Eyes On My Junk

My junk is looking at you.

[eyesonmyjunk]

I've really outdone myself with this one. I dare you to find one non-googly creature.

[eyesonmyjunk]

The best part of waking up is googly eyes in your cup. 🎶

[eyesonmyjunk]

You've probably heard the rumor that while you sleep you swallow as many as 8 spiders per year. It's not true. That number is way off. Try 8 per night. Spiders like warm, moist places. They are in your mouth as you sleep. Dozens of googly eyed spiders.

[eyesonmyjunk]

OoO

[eyesonmyjunk]

Wooly Oogly Googly

[eyesonmyjunk]

Electrobinooglyars

[eyesonmyjunk]

Hey! My googly eyes are up here, buddy!

[eyesonmyjunk]

Puzzle horses are not impressed.

[eyesonmyjunk]

Googlykamiden

[eyesonmyjunk]

The Ouch-Ouch. I'm home from surgery. Horray! It would be more fitting if it was the part where Luke sliced open the AT-ATs belly. Oh well. It's one of my favorite cards.

[eyesonmyjunk]

"Hello there, neighbor. May I borrow a cup of fresh Jedi?"

[eyesonmyjunk]

"Do you guys want to get lunch after this?"

[eyesonmyjunk]

Goog morning to you!

[eyesonmyjunk]

"You don't believe in the Googly, do you?"

[eyesonmyjunk]

Wraaaaaarwgarbly *pew pew*

[eyesonmyjunk]

[beeps and rolls eyes in a condescending way]

[eyesonmyjunk]

"Look at him, he's heading for those small moons."