Don't Bother Me

[eyelessjohn]

H- Hewwo?

Hello? Is there something you want?.

[lacengel-deactivated20251213]

I want to eat your nose

[eyelessjohn]

What? Do you realise who you’re talking to?

[lacengel-deactivated20251213]

I’m sorry let me try again

May I p l e a s e consume your

[eyelessjohn]

How about we flip that?

[eyelessjohn]

H- Hewwo?

Hello? Is there something you want?.

[lacengel-deactivated20251213]

I want to eat your nose

[eyelessjohn]

What? Do you realise who you’re talking to?

[eyelessjohn]

H- Hewwo?

Hello? Is there something you want?.

[sirringo]

you remind me of glitch john

yeah i could see that

[beebleborps]

You remind me more of Eyeless John honestly

[sirringo]

is this an attack on me

[eyelessjohn]

WHAT DID I DO

[sirringo]

YOU STOLE GEORGE’S FACE AND RINGO’S CIRCULATORY SYSTEM

[eyelessjohn]

I simply improved them. 

Also, I gave Ringo a new circulatory system. Get it right.

[sirringo]

you remind me of glitch john

yeah i could see that

[beebleborps]

You remind me more of Eyeless John honestly

[sirringo]

is this an attack on me

[eyelessjohn]

WHAT DID I DO

[sirringo]

Can a cryptid John hurry up and kill me I’ve been waiting for a while

[eyelessjohn]

Okay, how would you like it done?

[eyelessjohn]

Hello?

Hm? Why do you bother me?.

[sirringo]

Just curious as to how you were doing is all. Do you need anything?

[eyelessjohn]

I need more canvasses before I go insane with boredom, 

They keep running away.

[eyelessjohn]

Hello?

Hm? Why do you bother me?.

[peach-crem]

Do you think eyeless john has a drivers license?

[eyelessjohn]

Just because I haven’t any eyes doesn’t I can’t see. Sure, It’s muted and blurry and I can’t do it for long periods, but I can still vaguely see what’s going on.,

[peach-crem]

Do you think eyeless john has a drivers license?

[sirringo]

I think that probably depends on if he had one beforehand. I doubt that a traffic cop would really try to stop him, and if he did, he’d probably just take their mouth or something.

[eyelessjohn]

Damn right I would

[beeble-alexandre]

I f͏e͏el ͢a̷s thoug̵h ͡sòme̵on͡e͟'̛s̴ ͏wat͜ch̷i̢n̸g͜ m͜e.́ ͠the ̵f҉or͘e̷s̀t h̢as ̧man̨y éy͝es̷ b͜ut̕ ͠t͏hi̴s p͘a͟ir̴ fe͡el̨s̡ ̶f͠amil̕i͘a̡r

[beebleborps]

Have͡ ͏y͟o̢u ̸a͘n͜y ̕ide͜a̛ who͞ it ͞mig͘ht̸ b͟e̶?

[beeble-alexandre]

no.̸.̛.͝b̸ut ̷m̴ay̴b͢e͜ ͠t̵h̨e͏ý ͝ar͢e fr͢o͢m̡ w̷hen͏ I f̛ir̶st͠ ͘ar̀r͟ive҉d to͡ ͞t͏hi̛s re̢àlm̢ ̡a͜s͝ ͝I ̷do ͞not͢ ͞h͞a͏v̢e ̢man͟y͢ m̀em͠or̢i͘e͏s͞ ́froḿ ̨t̸hi͘s t̢im̵e. T̵h͜e͝i̶r ̢pre͡ce̛ns͞e̕ feels̸ m̢uc͠h̸ li͜ķe ͞J͢oh̕n̨s ҉wh̶ich is ͡co̡n͠fu̕s̴in̢g͝ my̨ sense͠ t͟o ͝say͡ the̢ ̕leas̡t

[beebleborps]

Maybe you’re sensing some other John

[beeble-alexandre]

t͠her͜e ͏a͟r͝e ́o̕th͘e̴r̡s ̕like ̢h̡i͡m? ́s͘u͞r̡e͝ly̷ th͞e̢y w̢ou͜l͝d be lo͡ya̕l ͢fo҉l̨lo̴w̴e̸rs̕ ͞t̢o͘ H͏is͜ cause

[eyelessjohn]

I would never blindly follow a bastard such as he.

