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plounce

me trying to comprehend anything anyone says to me

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mikaeled

He was so obsessed with his lizards. All he wanted was to photograph the lizards. He never wanted to put me in a close-up. But I remember, to my relief, a few fans were there, and they said, “Nic, can we please have a picture with you?” And they got right there, and I said, “Sure, honey,” and we took a great picture together. And I said, “You see, Werner? Some people do want me in a close-up!” Nicolas Cage on working with Werner Herzog on Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans

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aisforarthur

Arthur Dodges the Draft

mustardtigress

The witches have come to lay their claim.

bunjywunjy

a pair of mischievous goblins examine their new charge

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Ebony and Tenebrous were aghast. “Did you hear what those fairies gave her? Beauty, grace and willingness to please? Bast’s tits, that’s a terrible thing to do to a kitten.“ Ten got up on her hind legs. “Never trust a flying thing that gives you a mouthful of glitter when you catch it. Come on, Eb, let’s give her our gifts.” “Like half a shrew? I tried giving her that, her dam shouted at me.“ “Quite right too,“ said Ten wisely, “it’s got be at least four weeks before she can manage the skulls. That’ll be my gift then. May you always be able to manage skulls. Big ones, small ones, beaky ones, mousey ones, any sort of skull.“ Ebony copied her sister’s pose. “And may you always catch the flying things. Then you’ll never be hungry, and that’s much better than fairy wishes.” *** Thirty years later, Alba was everyone’s favourite keeper at the zoo. Not only could she cure her colleagues’ headaches just by telling their skulls to give over, but she was the only person they’d ever know who could work alone in the emu enclosure…