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Your official invited to my house warming party!!! It’s in the over world!!

well thank fucking god it's in the overworld, the nether is absolutely horrible. i'll see if im available. will there be hot ladies and alcohol?

blaze-jackie

Ugh hey I’m from the neather?! They will be juice pouches

well you should've chosen a better place to be from. what flavours of juice pouches do you have?

blaze-jackie

:((( don’t be racist, I have almost all of them !!! I went overboard.

#cluck.txt #c.maniboy #because. because i'll push you in #into the water

you sound like that ranbitch. you're the- im gonna start biting you. but- but, you listen here, you bitch, overboard is what you'll be at this homecoming party when i get a bucket o' water

Your official invited to my house warming party!!! It’s in the over world!!

well thank fucking god it's in the overworld, the nether is absolutely horrible. i'll see if im available. will there be hot ladies and alcohol?

blaze-jackie

Ugh hey I’m from the neather?! They will be juice pouches

well you should've chosen a better place to be from. what flavours of juice pouches do you have?

#cluck.txt #c.maniboy

Your official invited to my house warming party!!! It’s in the over world!!

well thank fucking god it's in the overworld, the nether is absolutely horrible. i'll see if im available. will there be hot ladies and alcohol?

#cluck.txt #c.maniboy

Tommy is approaching my house at a rapid pace, I’m just, I’m gonna open my door now so that he doesn’t like. Eat it.

IM GONNA EAT YOUR DOOR AGAIN you better let me in

I OPENED THE DOOR KING JUST ENTER

you better have some of that calming fucking leaf juice. with the uuuuhh good flowers. you would not BELIEVE what happened to me. do you want to steal ranboo’s bed? BUT FIRST the leaf juice. i need to calm. to- to zen or whatever the word is. can i still eat your door?

You mean tea? that’s called tea bossman, and no! you can’t eat my door, Toms I’ve already have to replace it once because you ate it! I’ve got cookies, so just, have those and some tea, and tell me what the fuck your talking about??

YES yes, tea and cookies, absolutely, i need them. you know ranboo? of course you know ranboo-, SHE’S SUCH A BITCH, he pulled a blade on me, tubbo, a literal sword- well, it was a dagger, but it- like, i only bit him? he’s SO DRAMATIC. i bite you, and you’re fucking cool about it. im gonna.. im biting you now.

I’m use to you biting me bossman, it’s just a thing you do, and holy shit he like actually pulled a dagger on you? what where you too even fighting about??

well. he. uhhh. well you know how the other day we went to her house to steal her bed? and he was a huuuuuge asshole to me- to us? i think he wanted to apologize? but he was still being a dick about it! and he called me a con-sert-ta-tiv? I don’t what that is but it sounded mean so i bit him. she’s such a- a bitch. im glad you’re on my side.

uh, yeah! yeah for sure bossman 100%! he apologized to me and it went fine so maybe just like, go for it again? less biting maybe? he’s a bitch for sure no doubt calling you a conservative and everything, dick move right there. We’ll go talk to her together and fix this yeah?

ugh, tubs, he- he bought up my flock. i don’t want to apologize to her. why’d she- why would she be nice to you? im. im. im. im gonna bite her again. the bitch.

Don’t get me wrong king she’s a bitch for sure. He was nice to me because I said sorry to but you don’t have to bossman, don’t do that shit. Do you wanna chew on some wood? I’ve got so much scrap wood dude please chew on it.

#cluck.txt #c.tubbee #ooc if i had my drawing tablet i would draw otommy CRUNCHING on some wood planks #but i only have my phone :(#just imagine it #crunch crunch

OH MY GOD yes please give me all your sticks and- and branches i need to BITE

Tommy is approaching my house at a rapid pace, I’m just, I’m gonna open my door now so that he doesn’t like. Eat it.

