you're so damn facetious

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i think i’m gonna add a miles teller muse tbh

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neonics: 

unlike the female sitting next to him, asher was quite relaxed. it was difficult to let him feel awkward and a moment of silence wasn’t enough to make him feel that way. after all, he visited his best friend often enough to feel quite at home here. not that he really understood what that meant anyway, but it was pretty clear the male knew how to find his way around and usually he wasn’t confronted much by his friend’s sister. it wasn’t like she usually hung out with them or anything, yet he had known her for long, yet it was only since the past few times that he had seen her that he had noticed she had grown into a beautiful young woman, a way he hadn’t looked at her when they were younger. though there were no intentions from his side to try to seduce her, like he normally would with a girl like that. she was his best friend’s younger sister after all.  ❝ are you alright? ❞ the sand haired male asked her, studying her visuals as she continuously stared at the tv. he didn’t know what the program was about, but it couldn’t be that interesting. ❝ you look quite tensed. ❞

it had been hard to avoid the male in the recent months where her crush had intensified --- he and her brother seemed to always be around. she’d always liked to be one of the guys, but these days she’d rather stay in her room or hang out with her own friends. hearing the question, kody gives a short laugh, shrugging, before finally tearing her gaze away from the tv to look into his eyes. “i’m not tense, you’re crazy,” she replied almost too quickly, crossing her arms defensively as she looked at him. always being an emotional person, it wasn’t easy to hide what she was feeling. the brunette never had to do that before, and it wasn’t often she was completely speechless. but this --- this was definitely one of those times. “so --- i’ve been busy lately. what have you guys been up to without me?” she’s quick to change the subject, take the spotlight off her weird behavior --- maybe if she ignored it, it would go away.

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warzoncs:

there was only a sigh provided by duran in response to his sister’s departure, watching her as she exited the room and rounded the corner to head upstairs. sure, he had known the other sitting just to the right of him for as long as he could remember, but this was the first time he had been left ALONE with her that he could think of. he wasn’t sure what to do. hazel wasn’t HIS friend, should he strike up a conversation or just allow the awkward silence to fall over them? just as the male had made up his mind and was about to strike up a conversation he notices the girls body language from his peripheral view. hands clutching her phone so hard that her knuckles had turned white, eyes so focuses and strained on the tv as if trying to avoid any and all eye contact with him - she was NERVOUS. how fucking cute. being the malicious person he was, he decided to mess with the girl ; slowly turning his body toward hers so that she’s forced to look at his face, a smirk perched upon his lips as he eyes her up and down. ‘ so kody.. ‘ he started, his voice trailing and his tone low to create that sultry effect. ‘ you’re spending the night with my sister, right? ‘

kody could suddenly feel his eyes on her -- she knew she should say something, make things LIGHTER before her body language betrays her, but the words stick in her throat. once she hears her name, her eyes meet with his, trying to steady her breaths as he looks her up and down. not that t was the first time a boy had looked at her like that, but it was definitely the first time he had. he was older --- she had to at least and try to play it  C O O L. she nods at his question, pushing her hair out of her face and onto one shoulder as she watched him. even his voice had changed. she could hardly believe her ears, and she has to remember to look away so she doesn’t look like some STARSTRUCK little girl, even though that was exactly what she was. “uh -- yeah, that’s the plan. why do you ask?” she shoots the question back, steadying her voice and watching him, trying to figure out his game. there was NO way he was feeling the way she was. she’d seen the people he hangs out with on instagram and facebook, the girls he knew. her head was telling her to be skeptical, but the rest of her burned incredulously, wondering how exactly he was sitting here, seemingly flirting with her.

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hazel hues strain to keep focused on the images playing in succession on the tv in front of her instead of a few inches to her left, where her best friend’s older brother sits. a few seconds prior, kody’s best friend decided NOW would be a good time for a hearty shower, leaving in her absence both brother and best friend. it shouldn’t be awkward – they’ve known each other for ages – and it isn’t for one half of the people in the room. but the petite brunette has been harboring a ( SCHOOLGIRL CRUSH ON HIM ) for as long as she remembers. it’s hard enough to hide it from her best friend, but now that she’s actually ALONE with him, her mind is racing. she struggles to push out even, relaxed breaths, hands C L U T C H I N G her phone to stop them from shaking. usually so confident, kody keeps quiet in fear of EMBARRASSING herself, though she wants nothing more than to talk for hours on end with the boy beside her. it should be easy in principle, but she can barely steal a glance at him without her heart bursting with nerves.

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through slender, slightly shaking fingers, cara lifts the small joint to her lips, keeping her eyes on the being sitting on her bed in front of her. even though her parents and sisters are open about smoking, she’s never felt the need or want to do it herself ( that is, before THEY came in the picture ). sitting cross-legged facing them in nothing but her oversized tee and the underwear beneath it, she slowly inhales the POWERFUL smoke, letting it fill her lungs before pushing out the air a little too excitedly, the rush causing a coughing fit. she laughs as she coughs, her free hand covering the plump red lips that still have tiny wisps of smoke escaping them. she takes another hit from the white circular joint, this time taking it in slowly, letting it fill up her entire being and cloud her mind ( and INHIBITIONS ) and opens her lips slightly, wide eyes following the smoke up into the air before it vanishes into nothingness, handing the spliff off to them. her cloudy gaze turns back toward her significant other – the one who was so patient with the virginal eighteen year old. she’d had enough of waiting, though. she LOVED them, and she wanted to show them. “i – uh, i,” she starts, but the sound of her voice startles her and she erupts in a fit of giggles. once she’s controlled her emotions enough, she takes a deep breath and takes one of their hands in her small one. “i want to DO it. like, now.”

