I travel fast and alone.

Jessica. 23. St. Louis.

[colorogasm]

[danaglover]

[eyesarelungs2]

Frostbeard Giveaway

A Series of Unfortunate Scents

A Fortunate Friday the 13th Giveaway

[colin-vian]

   Sylvie Coupé-Thouron

[jpaddey]

[sensorys]

source

[kurrusu]

[nevver]

[writerswritecompany]

Everything I need to know

[austenchanted]

Cap ‘n Quote: Bridget Jones’s Diary (2001)

I don’t think you’re an idiot at all. I mean, there are elements of the ridiculous about you. Your mother’s pretty interesting. And you really are an appallingly bad public speaker. And, um, you tend to let whatever’s in your head come out of your mouth without much consideration of the consequences… But the thing is, um, what I’m trying to say, very inarticulately, is that, um, in fact, perhaps despite appearances, I like you, very much. Just as you are.

[halloweenskellington]

[iraffiruse]

[yournapqueen]

these guys are great. i’m so in love! 💕

[rtpaws]

[graphicnerdity]

Harry Potter-Themed Shooters

These drinks are not for beginners. By that I mean only experienced Harry Potter fans will appreciate the puns that went into making them. Full disclosure, a couple of them are awful. I’ll let you figure out which ones. Better yet, serve them to your friends and let them decide!

Other shooters that didn’t make the cut: Lord Vodkamort, Flourish & Blattoed, and Cognac McLaggen.

[darth-slayder]

Oh. My. God.

[basttjamheri]

This is awesome. I want to try a few.

[eyesarelungs2]

shakespeare: *writes romeo and juliet*

shakespeare: (Taylor Swift™ No copyright infringement intended. Property of TAS LLC Management 2008©)

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