IM GONNA EAT YOUR DOOR AGAIN you better let me in

I OPENED THE DOOR KING JUST ENTER

you better have some of that calming fucking leaf juice. with the uuuuhh good flowers. you would not BELIEVE what happened to me. do you want to steal ranboo’s bed? BUT FIRST the leaf juice. i need to calm. to- to zen or whatever the word is. can i still eat your door?

You mean tea? that’s called tea bossman, and no! you can’t eat my door, Toms I’ve already have to replace it once because you ate it! I’ve got cookies, so just, have those and some tea, and tell me what the fuck your talking about??

YES yes, tea and cookies, absolutely, i need them. you know ranboo? of course you know ranboo-, SHE’S SUCH A BITCH, he pulled a blade on me, tubbo, a literal sword- well, it was a dagger, but it- like, i only bit him? he’s SO DRAMATIC. i bite you, and you’re fucking cool about it. im gonna.. im biting you now.

I’m use to you biting me bossman, it’s just a thing you do, and holy shit he like actually pulled a dagger on you? what where you too even fighting about??

well. he. uhhh. well you know how the other day we went to her house to steal her bed? and he was a huuuuuge asshole to me- to us? i think he wanted to apologize? but he was still being a dick about it! and he called me a con-sert-ta-tiv? I don’t what that is but it sounded mean so i bit him. she’s such a- a bitch. im glad you’re on my side.

uh, yeah! yeah for sure bossman 100%! he apologized to me and it went fine so maybe just like, go for it again? less biting maybe? he’s a bitch for sure no doubt calling you a conservative and everything, dick move right there. We’ll go talk to her together and fix this yeah?

ugh, tubs, he- he bought up my flock. i don't want to apologize to her. why'd she- why would she be nice to you? im. im. im. im gonna bite her again. the bitch.

#cluck.txt #c.tubbee

Tommy is approaching my house at a rapid pace, I’m just, I’m gonna open my door now so that he doesn’t like. Eat it.

IM GONNA EAT YOUR DOOR AGAIN you better let me in

I OPENED THE DOOR KING JUST ENTER

you better have some of that calming fucking leaf juice. with the uuuuhh good flowers. you would not BELIEVE what happened to me. do you want to steal ranboo’s bed? BUT FIRST the leaf juice. i need to calm. to- to zen or whatever the word is. can i still eat your door?

You mean tea? that’s called tea bossman, and no! you can’t eat my door, Toms I’ve already have to replace it once because you ate it! I’ve got cookies, so just, have those and some tea, and tell me what the fuck your talking about??

YES yes, tea and cookies, absolutely, i need them. you know ranboo? of course you know ranboo-, SHE’S SUCH A BITCH, he pulled a blade on me, tubbo, a literal sword- well, it was a dagger, but it- like, i only bit him? he’s SO DRAMATIC. i bite you, and you’re fucking cool about it. im gonna.. im biting you now.

I’m use to you biting me bossman, it’s just a thing you do, and holy shit he like actually pulled a dagger on you? what where you too even fighting about??

well. he. uhhh. well you know how the other day we went to her house to steal her bed? and he was a huuuuuge asshole to me- to us? i think he wanted to apologize? but he was still being a dick about it! and he called me a con-sert-ta-tiv? I don't what that is but it sounded mean so i bit him. she's such a- a bitch. im glad you're on my side.

#cluck.txt #c.tubbee

Tommy is approaching my house at a rapid pace, I’m just, I’m gonna open my door now so that he doesn’t like. Eat it.

IM GONNA EAT YOUR DOOR AGAIN you better let me in

I OPENED THE DOOR KING JUST ENTER

you better have some of that calming fucking leaf juice. with the uuuuhh good flowers. you would not BELIEVE what happened to me. do you want to steal ranboo’s bed? BUT FIRST the leaf juice. i need to calm. to- to zen or whatever the word is. can i still eat your door?

