Ģ̸́ờ̧d͢ ̴̀S̷͜a҉͘͘v̵͞e͟ ͢͢ H͞͠ì҉m̴̛

[eater-john]

Roight. Just tryna get the Hang of this bloody Thing

[eater-john]

Do not worship false gods.

[eater-john]

N̦̱E̴̢̺͉͈̗V̢̗͖͔͉̩͖Ḙ̸̝̗̮̞͇̀R̶̰̩͈͎͘͢ ̪̺̤͉͉̞͕͝ͅH̢̫͙͔̭͠À̡̯̫̭̲̟̝͢V͏̗͚É̖̭̹ ̧̹̤͇̭̺͎̦̞Į̪̘͕͙̻͡ ̱͔̀͢S̻̺͕̻̀͝P̞̜ͅO̥̰̻̭K̵̰̪͎̭̘̪͡E̮̥͍̠͖͉̖͚ ̥̹̰̝̣ͅN̮̮̺͇͕̫̦̟ͅO̻̤͇͇̻͟͞T͕̤̤̣͓̭̕ ̖̦A͚͓̘͎̝̪͔ͅ ̷̩́͞T̡̺̹̭̦ͅͅR͈̲̻̩͕̱̀͠U̧̟̤̺̫͎̹͟T̞͇̲̞͟H̲͈̮͉̝̦ͅ ̛̺̹̹Ỵ̯͡O͙͉̗̮̘͕̻͜U̫̼̖̰̱̯̤̦ ͉̤͙̯̺͇ͅW̶͇͕̖̳̺͞Į̱͕̭̪̼̰̮̰ͅL̛̪̺̼͢Ļ̞̞ ̴̙̫̥͈͙̱̰͜͢S̜̣͎̳͉͖̤E̟̱͜E͏̖͖ ͙̬͖̭̭̩̣ͅW̡̥̥͈̝̗͘Ḩ̦̺͉̦ͅA̗͇̞̤̞͕͝T̴͚̥̹ ͖͔̠͈̙͎͢Į҉̞̱ͅ ̵͉̗̮̫̦A̟͚͙͇̳͢M͖̦̼̱͞ ̢͕C̶̨̢̻͈̱̪͕̯͕A̶̛͙͈̫̮̬̖̦̫͜P̜͎̮̱̰̘͍͟A̷̠͍̕͞B͍͈͝Ḽ̴̢̟͇̭̝̼̬̮ͅḚ̶̡̻̲̗͘ ̥̥̘̺̯̪̲O̩̙̝̼̻͝͝F̝̫̖͕ ̵̡̮̹̰͙́W͢҉̸̰̗̼̟͖̩̝͓͙H҉͚͚̥̙̜̺͠A̸̤̯̪̟̣͜ͅT̢̧͕ ͏̩͖̠̱̲̦͖̟W̶̙͓E̷̡͉̖͍̠̰ ͓͇͘A̤̙̪̩̬̖͖̠̹͢R̗̟̮̭̖͘E̛̤̝̞̣

[eater-john]

