down as well. Once she realized what had happened, she looked at the other watchdog. “Oh, uh, it’s okay, really! I’m not mad. I wasn’t looking where I was going, haha…” She got to her feet and held out a hand to help up the stranger. “Sorry about that.”

Lolita looked up at Taylar, she grabbed her hand and got up “t-thanks..” She put her arms behind her back and blushed, filled with embarrassment. “..So, whats your name..?”

She gave an awkward smile. “I’m Taylar.” she said, straightening her askew helmet. “What’s, um, what’s yours?”

“My names lolita, nice to meet you..” she gave Taylar a soft smile

There was a pause while Taylar tried to think of something else to say. She didn’t just want to walk away, that would be rude.

“…So what do you do, like on the ship? I usually just help with general upkeep and stuff, but I do field work sometimes too.” It was just smalltalk, but she did want to get to know Lolita.

“Eh, i walk Captain Tim almost every day, he scares me.. But taking him on walks is kinda like being on a roller coaster, its scary when your on it and you have a feeling that your about to die, but once its done it seems more fun then scary!” Lolita chuckled

Taylar laughed a bit too. “Well that definitely sounds exciting…I have a friend who helps take care of him too. He does the grooming; I can only imagine what that’d be like!” She half-laughed and half-shuddered at the thought.

“Oh grop.. I never even touched Tim in my life, i always just ask someone else to put the leash on him for me.. Whats your friends name?”

She nodded. “I don’t blame you, Tim’s one freaky….whatever he is.”

“His name’s Jerry! I wouldn’t be surprised if you’ve met him, he knows…an impressive amout of people.”

“Hmm.. Jerry..” Lolita tried to remember somebody named Jerry “mm sorry, i dont remember somebody named Jerry.. I mostly interact with fellas who are not from the skullship!”

Lolita walked around the hallway. She just woke up at that time, and shes always a bit clumsy when she just waken up. Being so clumsy, she accidentally bumped into another watchdog. She fell down and looked at the other Watchdog in surprise “Oh god! Im so sorry! Please dont be mad it was just a accident i swear!” She looked away nervously

Taylar stumbled backwards from the impact and, finding nothing to grab onto, fell down as well. Once she realized what had happened, she looked at the other watchdog. “Oh, uh, it’s okay, really! I’m not mad. I wasn’t looking where I was going, haha…” She got to her feet and held out a hand to help up the stranger. “Sorry about that.”

Lolita looked up at Taylar, she grabbed her hand and got up “t-thanks..” She put her arms behind her back and blushed, filled with embarrassment. “..So, whats your name..?”

She gave an awkward smile. “I’m Taylar.” she said, straightening her askew helmet. “What’s, um, what’s yours?”

“My names lolita, nice to meet you..” she gave Taylar a soft smile

There was a pause while Taylar tried to think of something else to say. She didn’t just want to walk away, that would be rude.

“…So what do you do, like on the ship? I usually just help with general upkeep and stuff, but I do field work sometimes too.” It was just smalltalk, but she did want to get to know Lolita.

“Eh, i walk Captain Tim almost every day, he scares me.. But taking him on walks is kinda like being on a roller coaster, its scary when your on it and you have a feeling that your about to die, but once its done it seems more fun then scary!” Lolita chuckled

Taylar laughed a bit too. “Well that definitely sounds exciting…I have a friend who helps take care of him too. He does the grooming; I can only imagine what that’d be like!” She half-laughed and half-shuddered at the thought.

“Oh grop.. I never even touched Tim in my life, i always just ask someone else to put the leash on him for me.. Whats your friends name?”

Lolita walked around the hallway. She just woke up at that time, and shes always a bit clumsy when she just waken up. Being so clumsy, she accidentally bumped into another watchdog. She fell down and looked at the other Watchdog in surprise “Oh god! Im so sorry! Please dont be mad it was just a accident i swear!” She looked away nervously

Taylar stumbled backwards from the impact and, finding nothing to grab onto, fell down as well. Once she realized what had happened, she looked at the other watchdog. “Oh, uh, it’s okay, really! I’m not mad. I wasn’t looking where I was going, haha…” She got to her feet and held out a hand to help up the stranger. “Sorry about that.”

Lolita looked up at Taylar, she grabbed her hand and got up “t-thanks..” She put her arms behind her back and blushed, filled with embarrassment. “..So, whats your name..?”

She gave an awkward smile. “I’m Taylar.” she said, straightening her askew helmet. “What’s, um, what’s yours?”

“My names lolita, nice to meet you..” she gave Taylar a soft smile

There was a pause while Taylar tried to think of something else to say. She didn’t just want to walk away, that would be rude.

“…So what do you do, like on the ship? I usually just help with general upkeep and stuff, but I do field work sometimes too.” It was just smalltalk, but she did want to get to know Lolita.

“Eh, i walk Captain Tim almost every day, he scares me.. But taking him on walks is kinda like being on a roller coaster, its scary when your on it and you have a feeling that your about to die, but once its done it seems more fun then scary!” Lolita chuckled

Lolita walked around the hallway. She just woke up at that time, and shes always a bit clumsy when she just waken up. Being so clumsy, she accidentally bumped into another watchdog. She fell down and looked at the other Watchdog in surprise “Oh god! Im so sorry! Please dont be mad it was just a accident i swear!” She looked away nervously

Taylar stumbled backwards from the impact and, finding nothing to grab onto, fell down as well. Once she realized what had happened, she looked at the other watchdog. “Oh, uh, it’s okay, really! I’m not mad. I wasn’t looking where I was going, haha…” She got to her feet and held out a hand to help up the stranger. “Sorry about that.”

Lolita looked up at Taylar, she grabbed her hand and got up “t-thanks..” She put her arms behind her back and blushed, filled with embarrassment. “..So, whats your name..?”

She gave an awkward smile. “I’m Taylar.” she said, straightening her askew helmet. “What’s, um, what’s yours?”

“My names lolita, nice to meet you..” she gave Taylar a soft smile

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