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[hundredacreletters]

[littlesoggywaffle]

I HATE THAT I DO BUT I DO

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Is this the fandom I'm the Mascot of? Is this my legacy?

Yes. Yes it is.

[mrghostrat]

yo the way you draw Crowley lips o.m.g fr so kissable

THANK YOU.... they've become one of my favourite things to draw, ever...

🫦

[neil-gaiman]

Was the Furfur camera invented in Hell?Because the human world did not seem to have such a polaroid in 1941.

it was indeed.

[chocolatecoffeeshot]

So in general are inventions a hell oriented thing then?

Considering humans weren’t supposed to have than knowledge anyway

Does heaven invent then?

Or did it randomly land high tech?

Does Furfural need imagination to build his machine?

Did it get lost and some human copy it because first Polaroid is in 1948 just 3 yrs post war?

[cuddlygremlin]

No can someone explain why 'long for you' gives me hope and 'hey you' makes me want to cry when their stories are literally the opposite.

They're both so pretty and he sings them so sweet and tender my heart- receiving them both so close to each other is like someone proposing the day after they ask you to move in with them? I don't know I'm out of examples but it's like the best surprise

[aziracrowwho]

I haven't heard either of these but I look forward to listening with you my love <3

[neil-gaiman]

I was curious about the casting of Gwendoline Christie as Lucifer, is Lucifer a female character in the show or is the show taking the more androgynous route with the depiction, like the Constantine movie did with casting Tilda Swinton as Gabriel?

Lucifer in the comics isn't male.

Gwendolyn plays the Lucifer in the comics.

[raths-ruin]

mr gaiman I am with you 100% but.....no genitals....but yes nipples. where we at with this ?

[neil-gaiman]

You never know when you'll need to breastfeed one of the damned.

[steviebeastinks]

this is a horrible response and it really cements how fully neil belongs on tumblr.

[justcallmesingham]

@aziracrowwho have you watched sandman? because you really should if you havent

[aziracrowwho]

i have not but it has been on the list for months (?) now

this post both confuses and enamours me

[cannibalchicken]

a noble sacrifice

[tabloidsores]

me when i watch funny dog video

[justcallmesingham]

@aziracrowwho i think.

i think you might like this

[aziracrowwho]

That dog is a hero who deserves hugs and affordable drugs

[thursdayinspace]

So, Crowley and Aziraphale in their South Downs cottage, after some stupid fight where they were both wrong, unable to decide who needs to do the apology dance... So they just end up slow dancing with each in their living room instead.

[aziracrowwho]

I’m supposed to be studying but I’m too hooked over here I hate u

This is a lovely place to be, my love <3

Go study you fool

[justcallmesingham]

ur not the boss of me

[aziracrowwho]

You have exams to write, my dear idiot

[justcallmesingham]

so do you

[aziracrowwho]

I'm on vacation right now though

[fellshish]

True allyship for the bentley would be if it ran crowley over no no hear me out just ran him over a little bit only so aziraphale could rush across the street and sweep crowley into his arms and perhaps press a worried palm against his cheek

[samissobsessed]

Nine people i'd like to get to know better:

Tagged by: @bell-of-indecision, thank you so much for tagging me <3

Last Song: Gmfu by Odetari,6arelyhuman

Favourite colour: Dark red, violet, pink

Currently watching: Death note, ep6

Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: Spicy

Relationship status: Single

Current Obsession: Mbti types and cognitive functions.

Tagging: @somin-yin @a-cloud-for-dreams @axepen @hinsaa-paramo-dharma @basic-bitch-alkali @rhysaka @blackknight-100 @squishywizardd @reykalot

[a-cloud-for-dreams]

TYSM FOR THE TAG!!

Last Song: Yad by Erika Lundmoen

Favorite Color: I really like pastel colors, especially pastel turquoise and lavender but I also really like deep shades of red and blue and green and-

Currently (Re)Watching: Criminal Minds

Spicy/Savory/Sweet: All of them but in an extreme way. There are times when I only want to consume sweet food and other times when I only want spicy food and so on

Relationship status: Single

Current Obsession: Nature vs Nurture, gender differences in neurodiversity diagnoses, and writing this fic

Tagging: @jerzwriter, @somin-yin, @sonofenki, @livelaughlovechai, @tiredguyswag, @cowboy-eldritch, @lover-also-fighter-also, @moominofthevalley, @justanotherrcblog

[livelaughlovechai]

Im so late but TYSM FOR THE TAG

Last song: kalyana vayasu

Fav color: Lilac🫶

Currently watching: the good place+ rewatching TDI

Spicy/savory/Sweet: Spicy💋

Relationship status: Single(the way i like it)💃

Current obsession(s): Kuthu music lol, The marauders and all their fancasts, Biryani as always and ofc my doggo