You mean tea? that’s called tea bossman, and no! you can’t eat my door, Toms I’ve already have to replace it once because you ate it! I’ve got cookies, so just, have those and some tea, and tell me what the fuck your talking about??

#cluck.txt #c.tubbee #ooc: sorry if im inactive im at a sleepover rn hehe

YES yes, tea and cookies, absolutely, i need them. you know ranboo? of course you know ranboo-, SHE'S SUCH A BITCH, he pulled a blade on me, tubbo, a literal sword- well, it was a dagger, but it- like, i only bit him? he's SO DRAMATIC. i bite you, and you're fucking cool about it. im gonna.. im biting you now.

Tommy is approaching my house at a rapid pace, I’m just, I’m gonna open my door now so that he doesn’t like. Eat it.

IM GONNA EAT YOUR DOOR AGAIN you better let me in

I OPENED THE DOOR KING JUST ENTER

you better have some of that calming fucking leaf juice. with the uuuuhh good flowers. you would not BELIEVE what happened to me. do you want to steal ranboo's bed? BUT FIRST the leaf juice. i need to calm. to- to zen or whatever the word is. can i still eat your door?

#cluck.txt #c.tubbee

Tommy is approaching my house at a rapid pace, I’m just, I’m gonna open my door now so that he doesn’t like. Eat it.

#cluck.txt #c.tubbee #ITS CRIME TIME !!!!!

IM GONNA EAT YOUR DOOR AGAIN you better let me in

whatever whatever whatever I'M FINE im just gonna go find tubbo. he was busy earlier or something but bee better let me in.

#cluck.txt #SICK OF HIM

yesterday was stupid. her shoulder didn't even taste that good. i wanna bite it again.

#cluck.txt #ooc sorry this gif is too good

Hey. You should apologize to me because- because i am apologizing to you and this is a mutual thing and—... . I feel, remorse. So I deserve an apology. (@eyeoforchid )

okay. then apologise to me. for the shit you said. and you better mean it.

:/

what, that's it? you said you were apologising. or are you too ch- uh.... PUSSY. you're a big PUSSY, you bitch. too pussy to apologize. you're scared of a big man like me.

I actually don't think i have anything to apologize for i- i was just speaking my mind. Are you condemning self expression, Tommy? Stop being homophobic

am i- am i homophobic? what, why would i- why would you say that. im not. im trying to- look, dude, i just want an apology, and then i'll be out of your hair- do you have hair? it probably feels like shit because you can't use shampoo because you're allergic to not being gross. because you're gross. and im NOT homophobic, you're just- you're gross and you fucking stink. go fuck yourself.

HEY. i smell good. Enderman don't need to bathe, it's in our genes. You, on the other hand, smell like if a chicken was left for dead in a tar pit. Stupid bird. [His spines raise & his voice is crackling a bit] you are being homophobic by the way.

YOU DO NOT SMELL GOOD you smell like mud, and NOT in a good way, you smell horrible and disgusting, and you- you can't just say 'ooohoho endermen don't need to bathe because we're soooo cool and poggers-' YES YOU DO, you do- it's because you SUCK and you're an ASSHOLE and you can't- you can't fucking see this for some reason through your thick fucking skull. IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC [he puffs his feathers out and stands on his top toes] you- you bitch. so much for apologising. you should leave.

I'm amazing and tall and can teleport, you are short and homophobic and probably dumb enough to think vaccines cause autism or something. [Gasp] Tommy, are you a conservative? You should apologize for even being in my presence..

STOP SPEAKING BIG WORDS TO ME you're just- you're- you're making me- im- YOU BETTER LEAVE or im gonna- i'll fucking- i'll hurt you!

