*: ･ﾟ✧ mark, bob & wade / pogostuck #1.
feel free to change pronouns etc as needed!
“ i see you, i see you, i see you!”
“ this is giving me like, ripoff __ vibes so hard.”
“ i can already tell i’m gonna hate this.”
“ well, you made progress. i’m not making progress.”
“ i wish i could get back down to you.”
“ i can’t get back over the banana.”
“ yeah, but you can’t touch anything.”
“ oh, there’s a banana in the air.”
“ this is the worst. this is the worst thing ever.”
“ this is kinda fun, i like this.”
“ it’s better than monopoly.”
“ i’m not good at this, but i like this.”
“ you having some kinda trouble?”
“ wait, where are we supposed to go?”
“ oh my god, i’m gonna die.”
“ don’t even talk to me.”
“ i have a visceral reaction to __.”
“ i don’t miss this at all.”
“ it’s fun, just take a deep breath.”
“ just relax, it’s fuuuun!”
“ how the HELL is this FUN to you?!”
“ NEVER! i will NOT relax!”
“ calm down, it’s fine. it’s fine, everything’s fine.”
“ you’re only saying that because you KNOW it’ll make me madder.”
“ you didn’t do ANYTHING.”
“ i’m gonna just take a little breather.”
“ i just- don’t judge me, __.”
“ i don’t care what you’re accomplishing, i have what i need right here.”
“ you know, what? i take it back. i love __.”
“ are you fucking cheating?”
“ i’m starting to get a feel of it.”
“ the flies. why do the flies exist? that’s the worst part.”
“ i’m so glad you’re having fun up there.”
“ it’s so much better. it’s like infinitely better.”
“ i can’t. i can’t with this. i literally. i can’t.”
“ don’t you leave me here…!”
“ i’m actually sad because i wanted you to succeed.”
“ i thought i was done. i fucked up.”
“ what the hell was that?!”
“ i just- i need a- i need a moment.”
“ you need a moment, huh? you need a moment?”
“ i’ve got nice sandwiches that are going nice and cold while i’m trying to- OHMYGOD!”
“ i’m so happy that it’s not me down there for once.”
“ i swear to fffh… i swear to FUCK. I SWEAR TO FUCK!”
“ idunno, you sound… different.”
“ why would i sound different? it’s the same old me.”
“ you know what, i feel your pain, you know?”
“ you don’t feel my pain.”
“ i don’t feel any pain, actually, i don’t feel anything.”
“ if you don’t want me to laugh, you can’t say that with a mouth full of chick-fil-a.”
“ i found the hack. i’m a hacker. i’m the best.”
“ see, wasn’t that worth all the anguish?”
“ you finally did what everyone else did way a long time ago.”
“ be fucking careful with that.”
“ calm down, everything’s fine, it’s working.”
“ you found your secret mantra?”
“ i just want to let you know.”
“ where are you and why don’t i care?”
“ this is uncharted territory for me.”
“ shut up, __, shut up. don’t use me for your mantra, you’re stealing my skill.”
“ my whole body hurts now, god damn it.”
“ i knew that was a dumb.”
“ no, god, WHY would you do that?”
“ what are you talking about?”
“ what are people saying about me, huh?”
“ i swear, i don’t care what you think of me.”
“ you’re not gonna make it. you FOOL!”
“ i just realized i didn’t want your advice.”
“ i’m offended that you thought i needed your help.”
“ oh yeah? well look who’s in the same place as me. YOU. so how does that feel?”
“ i have seen the golden- the promised land.”
“ you have not. you have not, no one has.”
“ it’s definitely not impossible, okay?”
“ how are you keeping it together?”
“ if i be quiet, i feel the path. if i am loud, the path eludes me.”
“ oh man, what have i done?”
“ once i reach my apex skill, you’re going to see __ the likes of which you’ve never seen.”
“ it’s all the same, you idiot!”
“ well, it’s good to see you dude!”
“ i fucking HATE EVERYTHING.”
“ i feel bad, but not THAT bad.”
“ they never lose, they just take a break.”
“ yeah, i have principles.”
“ i did it! oh, thank god.”
“ everything will be better from here on out.”
“ it’s not just a constant fight to not lose, it’s a constant fight for victory.”
“ hey, this place is terrifying.”
“ it’s so much worse here.”
“ the left is the wrong way to go.”
“ i hate. so strongly is my hate.”