[beeble-alexandre]

H́òw͢ ̀D̕AR̵E yo҉u sp͠eak̡ of H̛i͏m ͝li͘ke͢ ͠t͘ha͡t.̨ Y͡ou ma͜y ͠b̴e sim̴i͟la̛r t̸o̡ ͞H͝im but̛ ͏I ̷woųl͏d͘ ̢n͢e̕ve͘r҉ ͢fǫllơw̶ oné ̛s̷u̶ch as͠ ́y̵ou̴ s̷im̀p͘l͞y f͏o̵r ͟your ̀d͜i͏sresṕect́ ̵al͞on͡e̕.̨ D͜on̛'͞t y̡ou k̛n̴ow ̀h́e҉ ̕c̀an gi͠v̶e ̵m͟any̢ ͢gif̵ts and͝ ̨w҉ill lea̕d͟ t̵ḩe ̵worl͠d́ i͞nt͝o ̴à ͏ńe͞w e̸ra͟?

[eyelessjohn]

Our mutual purpose is a cycle of antagonism. 

My purpose on my own is to improve mortals as I see fit, regardless of what they think. 

I don’t care for others to follow me, it would be only a burden for them to.

[beeble-alexandre]

I ͏d͏o̶ųb́t ͡yơu͡ ̧"i̶m̨p̕r̶oveme͢nts" ͏a̡r̷e a͠s good ͡a̡s̴ ͏Hi̷s.͜ s̵ure̶l͞y ͞you͢ ̀can̡no̧t̕ ͟ąc̛híe̴v́e̡ ͠sh͟a̧pi̧ng th̡e ͏woŕld͡ in͢ ̸yo̧ur͞ ǫw̵ņ ̛i͟mage͡ ̡wi̢t͟hout̶ fol͢lo̵we̴r͡s. ͜Ýou ̀ár̕e͞ ̶dest͜i̛n͞e͠d ͝t͝o ̧fa̴il, b̴u͞t per̷hap̢s t͢h̵a͠t ̸is̷ ̀a͡ ̕go̶od̷ t̵hing͘.́ ͞y͜o̸u̵ do͡ ̀no̷t̡ th̸re̸a̵t̡e̶ņ H̡i̴s t͏hr̸on̛e͠

[eyelessjohn]

My improvements don’t fail to attach to the victims, at the very least. 

I have a purpose, and I fulfil it. I do not try to go beyond it.

[beeble-alexandre]

y̕ou͞r ̵gift̛e͡d ̵wi̕l̛l̨ ̧no̵t l̨as̨t in ͝H̀is̵ ҉wor̶l͞d͜ ̨let͝ ͞m̢e ássu͏re̷ y̶ou͞ ͢o͠f thiś. soon͏ yo͢u͘ ̴will nơ l̕o̶ńgȩŕ h͜ave ͟to w̧orry̴ a̶b̵o̵ut͟ ̶y̸o͟u͜r̛ p͝urp̛o̷śe :)

[eyelessjohn]

A n d   w h a t   i s   y o u r   p u r p o s e ,   m a y   I   a s k ?

[beeble-alexandre]

I f͏e͏el ͢a̷s thoug̵h ͡sòme̵on͡e͟'̛s̴ ͏wat͜ch̷i̢n̸g͜ m͜e.́ ͠the ̵f҉or͘e̷s̀t h̢as ̧man̨y éy͝es̷ b͜ut̕ ͠t͏hi̴s p͘a͟ir̴ fe͡el̨s̡ ̶f͠amil̕i͘a̡r

[beebleborps]

Have͡ ͏y͟o̢u ̸a͘n͜y ̕ide͜a̛ who͞ it ͞mig͘ht̸ b͟e̶?

[beeble-alexandre]

no.̸.̛.͝b̸ut ̷m̴ay̴b͢e͜ ͠t̵h̨e͏ý ͝ar͢e fr͢o͢m̡ w̷hen͏ I f̛ir̶st͠ ͘ar̀r͟ive҉d to͡ ͞t͏hi̛s re̢àlm̢ ̡a͜s͝ ͝I ̷do ͞not͢ ͞h͞a͏v̢e ̢man͟y͢ m̀em͠or̢i͘e͏s͞ ́froḿ ̨t̸hi͘s t̢im̵e. T̵h͜e͝i̶r ̢pre͡ce̛ns͞e̕ feels̸ m̢uc͠h̸ li͜ķe ͞J͢oh̕n̨s ҉wh̶ich is ͡co̡n͠fu̕s̴in̢g͝ my̨ sense͠ t͟o ͝say͡ the̢ ̕leas̡t

[beebleborps]

Maybe you’re sensing some other John

[beeble-alexandre]

t͠her͜e ͏a͟r͝e ́o̕th͘e̴r̡s ̕like ̢h̡i͡m? ́s͘u͞r̡e͝ly̷ th͞e̢y w̢ou͜l͝d be lo͡ya̕l ͢fo҉l̨lo̴w̴e̸rs̕ ͞t̢o͘ H͏is͜ cause

[eyelessjohn]

I would never blindly follow a bastard such as he.