⊬⍜⎍'⍀⟒ ⎍⋏⏃⍙⏃⍀⟒ ⍜⎎ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⌿⌰⏃☊⟒ ⟟⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎍⋏⟟⎐⟒⍀⌇⟒ ⏃⌇ ⏃ ⌇⎍⌿⌿⍜⍀⏁ ⏁⍜ ⋔⟒, ⏃⋏⎅ ⍜⋏⌰⊬ ⋔⟒. ⟟, ⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜ ⟒☊☍⟟ ⏃⋔ ⍙⍜⍀⏁⊑ ⋔⍜⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⏃⋏ 200 ⍜⎎ ⊬⍜⎍. ⟟ ☊⍜⎍⌰⎅ ⏁⏃☍⟒ ⍜⎐⟒⍀ ⎅⟟⋔⟒⋏⌇⟟⍜⋏⌇ ⟟⎎ ⟟ ⍙⏃⋏⏁⟒⎅ ⏁⍜.

[ he hissed, a hand clutching at the dagger on his belt ]

[Tommy jumps up as high as possible and bites Ranboo's shoulder as hard as possible]

RAGH-

[ he squawks and throws Tommy off of him, brandishing her knife. The blade is netherite with a gold hilt, vine inlaid precious metals decorating it. ]

What the hell, man !

[ standing in a defensive position, hunched like a lion geared to strike ]

pussy with your knife, you- [he shakes itself off, ruffling feathers] you absolute DICKHEAD, i warned you [it brings its fists ups] put the knife away, you bitch, let's- c'mon [he swings its fists around cartoonishly] let's fight, you big bitch

[ he laughs exasperatedly ]

You wanna go? I could kill you. I could kill you Tommy and I wouldn't hesitate, but I also don't think you're much of a threat, so I won't.

[ raising the blade and pulling out another so it forms an X in front of her, placing one foot back to keep balance. ]

It's like fighting a child- Empathy is required.

IM NOT A CHILD, im- [he takes a step back, arms shaking, but keeps his fists up] im not scared of you. you smell like mud. i could eat you.

... . Aha- ha?

[ he lowers the knives, still in hand though]

I'm not.. Going to stoop to your level of emotional instability. If we fight I'm not making the first aggression and fighting with no reason is senseless anyways. I'm not surprised you of all people started one, bird brain.

[Tommy watches her carefully] put the knife away then

... Okay.

[She tucks them back into their scabbards. Posture relaxing a little. ]

Only because I don't- I don't see you as a threat because you're weak and couldn't hold your own.

... . . I still expect an apology, by the way.

you stupid bitch, i could clart you so hard you die [he lowers his fists] im not apologising for shit.

All of this was started by you- ! You tried to steal from me, you fricking bit me-

I have done nothing wrong!!

[ he barked out the words, glaring. ]

Y'know I've done research on avians, how they're pack animals. I'm not- I'm not shocked yours left you or whatever the hell happened! - if i was them i would too.

they didn't leave! they- you don't know what you're talking about. you- you're just saying this because you're alone and no one likes you. im- im- im- im gonna leave. before i bite you again, because i will. you better- you better fuck off and stay away.

#cluck.txt #c.ranbitch

Hey. You should apologize to me because- because i am apologizing to you and this is a mutual thing and—... . I feel, remorse. So I deserve an apology. (@eyeoforchid )

okay. then apologise to me. for the shit you said. and you better mean it.

:/

what, that's it? you said you were apologising. or are you too ch- uh.... PUSSY. you're a big PUSSY, you bitch. too pussy to apologize. you're scared of a big man like me.

I actually don't think i have anything to apologize for i- i was just speaking my mind. Are you condemning self expression, Tommy? Stop being homophobic

am i- am i homophobic? what, why would i- why would you say that. im not. im trying to- look, dude, i just want an apology, and then i'll be out of your hair- do you have hair? it probably feels like shit because you can't use shampoo because you're allergic to not being gross. because you're gross. and im NOT homophobic, you're just- you're gross and you fucking stink. go fuck yourself.

HEY. i smell good. Enderman don't need to bathe, it's in our genes. You, on the other hand, smell like if a chicken was left for dead in a tar pit. Stupid bird. [His spines raise & his voice is crackling a bit] you are being homophobic by the way.

