[eyeoforchid]

greetings -

this is a canon divergent roleplay blog for O!Ranboo from the origins smp, this is not intended to be an impersonation or mockery of the person behind the character.

Childhood -

Ranboo was raised to be a member of his nation's oligarchy, Chosen at random as a toddler to represent his sector of people, he had been training for the job since he could remember. His mentors and 'parents' tried to teach him to be kind and generous and all-loving but they were much too harsh with it. An eye for an eye was their punishment guidelines- no matter how small the infraction. "do upon others what you want done to you." He lost a pinky finger by accidentally dropping a knife upon someone else's at five years old. At some point right before his 18th birthday, he snapped, tired of giving and giving and never getting anything in return despite his guardians' rhymes, and he fled. Recreating himself and hardening like lava exposed to sea whilst he travelled.

Tags -

#purring -> talking with someone he likes #garbling -> talking with someone neutral #hissing -> talking with someone he dislikes #quill&ink-> ficlets #ooc -> out of character #canvas -> art #a page -> singular stuff #novel -> long rps

Other:

This is ran by @birlarks :] admin is a minor. I interpret o|beeduo as an ambiguous qpr. Pleaseplease do not send any weird asks I am begging you.

I am open to any literacy! I do creative writing in my spare time and have roleplayed for 8+ years.

Character tags:

@bigchickenman -> #chicken

@buzzbuzzbossman -> #bee

Design:

[eyeoforchid]

Sigh. Of course it's raining

[bigchickenman]

Your official invited to my house warming party!!! It’s in the over world!!

well thank fucking god it's in the overworld, the nether is absolutely horrible. i'll see if im available. will there be hot ladies and alcohol?

[blaze-jackie]

Ugh hey I’m from the neather?! They will be juice pouches

[bigchickenman]

well you should've chosen a better place to be from. what flavours of juice pouches do you have?

[blaze-jackie]

:((( don’t be racist, I have almost all of them !!! I went overboard.

[bigchickenman]

you sound like that ranbitch. you're the- im gonna start biting you. but- but, you listen here, you bitch, overboard is what you'll be at this homecoming party when i get a bucket o' water

[blaze-jackie]

Don’t compare me to him he’s mean abs gaslit me!!!

[eyeoforchid]

You're just making stuff up

[buzzbuzzbossman]

do you have a favorite uhm- favorite overworld food? (@eyeoforchid )

I mean, I can't really eat my other then flowers and honey, but orange tulips taste the best to me!

[eyeoforchid]

That's.. Interesting. Okay, okay.

[eyeoforchid]

Do you have flowers

I'm not answering this question..

[blaze-jackie]

Please??? Please boobie please can I have some flowers flowers for Jackie boobie gives flowers for Jackie’s

[eyeoforchid]

you. Disgust me.

[blaze-jackie]

I wish to strap you down and burn you from the outside in

[eyeoforchid]

GOD.. . . seriously man you're worse than me and that's saying a lot

[blaze-jackie]

Your the one who attacked me when I first showed up

[eyeoforchid]

I lightly insulted you! I- I did not- I did not threaten your life

[blaze-jackie]

You did it unprompted

[eyeoforchid]

That doesn't matter? You still shouldn't?? Fatally threaten me????

[blaze-jackie]

I fatally threaten everyone. Maybe you wouldn’t insulted me if I was stupid bee boy

[eyeoforchid]

He's- he's not stupid. And I wouldn't, beecause he's- adequate in personality.

[blaze-jackie]

I have adequate personality whatever that means

[eyeoforchid]

Okay man.. . whatever you wanna believe...

[eyeoforchid]

Do you have flowers

I'm not answering this question..

[blaze-jackie]

Please??? Please boobie please can I have some flowers flowers for Jackie boobie gives flowers for Jackie’s

[eyeoforchid]

you. Disgust me.

[blaze-jackie]

I wish to strap you down and burn you from the outside in

[eyeoforchid]

GOD.. . . seriously man you're worse than me and that's saying a lot

[blaze-jackie]

Your the one who attacked me when I first showed up

[eyeoforchid]

I lightly insulted you! I- I did not- I did not threaten your life

[blaze-jackie]

You did it unprompted

[eyeoforchid]

That doesn't matter? You still shouldn't?? Fatally threaten me????

[blaze-jackie]

I fatally threaten everyone. Maybe you wouldn’t insulted me if I was stupid bee boy

[eyeoforchid]

He's- he's not stupid. And I wouldn't, beecause he's- adequate in personality.

[eyeoforchid]

Do you have flowers

I'm not answering this question..

[blaze-jackie]

Please??? Please boobie please can I have some flowers flowers for Jackie boobie gives flowers for Jackie’s

[eyeoforchid]

you. Disgust me.

[blaze-jackie]

I wish to strap you down and burn you from the outside in

[eyeoforchid]

GOD.. . . seriously man you're worse than me and that's saying a lot

[blaze-jackie]

Your the one who attacked me when I first showed up

[eyeoforchid]

I lightly insulted you! I- I did not- I did not threaten your life

[blaze-jackie]

You did it unprompted

[eyeoforchid]

That doesn't matter? You still shouldn't?? Fatally threaten me????

[eyeoforchid]

Do you have flowers

I'm not answering this question..

[blaze-jackie]

Please??? Please boobie please can I have some flowers flowers for Jackie boobie gives flowers for Jackie’s

[eyeoforchid]

you. Disgust me.

[blaze-jackie]

I wish to strap you down and burn you from the outside in

[eyeoforchid]

GOD.. . . seriously man you're worse than me and that's saying a lot

[blaze-jackie]

Your the one who attacked me when I first showed up

[eyeoforchid]

I lightly insulted you! I- I did not- I did not threaten your life

[eyeoforchid]

Do you have flowers

I'm not answering this question..

[blaze-jackie]

Please??? Please boobie please can I have some flowers flowers for Jackie boobie gives flowers for Jackie’s

[eyeoforchid]

you. Disgust me.

[blaze-jackie]

I wish to strap you down and burn you from the outside in

[eyeoforchid]

GOD.. . . seriously man you're worse than me and that's saying a lot

[eyeoforchid]

Do you have flowers

I'm not answering this question..

[blaze-jackie]

Please??? Please boobie please can I have some flowers flowers for Jackie boobie gives flowers for Jackie’s

[eyeoforchid]

you. Disgust me.

[eyeoforchid]

Do you have flowers

I'm not answering this question..

[blaze-jackie]

didn't you say you were leaving? Why are you still- still here?.. (-@eyeoforchid )

Because I like to be annoying and you have lots of wood here

[eyeoforchid]

Do you eat.. wood?

[eyeoforchid]

maybe my hate is unfounded and I'm projecting my own insecurities onto someone i barely know because I'm jealous

[eyeoforchid]

NAH. not possible lol

[eyeoforchid]

maybe my hate is unfounded and I'm projecting my own insecurities onto someone i barely know because I'm jealous

[eyeoforchid]

DAMN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[eyeoforchid]

I'll plinko that fucking bird

[eyeoforchid]