T̢̙̳̣͉H͏̰̘͈̼͢I̢̟͓͉͕̹̬̰͔N̨͏̸͈̩Ķ҉̺͖̮͢ ̴͏̰̣̟͇͖̘̟̟̘T̛͔̗̣͓H̙̺͕I̻͓̻̭͈̪̥N͈͕͚̲̮̞̰͇͈K̸̸̗̝̗̤ ̖̦͇̺͇̝̻ͅT̟̜̣̣̹̹͉͚̀H͡҉̨̼͖̹̤̬I̵ͅṆ̵̘Ḳ̱̲̟̗̬ ̼̬̤̕W҉̻̩̳̫͓̻̭͉̀͜Ọ̢͙̺̜̺͖͇͟ͅR̴̼͟D̡̖̣S̢̬̠̙̮̩͖̟ ̵̧̱͞F̵͚̗͢L̸̤̝͍͔̖͍̲͟͝O͏̬͙̲̝̲̹̣̪̩W̻̮͚̟̪̣̩̮͓ ̦̣͕͉̱̫̬̻A̛̜̫̩̪̥̯̜͈͘ͅN̨̥D̗̞̕ ̢̝͉̼̺̘͠Y̷̧͙E͏͓̞̫̖̟͖̦͔̤T̢͖̕ ̸҉̛̪̬͙̣͎ͅB̷͚͎̩̖͖͞A̷̸҉͙̣̩S̛̖̟͖̯̀E̷̯̻̘͉̠̹̟̕L̺͖͉̙̹̱͓ͅE҉̛̰͚͖S͠͏̰̰̠̮͇͓̳S̨̙͢ ̨̙̝̟͠I҉̻̠͈͜ ̷̪̮͍̫̯̫̩̦͔́͜A̛͖͍̘̩͇͔̠͙̜M̶̷̤͜ ͕̣̠̖̝Ţ͖̦͉͚̬͔̥͈Ḫ͡E̶̴͔̤̤͞ ̻͎̰̹̼́N̢̘̠͚̥͞E͉͇̕W̡̟̤̝͢ ̜͉̰͇͟͢G̥͕̜͚̭͠ͅO̜͚̩̩͘D̵͙̹̣͎̲̤́ͅ.͉̼͎͔̹̠͓̞͠ ͓͍͝B̮̭͉O̶̡͕̬̰̖̫̰͜W̻̺̫͇̦̠̳͢

[eater-john]

Can you go snatch my sister? Shes actually scared of you 🌼

Without Hesitation

[eater-john]

a. soon

[concerned-artist]

Step number one.: DON’T UNDERESTIMATET̸̡̛̮̹̱̤͍͒̊͑͋̃̕͜H̶̳͖̖̖̣͖̫̻͐́̅̏͒͗̀͝Ė̻̺̘̦̱̈̐̅͐͒͂̚ P̨̬̼̤̣̺̏̓̌̋̋̚͟͝Ỏ̵̧̹̼̯̪̼̖́̉̈̏̕͞W̯̩̻͇̦͇̆̀̍͗̒̄͜Ȩ̡̹̲̖͚̩̜̀͂̄̐̿̐̏͜R̶̡̡̢͉͖̪͎͆̇̇͗͋͒̎͆͢͡ Ò̵͇͉̯̜̳̖̜̾̇̽̉̔̽͝F̛͚̯̹̥̱̪̟͎͔̂̓̇̔́͠ E̡͇̳̼͈̮̤̔͊̀̀͆̀͟À̶̡͓̭̜̤̀͗͌͆̓͌͟͜͞T̷̡̡͈͇̯͓̠̬̾̊̈̆̒̒̓̌E͚̭̺̬̳̞̔͒̉̂͑̀̑R̸̙̼͎͈̩̰͑̉̈́̎͞ J̨͖̥̣̹̯̤̠̩̋̍͆͑̎̓̀̑O̢̘̩̺̼͚̠͎̽̀̍̓̌͂͑͑͡͠Ḩ̸͉̥̳̤̻̜͕̎̿̅̄̽͐͋̚͜͡͞ͅN̮̺͕̦̈̊̀̀͘͜͢͡͠

[eater-john]

HHHHHHH

[concerned-artist]

@spookycryptidgeorge

[eater-john]

I Love You

[eater-john]

i would die for you eater john

You Will.

[eater-john]

S̴i͞r!҉ Yo͝u͢’̕r̵e ba͠ck!͜ ̡I͏ m̵iss҉ęd ̧yo͡ư ̴ǫh so̡ muc͠h,͞ ̀how͠ ͞w̢a͞s y̕o͘ur̴ ͘sl͏u͜mb́ęr̢?͡ D͏i͠d ͡you mişs͞ ̷yo̕ur̨ ̡dec̸ip̢l͡e̵s̀?͟ ̀Pl͡eàs̢e sir̢ ͡is͞ ͝t͝here̴ a̵nyt͘hin̡ģ ͝Į ́ca̛n ͞do fo̡r y̧ou͞?̵~͠Alex̨andr̡e̡

Anything?T̢͘h̛͠en̡ ̡͟҉Ṕ̴ȩ̵͏r̶̷i̸͜s͏̢ḩ́͠

[eater-john]

[eater-john]

your e. hungery boy.