YOU DO NOT SMELL GOOD you smell like mud, and NOT in a good way, you smell horrible and disgusting, and you- you can't just say 'ooohoho endermen don't need to bathe because we're soooo cool and poggers-' YES YOU DO, you do- it's because you SUCK and you're an ASSHOLE and you can't- you can't fucking see this for some reason through your thick fucking skull. IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC [he puffs his feathers out and stands on his top toes] you- you bitch. so much for apologising. you should leave.

I'm amazing and tall and can teleport, you are short and homophobic and probably dumb enough to think vaccines cause autism or something. [Gasp] Tommy, are you a conservative? You should apologize for even being in my presence..

STOP SPEAKING BIG WORDS TO ME you're just- you're- you're making me- im- YOU BETTER LEAVE or im gonna- i'll fucking- i'll hurt you!

⊬⍜⎍'⍀⟒ ⎍⋏⏃⍙⏃⍀⟒ ⍜⎎ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⌿⌰⏃☊⟒ ⟟⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎍⋏⟟⎐⟒⍀⌇⟒ ⏃⌇ ⏃ ⌇⎍⌿⌿⍜⍀⏁ ⏁⍜ ⋔⟒, ⏃⋏⎅ ⍜⋏⌰⊬ ⋔⟒. ⟟, ⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜ ⟒☊☍⟟ ⏃⋔ ⍙⍜⍀⏁⊑ ⋔⍜⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⏃⋏ 200 ⍜⎎ ⊬⍜⎍. ⟟ ☊⍜⎍⌰⎅ ⏁⏃☍⟒ ⍜⎐⟒⍀ ⎅⟟⋔⟒⋏⌇⟟⍜⋏⌇ ⟟⎎ ⟟ ⍙⏃⋏⏁⟒⎅ ⏁⍜.

[ he hissed, a hand clutching at the dagger on his belt ]

[Tommy jumps up as high as possible and bites Ranboo's shoulder as hard as possible]

RAGH-

[ he squawks and throws Tommy off of him, brandishing her knife. The blade is netherite with a gold hilt, vine inlaid precious metals decorating it. ]

What the hell, man !

[ standing in a defensive position, hunched like a lion geared to strike ]

pussy with your knife, you- [he shakes itself off, ruffling feathers] you absolute DICKHEAD, i warned you [it brings its fists ups] put the knife away, you bitch, let's- c'mon [he swings its fists around cartoonishly] let's fight, you big bitch

[ he laughs exasperatedly ]

You wanna go? I could kill you. I could kill you Tommy and I wouldn't hesitate, but I also don't think you're much of a threat, so I won't.

[ raising the blade and pulling out another so it forms an X in front of her, placing one foot back to keep balance. ]

It's like fighting a child- Empathy is required.

IM NOT A CHILD, im- [he takes a step back, arms shaking, but keeps his fists up] im not scared of you. you smell like mud. i could eat you.

... . Aha- ha?

[ he lowers the knives, still in hand though]

I'm not.. Going to stoop to your level of emotional instability. If we fight I'm not making the first aggression and fighting with no reason is senseless anyways. I'm not surprised you of all people started one, bird brain.

[Tommy watches her carefully] put the knife away then

... Okay.

[She tucks them back into their scabbards. Posture relaxing a little. ]

Only because I don't- I don't see you as a threat because you're weak and couldn't hold your own.

... . . I still expect an apology, by the way.

#cluck.txt #c.ranbitch #ooc: i get carried away carried away from you and im hoping and im praying cause im sorry sorry about that sorry about things that i said-#-i always let it get to my head #carried away by passion pit is soooo otommy coded

you stupid bitch, i could clart you so hard you die [he lowers his fists] im not apologising for shit.