No pressure tags🌺: @thedesichick , @orcacai , @yaboi-bennette , @xxaestheticvibezxx , @peonierose , @vijayasena , @maxmagi , @anyone lol

[yaboi-bennette]

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG @livelaughlovechai

Last song: Grey (Yung Filly)

Fav color: Vermillion

Currently watching: CBSE textbook

Spicy/savory/Sweet: Spicy🔥

Relationship status: Taken

Current obsession(s): Tumblr 🤌🤌🤌

Tagging: @thecardiganunderthebed, @aahanna, @hsnaayar, @sunflowermyheart, @mxsakali , @rayinbrown

+ all my fellow tumblr users

[sunflowermyheart]

thank you for the tag!! @yaboi-bennette

last song: solo by frank ocean :)

fav colour: light red,pastel purple, 2000's pink

currently watching: apni padhai? and some gilmore girls lmaoo

spicy/sweet/savory: spicy/savory

relationship status: single

current obsession: tumblr, pinterest(a forever obsession tbh), books(another forever obsession) and gilmore girls :)

tagging: @kanyasstuff, @aahanna,

@talesinmyhead040122, @hsnaayar,

@ek-ladhki-bheegi-bhaagi-si, @just-avi-youknow, @lorelaisgf, @khudkifavourite, @tachiha3 all no pressure tags <3!!

[insane-in-the-membranee]

@sunflowermyheart tysmm for tagging me <3 I love being included in these!! 💕

Last Song: Dekhechi Rupshagore by Mahtim Shakib

Fav Colour: Red ❤

Currently Watching: NCERT💀 (last would be Mean Girls)

Spicy/Sweet/Savoury: Sweet/Savoury

Relationship Status: Forever Single

Current Obsession: Tumblr, Pinterest, Bow Clips, Cute Stationary

Tagging: @definitelynotnia @willothecrisps @intellectual6666 @fikaeeshtales @shyam-kariya @moonhymnss @themoonadmirer @numpypandas @bluesuitcrusade @mr-human-being @emartirabdi @arachneofthoughts @tired-yashika-core and all my fellow Tumblr users 💫

[willothecrisps]

last song: how many things - sabrina carpenter

favourite colour - purple? green? blue? who knows

currently watching - the fall of the house of usher

spicy/sweet/savoury - spicy <3

relationship status - i would also like to know

current obsession - studying 😭 obscure historical figures, mary jane’s, home libraries, french toast!

tagging: riris already tagged anyone id tag so @rayopticsoverwaves @aziracrowwho @desigyall @to-three-or-not-to-three @the-overreactress @beingdesiandqueer @daughterofruins

[aziracrowwho]

Thanks for the tag Ayla

Last song- slow dancing by aly and aj

Favourite colour- navy blue

Currently watching- house md, doctor who

Spicy/sweet/savoury- savoury or sweet but no spicy please

Relationship status- ohohooo wouldn't you like to know

current obsession- good omens, calligraphy, mary queen of Scots, and Ayla @willothecrisps and Murph @rayopticsoverwaves

tagging @howmanyholesinswisscheese @zonzolik @arkytiorlecter @random-doctor-on-the-internet @thatdelusionalnerd @simonezitrone79 @just-call-me-singham @hoarder-of-dragons and @aroaceblackhole (one extra for good luck)

[arkytiorlecter]

Last song: "Hell's Comin With Me" -Poor Man's Poison

Favorite color: Purple

Currently watching: Trying to make myself get through the last 2 seasons of Blacklist

Sweet/savory/spicy: Savory

Relationship statues: Committed Poly

Current Obsession: Good Omens, Sons of Anarchy (always), Doctor Who, Supernatural. For more, please consult my Randomly Rotating Fandom Wheel.

(BTW @aziracrowwho Mary Queen of Scots was my cousin!)

Np tags

@patoslover @1800ineedshelp @an-ace-on-the-case @harbinger-of-existential-dread @queermarzipan @lxvenderjewel @dandelionjedi @im-a-sentient-magic-carpet @friday-im-in-love-with-crowley

[aziracrowwho]

AAAAH oh my god that is so cool

If i didn't already have the hugest friend-crush on you oh god

[arkytiorlecter]

Awww you're awesome too!

My mom got super into genealogy and traced her line back to like the 1300s or something ridiculous.

Our ancestor was the illegitimate offspring of King James V!

We were also apparently supposed to be on the Mayflower, (our ancestor and his 2 brothers) but our guy got the flu and had to catch a later boat

[aziracrowwho]

The monarchs of england and their illegitimate offspring- should be a book series I think lmao

(still so cool oh my god)

[samissobsessed]

Nine people i'd like to get to know better:

Tagged by: @bell-of-indecision, thank you so much for tagging me <3

Last Song: Gmfu by Odetari,6arelyhuman

Favourite colour: Dark red, violet, pink

Currently watching: Death note, ep6

Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: Spicy

Relationship status: Single

Current Obsession: Mbti types and cognitive functions.

