The Weapon Wizard

Enjoy the hell-asks/submissions always welcome-all inclusive, even of those who are usually ignored-aromantic-GIANT ROBOTS GIANT ROBOTS

[animentality]

[gaymber]

Okay so over the course of what like three days

1. British government collapses

2. No more Boris (special mention for Hugh Grant)

3. No more Shinzo Abe (special mention for Hideo Kojima)

4. Argentina's economy collapses overnight

5. Trump Jan 6 trials and mockery

6. Google has far too large a BTS day event (yes, the kpop band)

7. No internet in like half of canada (inc. not being able to use an ATM or call emergency lines)

8. Twitter suing Elon Musk for not buying Twitter

9. Kinnporsche ep 14 (trending 12 hrs before airing good job y'all)

10. Kazuki Takahashi, the Yu-Gi-Oh mangaka, died

11. Georgia guidestones destroyed

12. Sri Lanka Also having an economic collapse and storming the palace as a result (so no more that president) (also set the place on fire?)

13. Angola's former president died

14. Supernatural finally reaches it's target audience because of 'The Boys' finale

15. Former Mexican president (who commited massacres?) died

There's some real Nov 5 energy in this Wendy's tonight

[chronophobica]

got in trouble for possessing yugi during class time again

[xiranjayzhao]

Seto Kaiba joins Twitter solely to laugh at Elon’s floudering

[basketcat]

i love yugioh

[robotclownindulgence]

Context: This grown ass police inspector is asking a teenager to resolve a hostage situation for him

[medievaljournalist]

my liege lord made his heraldic banner a fucking picrew dude i cant do this shit anymore im gonna become a highwayman or some shit

[tastefullyoffensive]

[funnytwittertweets]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

*adds a sprinkle of cornstarch to the plot and stirs*

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

#NOOOOO URE SUPPOSED TO MIX THE CORNSTARCH INTO A SLURRY BEFORE ADDING IT TO UR SOUP ITLL CLUMP IN HOT WATER 

NOOO THE PLOT CLUMPENS

[floridakilo]

liking christmas = spoiled nepo baby

liking halloween = victorian street urchin

liking thanksgiving = big and greedy

liking valentines day = borderline personality disorder

[liverpriest]

do the fourth of july

[floridakilo]

terrorist

[rollhistory]

Listen, if you interrupt me with a new task while I’m midway through another, you aren’t allowed to be mad when I switch to the new task immediately. You clearly thought the new task was important enough to interrupt me with it!

I am just a little pikmin! You’re the one with the whistle!!

[rollhistory]

‘You need to learn to prioritise’ no YOU do! You’re the one dishing out tasks!! All I need to do is take things back to the onion!

[b0tster]

Bloodborne Kart: 📅 RELEASING 1/31/2024! 📅

12 racers!

16 maps!

Full single player campaign mode!

Boss fights!

Local split screen multiplayerr!

VS Battle mode!

🩸🚗 LETS RACE THESE FOUL STREETS 🚗🩸

🎃 Happy Halloween

[bunnywoman]

idk im getting used to the mold i kinda like it now it feels good to breathe in all the spores and get really itchy and feel like i was just hit by a car idk do uou think i look cuter lately

[tropicalscream]

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.

[fearsomeandwretched]

This made me bust out laughing

[hymn-of-the-moon]

[renamon]

Peer-reviwed from @myturtlegotjacked

[allegedly-human]

Hello OP I saw your post about gardening helping you relax and I rearranged the words of your post and now I think you kill children, how fucking dare you?!

[shibainuoverload]

Coco biting on a toy lightsaber, looks like he’s shooting his laser beam

[liquid-geodes]