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amber bain | the japanese house @scarsuponyourknees rp only

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celebrating st. patricks day the only acceptable way and that’s to rewatch derry girls 

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i told my girlfriend to watch brooklyn nine-nine and i’d let her get another dog so she’s managed to watch every single season in like less than a week… i’m still on season 3

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i feel so betrayed because she made me watch this show and now i can’t even TALK TO HER ABOUT IT

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The saga of finding the perfect relationship name for Syd.

Bonus:

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guess who stayed up all night watching brooklyn 99

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somebody tell matilda to let me get a dog ☹️

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my debut album is finally OUT i started writing it four years ago and after a lot of procrastination i finally finished it to give to all of you so i hope you enjoy it x 

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i cant sleep

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so uh

my debut album comes out one week from today

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people wont stop tagging me in photos of japanese food and it makes me hungry 

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The worst thing I ever did was accidentally add my Starbucks card to apple wallet

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No one told me yesterday that my bra was on inside out so I think I need new friends

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amber bain valentines cos who wouldn’t want these

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i’m so excited to sleep in my own bed

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matilda hates me bc i call aubergines eggplants even though i’m not american 

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me: *trying to explain my jumbled and incoherent thoughts out loud in a way that can be understood*

person i’m talking to:

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crypt-kitt3n replied to your post: in this book i’m reading the author just described...

What book omg

normal people by sally rooney

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in this book i’m reading the author just described the main character as having unbuttered toast as part of her lunch and i’m a little concerned for her, that would be so DRY???