Cityslicker On The Outside

Clown on the Inside

[buglvr24]

i always forget how much of a hell getting up in the morning during the cold months is until im trying to get dressed taking frost damage like ough augh ugha oagh uagh

[aletheyass]

this wound needs more salt

[memorycycle]

do yall think this 14$ can last me the rest of my life

[memorycycle]

do yall tjink this 0.20$ can last me the rest of my lfie

[luvvsbian]

not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

[luvvsbian]

do NOT get me started on this fucking thing. it’s the “greasy food” moodlet. from when you eat food at a food truck. for some fucking reason

[cheddar-baby]

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

[woodox-earthtaurus]

Do you hate them or do they frustrate you? Cause hate is a strong word to use

[kyatra]

i hate them also i’m done with my worksheet now. is the first session free

[mesetacadre]

real and true

[duncebento]

truuuuuuu my pet koi read this and went straight for ma clit

[bisexualvalve]

Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

[sacred-portal]

[texaschainsawmascara]

[kyatra]

i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2

[wizardpotions]

Yeah okay sure

[wizardpotions]

[papayajuan2019]

you will never smell corner like she can

[masklayer]

Wet Beast Rotation

[saltedume]

scared of the world

[thelilnan]

the cucks have unionized

[thelilnan]

they want nicer chairs

[oriocookie]

obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks

she’s reinventing hieroglyphics

[mp-lily]

She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

me at work thinking I look nonchalant and approachable