FaeInterperter

Welcome to FaeCafe!

[fae-cafe-interperter]

INTRO!

Hello hoomans! Welcome to FaeCafe! Take a Seat, order some coffee or cake! and enjoy your time here!

You can call me Fae! she/her Certainly won't take you're name~

[fae-cafe-interperter]

C.M Alongi reference???

(If so I love you)

/// maybe~

[the-pancake-woman]

I love you so much:3333

Also do you have any dandelion cookies?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

of course dear~ might i have your name for the order?~

[the-pancake-woman]

no you may not but you may refer to me as the pancake woman

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hm... you're no fun, but here's your order dear~

[the-pancake-woman]

Okay thank you!!! *she puts 40 dollars on the table

[fae-cafe-interperter]

thank you!

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hello there. Can I please have a blueberry scone?

sure~ (after a few minuets a Blueberry Scone is on the counter) enjoy~ oh, might i have your name by chance?~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

of course dear!~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

[fae-cafe-interperter]

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

[gay-faith-interpreter]

and how much money does that scone cost?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

just a Molar tooth!

[gay-faith-interpreter]

I’m assuming it’s one of mine, so from which jaw?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

either will do, though i find it is easier from the lower since you can angle it independantly~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

*you notice a tooth I’m holding in my hand, you just notice it but when you think back you don’t know when it got there, when you replay the conversation it seems to have always been there. The tooth looks like the visible part of a molar, but sharpened, to razor points, and it looks almost fractal, it seems to repeat its structure all around, it visually has edges, but when you trace them with your finger you can’t find them.*

here you go.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

... thank you

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you’re welcome. And sorry for evicting you.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

no, it was a slip on my part dear~ plus i have several locations. i am fine~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

y’know, if you need more, just ask, I’ll just move some into this plane, in exchange for pastries of course.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hm... and how many pastries per location would that be?

[gay-faith-interpreter]

half dozen, but do be warned, they will be a little… wrong, but as you are a fae, you should be fine

[fae-cafe-interperter]

wrong~ (fae chuckles) I'm sure it's nothing i couldn't handle~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

yeah, you should be fine. No promises. Where do you want them, I’ll give you 6 right now and more if you want later.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hm, the old city east of main should do for the first, past the 3rd ring for the second. and the others, pretty much anywhere~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

*I summon a few cafes in the specified locations and a few scattered randomly, however, they’re somehow wrong. They look like somebody tried to make a cafe from a picture of a picture of a picture of the original. It’s mostly the same but the architecture doesn’t quite make sense, some of the structures appear to repeat like fractals.* alright. 36 assorted pastries please.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

36 assorted comin right up~ (fae navigates the new cafe well, not confused by the oddity)

[fae-cafe-interperter]

C.M Alongi reference???

(If so I love you)

/// maybe~

[the-pancake-woman]

I love you so much:3333

Also do you have any dandelion cookies?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

of course dear~ might i have your name for the order?~

[the-pancake-woman]

no you may not but you may refer to me as the pancake woman

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hm... you're no fun, but here's your order dear~

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hello there. Can I please have a blueberry scone?

sure~ (after a few minuets a Blueberry Scone is on the counter) enjoy~ oh, might i have your name by chance?~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

of course dear!~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

[fae-cafe-interperter]

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

[gay-faith-interpreter]

and how much money does that scone cost?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

just a Molar tooth!

[gay-faith-interpreter]

I’m assuming it’s one of mine, so from which jaw?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

either will do, though i find it is easier from the lower since you can angle it independantly~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

*you notice a tooth I’m holding in my hand, you just notice it but when you think back you don’t know when it got there, when you replay the conversation it seems to have always been there. The tooth looks like the visible part of a molar, but sharpened, to razor points, and it looks almost fractal, it seems to repeat its structure all around, it visually has edges, but when you trace them with your finger you can’t find them.*

here you go.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

... thank you

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you’re welcome. And sorry for evicting you.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

no, it was a slip on my part dear~ plus i have several locations. i am fine~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

y’know, if you need more, just ask, I’ll just move some into this plane, in exchange for pastries of course.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hm... and how many pastries per location would that be?

[gay-faith-interpreter]

half dozen, but do be warned, they will be a little… wrong, but as you are a fae, you should be fine

[fae-cafe-interperter]

wrong~ (fae chuckles) I'm sure it's nothing i couldn't handle~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

yeah, you should be fine. No promises. Where do you want them, I’ll give you 6 right now and more if you want later.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hm, the old city east of main should do for the first, past the 3rd ring for the second. and the others, pretty much anywhere~

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hello there. Can I please have a blueberry scone?

sure~ (after a few minuets a Blueberry Scone is on the counter) enjoy~ oh, might i have your name by chance?~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

of course dear!~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

[fae-cafe-interperter]

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

[gay-faith-interpreter]

and how much money does that scone cost?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

just a Molar tooth!

[gay-faith-interpreter]

I’m assuming it’s one of mine, so from which jaw?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

either will do, though i find it is easier from the lower since you can angle it independantly~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

*you notice a tooth I’m holding in my hand, you just notice it but when you think back you don’t know when it got there, when you replay the conversation it seems to have always been there. The tooth looks like the visible part of a molar, but sharpened, to razor points, and it looks almost fractal, it seems to repeat its structure all around, it visually has edges, but when you trace them with your finger you can’t find them.*

here you go.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

... thank you

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you’re welcome. And sorry for evicting you.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

no, it was a slip on my part dear~ plus i have several locations. i am fine~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

y’know, if you need more, just ask, I’ll just move some into this plane, in exchange for pastries of course.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hm... and how many pastries per location would that be?

[gay-faith-interpreter]

half dozen, but do be warned, they will be a little… wrong, but as you are a fae, you should be fine

[fae-cafe-interperter]

wrong~ (fae chuckles) I'm sure it's nothing i couldn't handle~

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hello there. Can I please have a blueberry scone?

sure~ (after a few minuets a Blueberry Scone is on the counter) enjoy~ oh, might i have your name by chance?~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

of course dear!~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

[fae-cafe-interperter]

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

[gay-faith-interpreter]

and how much money does that scone cost?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

just a Molar tooth!

[gay-faith-interpreter]

I’m assuming it’s one of mine, so from which jaw?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

either will do, though i find it is easier from the lower since you can angle it independantly~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

*you notice a tooth I’m holding in my hand, you just notice it but when you think back you don’t know when it got there, when you replay the conversation it seems to have always been there. The tooth looks like the visible part of a molar, but sharpened, to razor points, and it looks almost fractal, it seems to repeat its structure all around, it visually has edges, but when you trace them with your finger you can’t find them.*

here you go.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

... thank you

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you’re welcome. And sorry for evicting you.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

no, it was a slip on my part dear~ plus i have several locations. i am fine~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

y’know, if you need more, just ask, I’ll just move some into this plane, in exchange for pastries of course.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hm... and how many pastries per location would that be?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hello there. Can I please have a blueberry scone?

sure~ (after a few minuets a Blueberry Scone is on the counter) enjoy~ oh, might i have your name by chance?~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

of course dear!~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

[fae-cafe-interperter]

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

[gay-faith-interpreter]

and how much money does that scone cost?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

just a Molar tooth!

[gay-faith-interpreter]

I’m assuming it’s one of mine, so from which jaw?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

either will do, though i find it is easier from the lower since you can angle it independantly~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

*you notice a tooth I’m holding in my hand, you just notice it but when you think back you don’t know when it got there, when you replay the conversation it seems to have always been there. The tooth looks like the visible part of a molar, but sharpened, to razor points, and it looks almost fractal, it seems to repeat its structure all around, it visually has edges, but when you trace them with your finger you can’t find them.*

here you go.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

... thank you

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you’re welcome. And sorry for evicting you.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

no, it was a slip on my part dear~ plus i have several locations. i am fine~

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hello there. Can I please have a blueberry scone?

sure~ (after a few minuets a Blueberry Scone is on the counter) enjoy~ oh, might i have your name by chance?~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

of course dear!~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

[fae-cafe-interperter]

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

[gay-faith-interpreter]

and how much money does that scone cost?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

just a Molar tooth!

[gay-faith-interpreter]

I’m assuming it’s one of mine, so from which jaw?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

either will do, though i find it is easier from the lower since you can angle it independantly~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

*you notice a tooth I’m holding in my hand, you just notice it but when you think back you don’t know when it got there, when you replay the conversation it seems to have always been there. The tooth looks like the visible part of a molar, but sharpened, to razor points, and it looks almost fractal, it seems to repeat its structure all around, it visually has edges, but when you trace them with your finger you can’t find them.*

here you go.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

... thank you

[fae-cafe-interperter]

C.M Alongi reference???

(If so I love you)

/// maybe~

[the-pancake-woman]

I love you so much:3333

Also do you have any dandelion cookies?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

of course dear~ might i have your name for the order?~

[fae-cafe-interperter]

C.M Alongi reference???

(If so I love you)

/// maybe~

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hello there. Can I please have a blueberry scone?

sure~ (after a few minuets a Blueberry Scone is on the counter) enjoy~ oh, might i have your name by chance?~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

of course dear!~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

[fae-cafe-interperter]

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

[gay-faith-interpreter]

and how much money does that scone cost?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

just a Molar tooth!

[gay-faith-interpreter]

I’m assuming it’s one of mine, so from which jaw?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

either will do, though i find it is easier from the lower since you can angle it independantly~

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hello there. Can I please have a blueberry scone?

sure~ (after a few minuets a Blueberry Scone is on the counter) enjoy~ oh, might i have your name by chance?~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

of course dear!~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

[fae-cafe-interperter]

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

[gay-faith-interpreter]

and how much money does that scone cost?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

just a Molar tooth!

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hello there. Can I please have a blueberry scone?

sure~ (after a few minuets a Blueberry Scone is on the counter) enjoy~ oh, might i have your name by chance?~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you want my name? Are you entirely sure? You can have it. My true name, that is.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

of course dear!~

[gay-faith-interpreter]

you can have my true name. *an incomprehensible, unknowable, eldritch voice fills your head, echoing with screams of beings across all existence”

[fae-cafe-interperter]

ok then... (Fae was clearly not expecting that)

[fae-cafe-interperter]

Do you have those muffins with the strawberry cream filling?

of course! might i have your name?~

[wildfiregrimoire]

no you may not but you can refer to me as wildfiregrimoire or a variation on it. Now guw much would that muffin be?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hm, you're no fun... that will be 14G.

[wildfiregrimoire]

here is 28 for 2. I appreciate your business

[fae-cafe-interperter]

not a problem WildfireGrimoire! it's a pleasure doing business.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

Do you have those muffins with the strawberry cream filling?

of course! might i have your name?~

[wildfiregrimoire]

no you may not but you can refer to me as wildfiregrimoire or a variation on it. Now guw much would that muffin be?

[fae-cafe-interperter]

hm, you're no fun... that will be 14G.

[fae-cafe-interperter]

Can I get 10 shots of espresso with a singular tbsp of blueberry syrup?

sure thing! coming right up!