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KODY: you never hang out with me now that you got your new girlfriend KODY: so now i have 2 do our ritual in n out run w my annoying ass brother KODY: i hope ur HAPPY ya dickba g

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FJKSDFHD IM FINALLY BACK....ig imma have 2 revamp this blog

[histerek]

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fcturehearts:

she doesn’t want to start any kind of petty arguments, she really doesn’t. but at the same time, him pretending as if everything is okay is furthering fuelling the fire burning inside her, the only thing stopping her from snapping being how furiously her teeth are biting her tongue. “and i said your dinner is on the table.” he responds, keeping her gaze on the television instead of looking up at the male. “NO. because right now you don’t deserve either of those things. you can’t just waltz in here at this god damn hour as if this is like fucking narnia or something and time doesn’t exist. but no of course i’m the one in the wrong for fucking caing about your safety ” she exhales with an annoyed sigh, eyels rolling to herself at the situation they were in.

she’s livid -- you’d have to be an idiot to miss it. but jamal isn’t one to let someone’s anger burn out. he needs to resolve things as soon as they happen. as in NOW. it’s hard, but he manages to bite back the snarky comment he had lined up for her response. he’s too tired to properly fight, and frankly, he knows they both want peace at the end of the day. “jesus christ, baby. shit happens, it’s not like i planned to not call or text. i was busy, but now i’m not, and i want to enjoy a nice evening with my girl, if that’s not too much to fucking ask for,” he responds, and at this point, he’s not even hungry anymore. he just crosses his arms, eyes distractedly on the television as he pretends not to care.

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fcturehearts:

the male was rather SHOCKED at first at the blonde’s eagerness to venture out of her comfort zone. the playful glare he recieves from the female just causes another chuckle to tumble past his lips as he watches her get the hang of it. of course while he wasn’t expecting the words that she spoke, there was no denying the glint of desire that appeared in his eyes at the thought of it. crystal blue hues glance over at the blonde female, the top hanging loosely on her, blonde hair cascading down her back, and he would be STUPID to even try and deny how beautiful she looked just sat there. he nods softly as he listens to her words, a soft smile tugging onto his lips. “just as long as you’re totally sure this is what you want.” he speaks, and of course he would never force her so if she suddenly changed her mind he would back off, but the tone in his voice subtly shows how much he wants this, or more speicifally wants HER. he shuffles across the bed to be sat behind her, and his slender fingers gently push the blonde hair off her shoulder, lips pressing a soft kiss to the skin inbetween her neck and shoulder. “if its what you want, then it’d be rude of me to keep you waiting.”

cara smiles gently at his words, and she tries to pinpoint exactly when in her life she was ever lucky enough to meet someone like him. “one hundred percent, it is,” she nods eagerly, and though NERVOUSNESS for what was to come was blossoming in her chest, it was quickly replaced by excitement. it was tiring to always be the innocent, inexperienced one, and she wants more than anything to pull away from that label. just the look in his clear blue eyes makes the blonde’s inside’s flutter with a feeling she wasn’t too familiar with just yet. goosebumps erupt at the place where he brushes off her hair, instead pressing his lips against the exposed skin. eyes gently closed shut as she smiles at his words, leaning against his chest. her nails graze gently against his arms, head against his chest as she feels her whole body heat up. “show me how GOOD you can make me feel.” the words are daring, and her face heats up as soon as she says them, so she’s glad she’s not facing him.

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KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER.

( PLEASE REPOST, DO NOT REBLOG ! )

thank u for the tag bb!!  @ebxnyscxrpio

1. BASICS NAME: bri 
PRONOUNS: she/her 
SEXUALITY: bisexual 
ZODIAC SIGN: cancer TAKEN OR SINGLE: um complicated atm THREE FACTS: 1. i met harry styles in montreal once in like 2012 and he accidentally touched my butt . my booty is BLESSED 2. i acted in a rly popular french canadian show when i was like 7 lol 3.  i’m obsessed w baseball and hockey . it’s like, a problem

2. EXPERIENCE

HOW LONG ( MONTHS/YEARS ?): idk probably like 6 years ??? 7 soon lol PLATFORMS YOU’VE USED: tumblr, twitter and aim, i think  BEST EXPERIENCE: definitely the first hollywood rp i had stumbled into !! i played the louis tomlinson it was gr8

3. MUSE PREFERENCES FEMALE OR MALE: whichever i have muse for ! MULTI OR SINGLE: multi

4. WRITING PREFERENCES FLUFF, ANGST OR SMUT: all three all day erryday 
PLOTS OR MEMES: i like plots but i suck at plotting lol kms LONG OR SHORT REPLIES: I’M A HOE FOR LONG REPLIES OK !!! THE LONGER THE BETTER BEST TIME TO WRITE: between like 8 pm and 1 am ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S): nah, that used 2 b a problem for me like i’d make my muses into perfected versions of myself but i’ve worked rly hard to change that !!!