[beeble-alexandre]

H́òw͢ ̀D̕AR̵E yo҉u sp͠eak̡ of H̛i͏m ͝li͘ke͢ ͠t͘ha͡t.̨ Y͡ou ma͜y ͠b̴e sim̴i͟la̛r t̸o̡ ͞H͝im but̛ ͏I ̷woųl͏d͘ ̢n͢e̕ve͘r҉ ͢fǫllơw̶ oné ̛s̷u̶ch as͠ ́y̵ou̴ s̷im̀p͘l͞y f͏o̵r ͟your ̀d͜i͏sresṕect́ ̵al͞on͡e̕.̨ D͜on̛'͞t y̡ou k̛n̴ow ̀h́e҉ ̕c̀an gi͠v̶e ̵m͟any̢ ͢gif̵ts and͝ ̨w҉ill lea̕d͟ t̵ḩe ̵worl͠d́ i͞nt͝o ̴à ͏ńe͞w e̸ra͟?

[eyelessjohn]

Our mutual purpose is a cycle of antagonism. 

My purpose on my own is to improve mortals as I see fit, regardless of what they think. 

I don’t care for others to follow me, it would be only a burden for them to.

[beeble-alexandre]

I ͏d͏o̶ųb́t ͡yơu͡ ̧"i̶m̨p̕r̶oveme͢nts" ͏a̡r̷e a͠s good ͡a̡s̴ ͏Hi̷s.͜ s̵ure̶l͞y ͞you͢ ̀can̡no̧t̕ ͟ąc̛híe̴v́e̡ ͠sh͟a̧pi̧ng th̡e ͏woŕld͡ in͢ ̸yo̧ur͞ ǫw̵ņ ̛i͟mage͡ ̡wi̢t͟hout̶ fol͢lo̵we̴r͡s. ͜Ýou ̀ár̕e͞ ̶dest͜i̛n͞e͠d ͝t͝o ̧fa̴il, b̴u͞t per̷hap̢s t͢h̵a͠t ̸is̷ ̀a͡ ̕go̶od̷ t̵hing͘.́ ͞y͜o̸u̵ do͡ ̀no̷t̡ th̸re̸a̵t̡e̶ņ H̡i̴s t͏hr̸on̛e͠

[eyelessjohn]

My improvements don’t fail to attach to the victims, at the very least. 

I have a purpose, and I fulfil it. I do not try to go beyond it.

[beeble-alexandre]

I f͏e͏el ͢a̷s thoug̵h ͡sòme̵on͡e͟'̛s̴ ͏wat͜ch̷i̢n̸g͜ m͜e.́ ͠the ̵f҉or͘e̷s̀t h̢as ̧man̨y éy͝es̷ b͜ut̕ ͠t͏hi̴s p͘a͟ir̴ fe͡el̨s̡ ̶f͠amil̕i͘a̡r

[beebleborps]

Have͡ ͏y͟o̢u ̸a͘n͜y ̕ide͜a̛ who͞ it ͞mig͘ht̸ b͟e̶?

[beeble-alexandre]

no.̸.̛.͝b̸ut ̷m̴ay̴b͢e͜ ͠t̵h̨e͏ý ͝ar͢e fr͢o͢m̡ w̷hen͏ I f̛ir̶st͠ ͘ar̀r͟ive҉d to͡ ͞t͏hi̛s re̢àlm̢ ̡a͜s͝ ͝I ̷do ͞not͢ ͞h͞a͏v̢e ̢man͟y͢ m̀em͠or̢i͘e͏s͞ ́froḿ ̨t̸hi͘s t̢im̵e. T̵h͜e͝i̶r ̢pre͡ce̛ns͞e̕ feels̸ m̢uc͠h̸ li͜ķe ͞J͢oh̕n̨s ҉wh̶ich is ͡co̡n͠fu̕s̴in̢g͝ my̨ sense͠ t͟o ͝say͡ the̢ ̕leas̡t

[beebleborps]

Maybe you’re sensing some other John

[beeble-alexandre]

t͠her͜e ͏a͟r͝e ́o̕th͘e̴r̡s ̕like ̢h̡i͡m? ́s͘u͞r̡e͝ly̷ th͞e̢y w̢ou͜l͝d be lo͡ya̕l ͢fo҉l̨lo̴w̴e̸rs̕ ͞t̢o͘ H͏is͜ cause

[eyelessjohn]

I would never blindly follow a bastard such as he.

[beeble-alexandre]

H́òw͢ ̀D̕AR̵E yo҉u sp͠eak̡ of H̛i͏m ͝li͘ke͢ ͠t͘ha͡t.̨ Y͡ou ma͜y ͠b̴e sim̴i͟la̛r t̸o̡ ͞H͝im but̛ ͏I ̷woųl͏d͘ ̢n͢e̕ve͘r҉ ͢fǫllơw̶ oné ̛s̷u̶ch as͠ ́y̵ou̴ s̷im̀p͘l͞y f͏o̵r ͟your ̀d͜i͏sresṕect́ ̵al͞on͡e̕.̨ D͜on̛'͞t y̡ou k̛n̴ow ̀h́e҉ ̕c̀an gi͠v̶e ̵m͟any̢ ͢gif̵ts and͝ ̨w҉ill lea̕d͟ t̵ḩe ̵worl͠d́ i͞nt͝o ̴à ͏ńe͞w e̸ra͟?

[eyelessjohn]

Our mutual purpose is a cycle of antagonism. 

My purpose on my own is to improve mortals as I see fit, regardless of what they think. 

I don’t care for others to follow me, it would be only a burden for them to.

[beeble-alexandre]

I f͏e͏el ͢a̷s thoug̵h ͡sòme̵on͡e͟'̛s̴ ͏wat͜ch̷i̢n̸g͜ m͜e.́ ͠the ̵f҉or͘e̷s̀t h̢as ̧man̨y éy͝es̷ b͜ut̕ ͠t͏hi̴s p͘a͟ir̴ fe͡el̨s̡ ̶f͠amil̕i͘a̡r

[beebleborps]

Have͡ ͏y͟o̢u ̸a͘n͜y ̕ide͜a̛ who͞ it ͞mig͘ht̸ b͟e̶?

[beeble-alexandre]

no.̸.̛.͝b̸ut ̷m̴ay̴b͢e͜ ͠t̵h̨e͏ý ͝ar͢e fr͢o͢m̡ w̷hen͏ I f̛ir̶st͠ ͘ar̀r͟ive҉d to͡ ͞t͏hi̛s re̢àlm̢ ̡a͜s͝ ͝I ̷do ͞not͢ ͞h͞a͏v̢e ̢man͟y͢ m̀em͠or̢i͘e͏s͞ ́froḿ ̨t̸hi͘s t̢im̵e. T̵h͜e͝i̶r ̢pre͡ce̛ns͞e̕ feels̸ m̢uc͠h̸ li͜ķe ͞J͢oh̕n̨s ҉wh̶ich is ͡co̡n͠fu̕s̴in̢g͝ my̨ sense͠ t͟o ͝say͡ the̢ ̕leas̡t

[beebleborps]

Maybe you’re sensing some other John

[beeble-alexandre]

t͠her͜e ͏a͟r͝e ́o̕th͘e̴r̡s ̕like ̢h̡i͡m? ́s͘u͞r̡e͝ly̷ th͞e̢y w̢ou͜l͝d be lo͡ya̕l ͢fo҉l̨lo̴w̴e̸rs̕ ͞t̢o͘ H͏is͜ cause

[eyelessjohn]

I would never blindly follow a bastard such as he.

[eater-john]

What would you think of a fellow with no eyes?

Does such a man…. exist in this realm?

[eyelessjohn]

What do you think?

[eater-john]

What the BLOODY HELL are YOU

Where are your EYES

[eyelessjohn]

I’m a John. 

My eyes? I removed them. Nothing gory, I bent reality so there’d be nothing there.

[eater-john]

What would you think of a fellow with no eyes?

Does such a man…. exist in this realm?

[eyelessjohn]

What do you think?

[eater-john]

I Feel Unannoyed For Once 

[eyelessjohn]

Putting that banner there is just asking for it.,