[anc1entnova]

commission for @f0ulrenegade !!

[mythtakens]

“everyone interprets characters differently” unfortunately so true! thankfully I was blessed with an intense preternatural insight into their core beings (watched and paid attention) and I don’t have to worry

[freshslug-deactivated20260502]

They fuck you up, your mum and dad.   

They may not mean to, but they do.   

They fill you with the faults they had

And add some extra, just for you.

[wozardofiz]

[fungi-maestro]

Hm. Your interpretation of this character displeases me. Guards! Take them away! Make them read the source material once more, and if that fails, the stocks.

[pallettown]

its miserable having online friends i would help you clean and paint your room and fold your laundry and move furniture and cook mostly edible food for you and generally do tasks for you and drink with you and smoke with you and go on walks with you and see you smile when i make you laugh. but the distance

[freshslug-deactivated20260502]

commission for @bihaxorus , Sherry Birkin + OC, ty felix

[honeylavendermilktea]

the fact that we need 8 hours of sleep is ridiculous we should only need 4 and the other 4 should be used to be cozy in your bed and rub your legs together like a cricket and listen to music and think about your little scenarios

[skipppppy]

Fuck it. So many of you asked for this so I’m delivering. English Willy part 2. Enjoy

(part 1)

[skipppppy]

Something about FNAF 3 and Fazbear Frights taking place in 2023 in our current social media landscape

(part 2)

[commander-snacks]

had a dream where my mom tried to give our penus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man

[kuims]

this stupid twink wont share his fucking doritos 

[slaytinafaguilera]

that’s ellen degeneres

[strawberryamanita]

Not so generes now

[minmos]

Dude that is too much slop for him

[minmos]

[petikgeorgiev]

This video talks about a Splatoon weapon whose appearance resembles a pencil, but taken out of context it looks as if it's calling an actual pencil overpowered and I find that hilarious.

[blissoceanserrandgirl]

shit should NOT be stronger than the sword

[huffylemon]

[dreg-heap]

Your honor I think you'll find that my message "I am going to kill you with a hammer tomorrow morning as you leave for work I know your routine and I will catch you" did not have "/srs" attached to it

[dreg-heap]

[breya-etherium-shaper]

*multiplies you by 1*

Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred