monumxntal:
âI donât think itâs all that simple, babe. But then again I donât know shit when it comes to frying turkeys. Wouldnât the simple thing be to like roast it?â
âIâve been watching old clips from the Martha Stewart show, she says roasting is probably the best. I mean truly the important thing is that I donât under cook the bloody thing so that we donât spend Thanksgiving in the hospital with worms. I know how to make mash potatoes and gravy and I think I can figure out how to make dressing. Come on weâve been married for how many years now? I think we handle a Thanksgiving. I make Christmas dinner how hard can this be? So when you come home tomorrow, grocery store, spending time with the kids and then bath time with your wife?âÂ