Hey. You should apologize to me because- because i am apologizing to you and this is a mutual thing and—... . I feel, remorse. So I deserve an apology. (@eyeoforchid )

okay. then apologise to me. for the shit you said. and you better mean it.

:/

what, that's it? you said you were apologising. or are you too ch- uh.... PUSSY. you're a big PUSSY, you bitch. too pussy to apologize. you're scared of a big man like me.

I actually don't think i have anything to apologize for i- i was just speaking my mind. Are you condemning self expression, Tommy? Stop being homophobic

am i- am i homophobic? what, why would i- why would you say that. im not. im trying to- look, dude, i just want an apology, and then i'll be out of your hair- do you have hair? it probably feels like shit because you can't use shampoo because you're allergic to not being gross. because you're gross. and im NOT homophobic, you're just- you're gross and you fucking stink. go fuck yourself.

HEY. i smell good. Enderman don't need to bathe, it's in our genes. You, on the other hand, smell like if a chicken was left for dead in a tar pit. Stupid bird. [His spines raise & his voice is crackling a bit] you are being homophobic by the way.

YOU DO NOT SMELL GOOD you smell like mud, and NOT in a good way, you smell horrible and disgusting, and you- you can't just say 'ooohoho endermen don't need to bathe because we're soooo cool and poggers-' YES YOU DO, you do- it's because you SUCK and you're an ASSHOLE and you can't- you can't fucking see this for some reason through your thick fucking skull. IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC [he puffs his feathers out and stands on his top toes] you- you bitch. so much for apologising. you should leave.

I'm amazing and tall and can teleport, you are short and homophobic and probably dumb enough to think vaccines cause autism or something. [Gasp] Tommy, are you a conservative? You should apologize for even being in my presence..

STOP SPEAKING BIG WORDS TO ME you're just- you're- you're making me- im- YOU BETTER LEAVE or im gonna- i'll fucking- i'll hurt you!

⊬⍜⎍'⍀⟒ ⎍⋏⏃⍙⏃⍀⟒ ⍜⎎ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⌿⌰⏃☊⟒ ⟟⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎍⋏⟟⎐⟒⍀⌇⟒ ⏃⌇ ⏃ ⌇⎍⌿⌿⍜⍀⏁ ⏁⍜ ⋔⟒, ⏃⋏⎅ ⍜⋏⌰⊬ ⋔⟒. ⟟, ⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜ ⟒☊☍⟟ ⏃⋔ ⍙⍜⍀⏁⊑ ⋔⍜⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⏃⋏ 200 ⍜⎎ ⊬⍜⎍. ⟟ ☊⍜⎍⌰⎅ ⏁⏃☍⟒ ⍜⎐⟒⍀ ⎅⟟⋔⟒⋏⌇⟟⍜⋏⌇ ⟟⎎ ⟟ ⍙⏃⋏⏁⟒⎅ ⏁⍜.

[ he hissed, a hand clutching at the dagger on his belt ]

[Tommy jumps up as high as possible and bites Ranboo's shoulder as hard as possible]

RAGH-

[ he squawks and throws Tommy off of him, brandishing her knife. The blade is netherite with a gold hilt, vine inlaid precious metals decorating it. ]

What the hell, man !

[ standing in a defensive position, hunched like a lion geared to strike ]

pussy with your knife, you- [he shakes itself off, ruffling feathers] you absolute DICKHEAD, i warned you [it brings its fists ups] put the knife away, you bitch, let's- c'mon [he swings its fists around cartoonishly] let's fight, you big bitch

[ he laughs exasperatedly ]

You wanna go? I could kill you. I could kill you Tommy and I wouldn't hesitate, but I also don't think you're much of a threat, so I won't.

[ raising the blade and pulling out another so it forms an X in front of her, placing one foot back to keep balance. ]

It's like fighting a child- Empathy is required.

IM NOT A CHILD, im- [he takes a step back, arms shaking, but keeps his fists up] im not scared of you. you smell like mud. i could eat you.

