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Fact: Cell phones are also known as 'Talking Blocks' in Europe and are known to cause Cancer.

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Fact: Smearing honey on an italians belly, then pressing your face on it for a fortnight will bring 6 years good luck. This is why the Catholic Church has based itself in Italy in order to have easy access to italians.

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Fact: Pirates never stole gold or raided towns. They stole music. Their raides would be on other ships and land caravans and circuses transporting Bards. Then every year they would meet far out into the ocean and perform their pirated music for each other. It is from this ancient practice that two modern things stem from. The first is international waters, where their is no law to honour these pirates good work, the second is rock concerts.

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Fact: The corridor leading to test chamber 39076 is NOT contaminated and does NOT contain a select array of deadly gases. Any discomfort you feel is expected, please proceed to the chamber.

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((I keep making plans to get consistent with my rping))

((Like saying I'll be back after a rough patch then leaving again after a week. I'm so trash. I'll do better cos I still love this blog and am happy to all of you still following!))

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There She Is by VonHollde

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Fact: Wheatley once tried to clean a test chamber with cheese in a can and steel wool.

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Fact: Ororo Munroe a.k.a Storm, HATES it when anyone makes the pun "Orororow your boat gently down the stream". She gets so annoyed she will call down lightning on those who do it and has assaulted 307 people in her lifetime over this.

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OOC: Life update

Sorry everyone! Been away. Doctors at hospital found I have an ectopic murmur in my heart and have been doing tests to find out what's wrong. Will be getting more tests sometime in next three months. :(

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Fact: The Bluetooth network was painted blue for its calming affect, which allowed the digital packages to continue their work in a less stressful environment.

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Reblog if you rp nsfw.

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And just as a reminder to all of my followers:

NSFW doesn’t just mean sexually explicit content; it can also mean:

blood

gore

horror

psychological

and anything possibly largely triggering

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Fact: Vampire hunters are actually employed by capitalist corporations. Economists believe vampire skin could make the best sponges in history.

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Fact: Vampires skin is extremely absorbent. If any liquids or chemicals come into their contact with their skin it takes 0.034 seconds before it is fully absorbed into their body. This is the reason vampires cannot wear make-up and their skin is so blotchy and blemished. Vampires get extremely irritated by the salespeople in shops who offer free make-up samples as they think they are being mocked.

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Fact: "Cat Scratch Fever" is actually a very deadly disease. It was spread by Victor Creed aka Sabretooth in the 1970's. He called it such because he claimed people couldn't control themselves and needed to have sex with him and "scratch the cat" before they could regain their senses.

The Fact Core suggests everyone get tested as it is somehow become hereditary.

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//Just wanted to say I miss you dearly and hope you're well.

Ah! Sorry I was away a long time!

I wasn’t ok, which is why I left. But I’m getting better. :) Thanks for your concern I appreciate it!

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Long Time no see

Hey!

Sorry about long absence. Life was hard and hectic. But it's better now! Things are more stable, I'm still broke but I have all my hospital stuff sorted out so it should be ok. Most of you are probably all gone :(

I've learned to crochet! It's been taking up a lot of my time recently. I'm about to make a scarf/hoodie thing and a big christmas blanket right now. Hope I have enough yarn.

Anyway, hi! bye.

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Fact: Human genitalia is actually sentient independant of the human it is attached to. When human genitalia "cums" it is actually crying and doesn't understand why you persist in beating it so frequently.

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Fact: The United states is the only nation on Earth to uphold a ban on pineapples. It was signed in 1776, 7 minutes after the declaration of independence, John Adams has been quoted as saying "My God, what the hell is demon plant, Thank God for our freedom, Thank God..." before stumbling from the courthouse. All other nations have long since repealed similar bans.