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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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@f1uff3rnutt3r
GUYS.
W3 D1D 1T
bro its free slushie day at 7/11 you GOTTA tell ehats his name about it dude
shit is it still free slushie [sic] day. i forgot. was a little caught up with some shit at the time. its cool. im cool with it.
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GUYS 1F W3 R41S3 5K 1N 3 H0URS W3 C4N M4K3 B3NJ4M1NUT3S L1V3 STR34M 4S BR0 1N 4 M41D 0UTF1T C4N W3 R41S3 5K 1N 3 H0URS‼️‼️‼️
GUYS 🔥🔥🔥B3NJ4M1NUT3S🔥🔥🔥 1S L1V3STR34M1NG H0M3STUCK G3T 1N H3R3‼️‼️‼️
G0T TH3 L4T3ST GUY S3NT 0FF! 1 D1D TH1S 34RL13R T0D4Y, JUST F0RG0T T0 P0ST 1T R1P
J34N STR34K H4S B33N B0UGHT 4ND W1LL B3 G01NG T0 H1S N3W H0M3 M0ND4Y!!!
A hand-sewn Smuppet made entirely out of recycled denim and extra strong upholstery 100% bonded nylon thread. Shipping price is now included
N3W SMUPP3T L1ST1NG 0N MY 3TSY‼️‼️‼️
H3 H4S 4 N3W H0M3!
@the-muppet-joker
1 M4Y N0T B3 4CT1V3 H3R3 0FT3N BUT 1 4M ST1LL W0RK1NG!
TH1S GUY H4S STR1P3S! F1RST R3BL0G G3TS T0 N4M3 H1M
Jean Streak (mean streak)
4ND THUS H3 1S N4M3D J34N STR34K
1 M4Y N0T B3 4CT1V3 H3R3 0FT3N BUT 1 4M ST1LL W0RK1NG!
TH1S GUY H4S STR1P3S! F1RST R3BL0G G3TS T0 N4M3 H1M
GU3SS WH0'S G01NG T0 TH31R N3W H000000M3!!!
0K4Y S0 1 W4S G0NN4 P0ST TH3 L1ST1NG F0R J0RTS BUT H3 W4S B0UGHT 1NST4NTLY BY 4 FR13ND 0F M1N3 WH0 H4D B33N R3FR3SH1NG MY 3TSY P4G3 S0 TH1S L1L GUY 1S G01NG T0 H1S N3W H0M3 T0M0RR0W!
U guys should try putting your pillow at the other end of your bed and sleeping down there for a night. For the novelty. It's fun. Sound of the summer
Why do you feel entitled to tell me what to do? I am an adult and I sleep however I goddamn please. I will have you know that I have four pillows whenever I sleep and none of them are at the fucking end of the fucking bed, bitch. That is where my feet go. You think my pillow should smell like foot? I'll tell you how to sleep since aparantly we can all just boss each other around now.
Pillow One: Under my head. This pillowcase does not need washed because after enough years my hair grease has made it waterproof. When I cry, my tears roll right off of it. Highly convenient. None of your fucking business what I am crying about every night!
Pillow Two: Between my back and the wall so that I do not hurt my spine. This pillowcase is fine to wash as rarely any fluids get on this pillow so it does not need waterproofing.
Pillow Three: In my arms. This pillow helps me imagine I am holding somebody at night and that I am loved. Not that that is any of yout fucking business! Back off.
Pillow Four: Next to my head. This is where my Kermit plushie sleeps. I used to have him facing me but his open eyed stare (he does not have eyelids) began to frighten me so I turned him away. Heh. Best desicion of my life. Now I have full view of his sweet, beautiful muppet hole. Mm.
In any case. Maybe you will think before telling me what to do! Idiot.
Y0U H4V3NT KN0WN TRU3 J0Y UNT1L Y0UV3 BUR13D Y0URS3LF 1N 4 N3ST 0F PLUSH13S 4ND BL4NK3TS 0N Y0UR B3D.
4LS0 S0M3T1M3S 1 SL33P W1TH MY H34D 0N TH3 0TH3R 3ND B3C4US3 MY BR41N 1S L1K3 "TH1S 1S N0T C0MF0RT4BL3 SW1TCH S1D3S" F0R 4 N1GHT. 1T C4N B3 PR3TTY R3FR3SH1NG
Look who finally arrived. Billie J(ean) Bastard has finally been delivered to my estate. He's far bigger than I expected, which exceeds my expectations. Hella huge thanks to @f1uff3rnutt3r for crafting such a beautiful beast, was well worth the buy fo sure. Hail to the smuppets, baby! 🧨💥
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N3XT GUY G03S UP T0M0RR0W‼️‼️‼️
B3H0LD.
🔥🔥🔥J0RTS🔥🔥🔥
J3H0V4HS W1TN3SS3S SH0W3D UP 4T MY H0US3 S0 1 BURN3D TH31R STUP1D CULT P4MPHL3T.
🔥🔥🔥TH3 0NLY CULT 1M 1N 1S TH3 0N3 W0RSH1PP1NG PLUSH F04M 4SS3S‼️🔥🔥🔥
SP34K1NG 0F 4LL 1 G0TT4 D0 1S S3W TH3 4RMS, H4NDS, 4ND 3Y3S 0NT0 TH3 N3XT D3N1M SMUPP3T 4ND 1LL B3 D0N3. 1 HURT MY B4CK TH3 0TH3R D4Y C4RRY1NG SH1T 4ND 1 C0ULDNT S1T D0WN W1TH0UT B31NG 1N P41N F0R 4 F3W D4YS.
sick and twisted mind
1F TH3 MUPP3T J0K3R H4SNT S33N TH1S H3S 4B0UT T0
The Muppet Joker kins bro strider btw
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