... . Aha- ha?

[ he lowers the knives, still in hand though]

I'm not.. Going to stoop to your level of emotional instability. If we fight I'm not making the first aggression and fighting with no reason is senseless anyways. I'm not surprised you of all people started one, bird brain.

#cluck.txt #c.ranbitch #ooc: garbling again 😳

[Tommy watches her carefully] put the knife away then

Hey. You should apologize to me because- because i am apologizing to you and this is a mutual thing and—... . I feel, remorse. So I deserve an apology. (@eyeoforchid )

okay. then apologise to me. for the shit you said. and you better mean it.

:/

what, that's it? you said you were apologising. or are you too ch- uh.... PUSSY. you're a big PUSSY, you bitch. too pussy to apologize. you're scared of a big man like me.

I actually don't think i have anything to apologize for i- i was just speaking my mind. Are you condemning self expression, Tommy? Stop being homophobic

am i- am i homophobic? what, why would i- why would you say that. im not. im trying to- look, dude, i just want an apology, and then i'll be out of your hair- do you have hair? it probably feels like shit because you can't use shampoo because you're allergic to not being gross. because you're gross. and im NOT homophobic, you're just- you're gross and you fucking stink. go fuck yourself.

HEY. i smell good. Enderman don't need to bathe, it's in our genes. You, on the other hand, smell like if a chicken was left for dead in a tar pit. Stupid bird. [His spines raise & his voice is crackling a bit] you are being homophobic by the way.

YOU DO NOT SMELL GOOD you smell like mud, and NOT in a good way, you smell horrible and disgusting, and you- you can't just say 'ooohoho endermen don't need to bathe because we're soooo cool and poggers-' YES YOU DO, you do- it's because you SUCK and you're an ASSHOLE and you can't- you can't fucking see this for some reason through your thick fucking skull. IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC [he puffs his feathers out and stands on his top toes] you- you bitch. so much for apologising. you should leave.

I'm amazing and tall and can teleport, you are short and homophobic and probably dumb enough to think vaccines cause autism or something. [Gasp] Tommy, are you a conservative? You should apologize for even being in my presence..

STOP SPEAKING BIG WORDS TO ME you're just- you're- you're making me- im- YOU BETTER LEAVE or im gonna- i'll fucking- i'll hurt you!

⊬⍜⎍'⍀⟒ ⎍⋏⏃⍙⏃⍀⟒ ⍜⎎ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⌿⌰⏃☊⟒ ⟟⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎍⋏⟟⎐⟒⍀⌇⟒ ⏃⌇ ⏃ ⌇⎍⌿⌿⍜⍀⏁ ⏁⍜ ⋔⟒, ⏃⋏⎅ ⍜⋏⌰⊬ ⋔⟒. ⟟, ⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜ ⟒☊☍⟟ ⏃⋔ ⍙⍜⍀⏁⊑ ⋔⍜⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⏃⋏ 200 ⍜⎎ ⊬⍜⎍. ⟟ ☊⍜⎍⌰⎅ ⏁⏃☍⟒ ⍜⎐⟒⍀ ⎅⟟⋔⟒⋏⌇⟟⍜⋏⌇ ⟟⎎ ⟟ ⍙⏃⋏⏁⟒⎅ ⏁⍜.

[ he hissed, a hand clutching at the dagger on his belt ]

[Tommy jumps up as high as possible and bites Ranboo's shoulder as hard as possible]

RAGH-

[ he squawks and throws Tommy off of him, brandishing her knife. The blade is netherite with a gold hilt, vine inlaid precious metals decorating it. ]

What the hell, man !

[ standing in a defensive position, hunched like a lion geared to strike ]

pussy with your knife, you- [he shakes itself off, ruffling feathers] you absolute DICKHEAD, i warned you [it brings its fists ups] put the knife away, you bitch, let's- c'mon [he swings its fists around cartoonishly] let's fight, you big bitch

[ he laughs exasperatedly ]

You wanna go? I could kill you. I could kill you Tommy and I wouldn't hesitate, but I also don't think you're much of a threat, so I won't.