TAGGING: i’m so bad at tagging so whoever wants to do this pls do, i tag u !!!

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MY DRAFTS ARE FCKN UP AND I WANT 2 CRY

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likespablo:

        he can’t help but laugh once she attempts at shooting him with an intimidating glare, finding it rather comical how a girl so tiny could have such hostility within her. myles simply answers her question with a shrug, his eyes following the motion of her hand which leads to him wondering about how soft her hair looks for a brief moment not noticing the embarrassment in her gestures at all. “ i’m not twisting your words, just voicing what you actually wanted to say instead of your PG-13 rated version. “  he teases with a know-it-all smirk tugging at his brims but it soon drops from his face once her next question leaves her lips & reaches his ears, just when he thought he couldn’t be more surprised. “ well, well, well.. – “ the boy crosses his arms over his chest, raising a brow before a cocky expression washes over his traces. “ i can’t believe that little miss sunshine herself is asking me to corrupt her. “ the mockery is quite audible within his tone. “ murder me yourself ? now that’s real funny. “ he cackles. “ no offense, but you look like you fight like a hamster ! – plus, threatening me isn’t really going to get you anywhere when you’re currently asking me for something. thought you were smarter than that, princess. “

           she sighs in exasperation at the boy’s words, watching his eyes take in her actions. kody looks away for a moment, giving a short laugh as he teases her. as much as she wants to be annoyed by him, she can’t help but soften up. “you say that as if i were a prude,” she immediately regrets the words as they hit the air -- of course he thinks she’s a prude, and to be fair she sort of is. a delicate hand slaps on her forehead at his words, shaking her head. “now -- first of all, i’m not little miss sunshine. second, i’m not asking you to corrupt me, i’m just curious and you’re the easiest way to getting what i want right now,” kody tries to defend herself against his teasing, and she huffs in frustration. couldn’t he take at least one thing seriously in his entire life? “hamsters can get vicious, you know,” she shoots back as she crosses her arms, turning away from him. she’s about two seconds away from just going and waiting for her friend in her room, but she somehow can’t bring herself to leave, not yet. “considering you think it’s funny, i’d barely call it a threat. c’mon, just be cool for once in your life and let me try,” she pleads, trying to ignore the nervous drop in her stomach as she hears the nickname fall from his lips.

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thcrns:

now that they were talking, asher wondered why she and his sister didn’t hang around with him at all. she was nice and funny and fun to talk to, but for some reason his sister always seemed to hide her away from him whenever he came over. once he’d finally looked back at her he allowed his eyes to scan over her features again, his attention immediately averted to the freckles splashed across her cheeks. “she’s taking quite a while in the shower,” he chuckled back at her, resting his arm on the back of the couch behind her. “the fights are always the best parts.” his other hand reached up so he could play with his bottom lip again. “you should come. i hereby formally invite you to come watch me play. maybe a cute girl in the stands will motivate me.”

the more they chatted, the more kody dreaded the moment his sister would walk through the door, and they’d have to be strangers once more. she needed to buy more time with him -- things were going so well, and kody knew that if her friend found out they were comfortable talking to each other without her, she’d be upset. it was hard not to stare at him, especially when he smiled and it reached every part of his face. “yeah...she’ll be out and screaming at the both of us soon enough,” the brunette gives a sigh before laughing along with asher, though she really didn’t want to stop hanging out. her heart rate accelerated considerably as he lay his arm behind her, close but not close enough at the same time. “i don’t know -- that sounds more like a distraction,” she teased, trying to brush off the compliment as best she could on the surface.

[aracton]

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mutuals meeting me irl

[unholyheavings-deactivated20161]

‘you don’t have to be my slave just to get a couple pictures, sweetie. that’s what friends are for.’ she hesitated for a moment. ‘uh, these are normal pictures, right?’ 

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“i mean -- normal, yes. normal as in natural. natural as in naked,” sierra stumbled with her words, looking down at her hands nervously.

[thcrns]

it would be so easy for her to use him for her own sick enjoyment. getting him fired or humiliated would be a piece of cake, but for some reason she was choosing to keep this little facade up for the time being. “she raised me right,” lana purred, closing the space between them and looking up at him with emerald eyes. the way his suit fit just right, and the up close look of his jawline was getting her a bit hot under the collar. “how naughty,” she scolded. “are you suggesting what i think you’re suggesting?”

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she was dangerous --- he knew that much. and though she was incredibly alluring, she also had the capability of ruining his brand new career, and taint the rest of his professional life. was it worth it? he was more of a hands on guy, so the question remained unanswered. “wonder if she thinks the same thing,” he teased, a hand finding it’s way to lana’s waist as she stepped closer. a smug grin then appeared on his features at her words, eyes inspecting her from head to toe. “i don’t think i could hold myself back, what with the way you’ve been texting me, and how you left me that one night.”