Land of Caves & Silence

Your name is EQUIUS ZAHHAK and you are VERY DEAD. [ ind. semi selective rp blog for a very dead version of equius ] [ i was heir100m !! ]

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[[ time of sleep / __ \ it was a good first night hello everybody who followed so fast !! ]]

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@vvile replied to your post:

go back to the depths a the vvoid wwhere you came

D --> It is delightfoal to be conversing with the living again

D --> You are proving to be an endless fountain of entertainment

D --> Or perhaps an endless amphora

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@f100dgate replied to your post: That’s not my icon.

D –> You are welcome

We just became mutuals and already you’re taking over my blog bit by bit. How dare.

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D --> I believe you will need a bridle for those bits

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D --> If this is what being “burned” feels like it is rather relaxing

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So I did a thing.

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@carcinogenicgallantry replied to your post: ”caarcinogenicgallantry..."

THAT ONE WAS REALLY BAD.

D --> Actually I believe there were several worse ways to go

D --> I suppose I wouldn’t disagree though

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@carcinogenicgallantry replied to your post:

THE SHORT JOKES EXPIRED LITERALLY FOUR SWEEPS AGO WHEN I HIT PUBERTY.

D --> Coincidentally I also expired sometime earlier

D --> I feel no shame in beating the dead horse, so to speak

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@vvile replied to your post:

wwear knee pads an you should be fine from his wwrath

D --> I wear steel toed boots so I think that will be sufficient

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D --> Vantas is frightening in the sense that he is a serious tripping hazard

D --> I would never see him coming from here

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@olivecatnip replied to your post: “D –> It is a strange comfort..."

:33 < im here to purrvide less bickering and more being nice!

D --> Hello here to purrvide less bickering and more being nice

D --> I am Equius

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D --> It is a strange comfort to surround my thoughts with incessant bickering

D --> The silence here is for once not preferable

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sitcom where people gradually get killed off and their spot in the opening title theme is replaced with dead silence

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I’d like to question your definition of sitcom

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carcinogenicgallantry replied to your post:

CODE FOR “I DIDN’T HAVE ONE.” GOT IT.

D --> You can say what you wish

D --> My wit will remain as it is

D --> In a cosmic state of uncertainty

D --> Visible so long as it is not being observed

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@carcinogenicgallantry replied to your post: “indigenceinexcusable..."

WHAT EXACTLY WOULD HAVE BEEN THAT "CLEVER AND BLISTERINGLY WITTY REPLY."

D --> It would have remained equally none of your concern as it does now

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blcsscd:

why?

D --> Well

D -->

D --> Um

D --> Usually I don’t get this far into threatening others so I am unsure what the proper response is

D --> Could you give me a moment to research please

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f100dgate:

D –> I have no doubt if I asked any other they would answer similarly

D –> Which complicates matters

D –> Especially since my distrust is generously and equally distributed

D –> My goodness what a conundrum we find ourselves in

ah, but i am the first to speak to thee about the issue, am i not?

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D --> Hm

D --> Well I suppose that

D --> In the linear movement of my personal timeline you would be the original

D --> The next logical step would be to remove you from the equation first

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indigenceinexcusable:

D –> The implication was that it was also rather unbecoming of you

D --> Hm

D --> I had prepared a clever and blisteringly witty reply

D --> But either I am beginning to have a migraine or your comment has elicited a level of emotional response