Y̡o̴͏ų͝ ̵Ģ̶o̷̢͘t̡̕ ́a ͏̸̧́F̢͝u̕͠c̴͠k̵̨i͏n ͘͟͢P̸͢r͘o͏̸b̵l҉em̵̨̕W̶̡i͢t̷͜͝h͡ T̶͟ḩ͡à͏t̸͡?̸̷͜

[eater-john]

Welcome back, you fool.

N҉͏o̴̢ ͢F̶͟͡o̸͟o̧ls ͠ìn̕̕ ͞Th͞i͡͞s ͘H̶͏o̶͘u҉s͘e͢ ̶̢͢

[eater-john]

S̴i͞r!҉ Yo͝u͢’̕r̵e ba͠ck!͜ ̡I͏ m̵iss҉ęd ̧yo͡ư ̴ǫh so̡ muc͠h,͞ ̀how͠ ͞w̢a͞s y̕o͘ur̴ ͘sl͏u͜mb́ęr̢?͡ D͏i͠d ͡you mişs͞ ̷yo̕ur̨ ̡dec̸ip̢l͡e̵s̀?͟ ̀Pl͡eàs̢e sir̢ ͡is͞ ͝t͝here̴ a̵nyt͘hin̡ģ ͝Į ́ca̛n ͞do fo̡r y̧ou͞?̵~͠Alex̨andr̡e̡

Anything?T̢͘h̛͠en̡ ̡͟҉Ṕ̴ȩ̵͏r̶̷i̸͜s͏̢ḩ́͠

[eater-john]

Ģ͜͞O͘O̷D̕͏̶ ̨M̨O̸͘͠R̀͟N̛͟I҉NǴ̴̷,͏ ̶IT̵’̶͟S͡ ͘B̶EEN̢҉ ̢̀A͞ S̸͠L̸̷͝U̧͡MB̷ER̴̡͏ ̨̕U͠N̶͘L̴̢͡I҉Ķ͢͏E͜҉͘ ̨À͏̡Ņ̸̀Y͡ ̷́͞OT̨͢H̸͘E̶R̴̶͞ ̢͠

[concerned-artist]

Good morning?

[beebleborps]

Good morning. We’ve been waiting.

[eater-john]

Í̡’̵́m͏ ̛͏̕Óh͟҉͜, So ̴̶H͠ùn̡͞g͡r̡̨͞y̵

[concerned-artist]

* tosses you a string cheese from behind a random couch* 

[eater-john]

T̵͘͟h̷̵a̶͜n͡ks̶

[eater-john]

Ģ͜͞O͘O̷D̕͏̶ ̨M̨O̸͘͠R̀͟N̛͟I҉NǴ̴̷,͏ ̶IT̵’̶͟S͡ ͘B̶EEN̢҉ ̢̀A͞ S̸͠L̸̷͝U̧͡MB̷ER̴̡͏ ̨̕U͠N̶͘L̴̢͡I҉Ķ͢͏E͜҉͘ ̨À͏̡Ņ̸̀Y͡ ̷́͞OT̨͢H̸͘E̶R̴̶͞ ̢͠

[concerned-artist]

Good morning?

[beebleborps]

Good morning. We’ve been waiting.

[eater-john]

Í̡’̵́m͏ ̛͏̕Óh͟҉͜, So ̴̶H͠ùn̡͞g͡r̡̨͞y̵

[beebleborps]

Wouldst thou like more of that infinite mac and cheese?

[eater-john]

I

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Yes. . ,

[eater-john]

can I put a bucket on your head

And the Purpose Being?

[eater-john]

plates

Us͠͠el̕͠è̵̶s͟͏͟s̨͠͡ ̵̕͢͝͠W̶̢h̵̡en҉ ͡y͟o̸u̢҉ h̛̀̀ą͘͡v͢͜͢e̸̷͡ ́͘̕͠͠Hà͡nd̶s̸̛ ͟Ĺa̵͢҉r̵g̛͡é͞E̴͘n̵̴̛o҉u̕g͡h̶͜ ̶̷