Yeah. I’m a homo. A homosapien.

"Baby, we were born with fire and gold in our eyes."

[dree-burke-blog]

As he walked back to his apartment after work, Dree dropped his apron. Quickly bending down to grab it, he was shocked to see a person standing in front of him when he stood back up. “You scared me shitless.”

[fabxspencer]

“At least it wasn't the soap that was dropped, you might’ve given someone the wrong impression,” Spencer smirked, winking at Dree.

[kelianmayfair-archive-blog]

“Look! Look, that’s our team!” Kelian exclaimed, obviously full of energy and already putting her gloves on. “I cannot wait to join them really!”

[fabxspencer]

“Huh? What? I was just admiring James’ ass from this angle.”

[theowilkes]

“I think I’m actually more happy about being together with Astrid for a year rather than turning 20.”

[fabxspencer]

“It’s your birthday, which means I think we should celebrate with me giving you a celebratory lap dance.”

[garedcampbell]

“Okay but if you get a promotion from giving your boss a blow job. Would it really be a promotion or would it be a….blowmotion? 

[fabxspencer]

"Hmm, I never thought about it like that, I suppose so. It could also be considered a job well done, if you know what I mean."

[lucasxsnyder]

“You’re such a hoe, oh my god.”

[fabxspencer]

"Do you want me to come to your wedding? Because I can make plans to be elsewhere."

[adamaldridge]

“At least explain it to me before you decide I can’t catch on.”

[fabxspencer]

"Basically there's this thing in the 1D fandom called December girlfriends, but I decided to put my own twist on it and make it about me and my one month fling."

[theowilkes]

“Wait, what?”

[fabxspencer]

"I said that I will return the favor to you, eventually."

[hellohayleyycollins-blog]

“Hayley Collins. Where is she?”

[fabxspencer]

“Why are you so worried about Hayley, when the real treasure is right in front of you?”

[adamaldridge]

“December boyfriend? Bigger and better? Is there a reference I’m missing out on?”

[fabxspencer]

"That's right, and yes there is. But I wouldn't expect you to catch on to it."

[jackmauer]

“But I still want to know.”

[fabxspencer]

"Yet I'm not good enough to explain it to you, you know I'd give you a very in depth explanation."

[fabxspencer]

magic!anon your muse is now john cena for the next 24 hours

I do not approve of this. 

[mertina4life-deactivated2025011]

[jackmauer]

“I was being serious. I think I’ll have to say no to that still. Sorry, mate.”

[fabxspencer]

"Right, I'm sure you were. Your loss, not mine, now you will never know."

[fabxspencer]

You smell, we should go take a shower together.

I shower twice a day, and smell great, you should get your sense of smell checked. 

[fabxspencer]

If you could be anyone you want to be, who would you be? And why?

I wouldn’t change myself into anyone but myself, because I’m fabulous. 

[fabxspencer]

Invent a new food-related nickname for yourself.

Um, no.

[fabxspencer]

People who you like the most?

Me, myself and Adam. I guess I also like the Snyders, and hot boys, always the hot boys.