there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die
this is an anti-red delicious apple blog and if you don’t agree you can block me right now
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if i look back, i am lost
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there’s honestly nothing worse than an apple that’s not crisp like don’t come near me with that grainy soft shit, that weak ass crunch i’d rather die
this is an anti-red delicious apple blog and if you don’t agree you can block me right now
yes i do the cooking yes i do the cleaning
Florida living 5 feet above sea level and voting for the party that doesn’t believe in climate change…
Asdfghskkdjdhdj
When you wake up at 4am and have to take a piss and walk into the bathroom and look at the mirror and realize your a real person
me whenever a drawing doesnt go my way: that’s it. i lost all talent. i’m no longer able to make art. i peaked. this is it. this is the end of days
my organs when i finally eat my first meal at 5pm
When that meal is sour Gummi worms black coffee and Mac donalds
Whoever posted this is the fucking goat
Big facts
My dumbass waiting on the episode title and shit 🤦🏾♂️😂
I legit was like “how fucking tall and strong is the person in the alien disguise”
someones mom: make yourself at home, would you like something to drink?
me: *very dry mouth like spongebob in sandy’s tree dome*
me: no thank you
tbh the best way that i explain to other people what it feels like to live with an anxiety disorder is the one time when i had to get a fingerprint and background check done for a job and i, someone who has never received so much as a speeding ticket my whole life, spent thirty minutes panicking that i would fail because i might secretly be a criminal and have no idea
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
dylanroyalwildlife
Who’s watching who?
this is the most terrifying picture of a giraffe i have ever seen
who fucking litters. why do i ever see litter. who thinks that’s okay. who. who NEEDS to throw their fast food bag out the fucking window instead of waiting until they get somewhere with a trashcan. what kinda clown behavior. get fucked.