spark like empty lighters

If you are not clear about which spiders are poisonous, kill them all.

[ezra-koenug]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[bunrobot]

Doctors Hate Her! Local woman is "just really mean to doctors", says one

[mushroomhater95-deactivated2016]

me when buying something over $10: do i need this? do i need any material objects? will this matter when i face the great abyss?

[memewhore]

[bob-belcher]

[roachswallower]

i need an app like tinder just to find people to smoke wit

[roachswallower]

i’m patenting this shit and calling it “buds”

[roachswallower]

fellow weedheads, who will kickstart this

[crimewave420]

“Ahh yes brothere let us meet up and toke together mayhaps you can point me in the direction of your ‘plug’ as they put it roflmao”

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

************

[woodmeat]

creampieguy99

[woodmeat]

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

[fuks]

[roachswallower]

a zebra is just a horse that thinks it’s special

[snakecats-deactivated20151123]

[ezra-koenug]

someone: *shows slight interest in me*

me: dang... ur a freak.....

[3plymike]

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I love Halsey so much

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

[goodluckrob-deactivated20221110]

[seeklight-deactivated20210703]

This is the easiest way to piss a conservative off though… Like ask for a specific source and they FLIP

[crownsforusall]

That boy short-circuited

[deep-space-babe-deactivated2015]

Honestly the best feeling in the world is when you pick up someone’s cat, and they’re like “I can’t believe she’s letting you hold her !!!” Like yes. I am the cats friend. The cat whisperer. The forest nymph. The cat charmer. Th e

[prehistoricmancunt]

[dangerousdykes]

me: [finds a scratch i don’t remember getting] me: [the x-files original 1993 opening theme.mp3]

[denmarknt]

whatever *drinks red wine* *lies in the middle of road*