[ raising the blade and pulling out another so it forms an X in front of her, placing one foot back to keep balance. ]

It's like fighting a child- Empathy is required.

IM NOT A CHILD, im- [he takes a step back, arms shaking, but keeps his fists up] im not scared of you. you smell like mud. i could eat you.

#cluck.txt #c.ranbitch

Hey. You should apologize to me because- because i am apologizing to you and this is a mutual thing and—... . I feel, remorse. So I deserve an apology. (@eyeoforchid )

okay. then apologise to me. for the shit you said. and you better mean it.

:/

what, that's it? you said you were apologising. or are you too ch- uh.... PUSSY. you're a big PUSSY, you bitch. too pussy to apologize. you're scared of a big man like me.

I actually don't think i have anything to apologize for i- i was just speaking my mind. Are you condemning self expression, Tommy? Stop being homophobic

am i- am i homophobic? what, why would i- why would you say that. im not. im trying to- look, dude, i just want an apology, and then i'll be out of your hair- do you have hair? it probably feels like shit because you can't use shampoo because you're allergic to not being gross. because you're gross. and im NOT homophobic, you're just- you're gross and you fucking stink. go fuck yourself.

HEY. i smell good. Enderman don't need to bathe, it's in our genes. You, on the other hand, smell like if a chicken was left for dead in a tar pit. Stupid bird. [His spines raise & his voice is crackling a bit] you are being homophobic by the way.

YOU DO NOT SMELL GOOD you smell like mud, and NOT in a good way, you smell horrible and disgusting, and you- you can't just say 'ooohoho endermen don't need to bathe because we're soooo cool and poggers-' YES YOU DO, you do- it's because you SUCK and you're an ASSHOLE and you can't- you can't fucking see this for some reason through your thick fucking skull. IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC [he puffs his feathers out and stands on his top toes] you- you bitch. so much for apologising. you should leave.

I'm amazing and tall and can teleport, you are short and homophobic and probably dumb enough to think vaccines cause autism or something. [Gasp] Tommy, are you a conservative? You should apologize for even being in my presence..

STOP SPEAKING BIG WORDS TO ME you're just- you're- you're making me- im- YOU BETTER LEAVE or im gonna- i'll fucking- i'll hurt you!

⊬⍜⎍'⍀⟒ ⎍⋏⏃⍙⏃⍀⟒ ⍜⎎ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⌿⌰⏃☊⟒ ⟟⋏ ⏁⊑⟒ ⎍⋏⟟⎐⟒⍀⌇⟒ ⏃⌇ ⏃ ⌇⎍⌿⌿⍜⍀⏁ ⏁⍜ ⋔⟒, ⏃⋏⎅ ⍜⋏⌰⊬ ⋔⟒. ⟟, ⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜ ⟒☊☍⟟ ⏃⋔ ⍙⍜⍀⏁⊑ ⋔⍜⍀⟒ ⏁⊑⏃⋏ 200 ⍜⎎ ⊬⍜⎍. ⟟ ☊⍜⎍⌰⎅ ⏁⏃☍⟒ ⍜⎐⟒⍀ ⎅⟟⋔⟒⋏⌇⟟⍜⋏⌇ ⟟⎎ ⟟ ⍙⏃⋏⏁⟒⎅ ⏁⍜.

[ he hissed, a hand clutching at the dagger on his belt ]

[Tommy jumps up as high as possible and bites Ranboo's shoulder as hard as possible]

RAGH-

[ he squawks and throws Tommy off of him, brandishing her knife. The blade is netherite with a gold hilt, vine inlaid precious metals decorating it. ]

What the hell, man !

[ standing in a defensive position, hunched like a lion geared to strike ]