Tagging: @somin-yin @a-cloud-for-dreams @axepen @hinsaa-paramo-dharma @basic-bitch-alkali @rhysaka @blackknight-100 @squishywizardd @reykalot

[a-cloud-for-dreams]

TYSM FOR THE TAG!!

Last Song: Yad by Erika Lundmoen

Favorite Color: I really like pastel colors, especially pastel turquoise and lavender but I also really like deep shades of red and blue and green and-

Currently (Re)Watching: Criminal Minds

Spicy/Savory/Sweet: All of them but in an extreme way. There are times when I only want to consume sweet food and other times when I only want spicy food and so on

Relationship status: Single

Current Obsession: Nature vs Nurture, gender differences in neurodiversity diagnoses, and writing this fic

Tagging: @jerzwriter, @somin-yin, @sonofenki, @livelaughlovechai, @tiredguyswag, @cowboy-eldritch, @lover-also-fighter-also, @moominofthevalley, @justanotherrcblog

[livelaughlovechai]

Im so late but TYSM FOR THE TAG

Last song: kalyana vayasu

Fav color: Lilac🫶

Currently watching: the good place+ rewatching TDI

Spicy/savory/Sweet: Spicy💋

Relationship status: Single(the way i like it)💃

Current obsession(s): Kuthu music lol, The marauders and all their fancasts, Biryani as always and ofc my doggo

No pressure tags🌺: @thedesichick , @orcacai , @yaboi-bennette , @xxaestheticvibezxx , @peonierose , @vijayasena , @maxmagi , @anyone lol

[yaboi-bennette]

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG @livelaughlovechai

Last song: Grey (Yung Filly)

Fav color: Vermillion

Currently watching: CBSE textbook

Spicy/savory/Sweet: Spicy🔥

Relationship status: Taken

Current obsession(s): Tumblr 🤌🤌🤌

Tagging: @thecardiganunderthebed, @aahanna, @hsnaayar, @sunflowermyheart, @mxsakali , @rayinbrown

+ all my fellow tumblr users

[sunflowermyheart]

thank you for the tag!! @yaboi-bennette

last song: solo by frank ocean :)

fav colour: light red,pastel purple, 2000's pink

currently watching: apni padhai? and some gilmore girls lmaoo

spicy/sweet/savory: spicy/savory

relationship status: single

current obsession: tumblr, pinterest(a forever obsession tbh), books(another forever obsession) and gilmore girls :)

tagging: @kanyasstuff, @aahanna,

@talesinmyhead040122, @hsnaayar,

@ek-ladhki-bheegi-bhaagi-si, @just-avi-youknow, @lorelaisgf, @khudkifavourite, @tachiha3 all no pressure tags <3!!

[insane-in-the-membranee]

@sunflowermyheart tysmm for tagging me <3 I love being included in these!! 💕

Last Song: Dekhechi Rupshagore by Mahtim Shakib

Fav Colour: Red ❤

Currently Watching: NCERT💀 (last would be Mean Girls)

Spicy/Sweet/Savoury: Sweet/Savoury

Relationship Status: Forever Single

Current Obsession: Tumblr, Pinterest, Bow Clips, Cute Stationary

Tagging: @definitelynotnia @willothecrisps @intellectual6666 @fikaeeshtales @shyam-kariya @moonhymnss @themoonadmirer @numpypandas @bluesuitcrusade @mr-human-being @emartirabdi @arachneofthoughts @tired-yashika-core and all my fellow Tumblr users 💫

[willothecrisps]

last song: how many things - sabrina carpenter

favourite colour - purple? green? blue? who knows

currently watching - the fall of the house of usher

spicy/sweet/savoury - spicy <3

relationship status - i would also like to know

current obsession - studying 😭 obscure historical figures, mary jane’s, home libraries, french toast!

tagging: riris already tagged anyone id tag so @rayopticsoverwaves @aziracrowwho @desigyall @to-three-or-not-to-three @the-overreactress @beingdesiandqueer @daughterofruins

[aziracrowwho]

Thanks for the tag Ayla

Last song- slow dancing by aly and aj

Favourite colour- navy blue

Currently watching- house md, doctor who

Spicy/sweet/savoury- savoury or sweet but no spicy please

Relationship status- ohohooo wouldn't you like to know

current obsession- good omens, calligraphy, mary queen of Scots, and Ayla @willothecrisps and Murph @rayopticsoverwaves

tagging @howmanyholesinswisscheese @zonzolik @arkytiorlecter @random-doctor-on-the-internet @thatdelusionalnerd @simonezitrone79 @just-call-me-singham @hoarder-of-dragons and @aroaceblackhole (one extra for good luck)

[arkytiorlecter]

Last song: "Hell's Comin With Me" -Poor Man's Poison

Favorite color: Purple

Currently watching: Trying to make myself get through the last 2 seasons of Blacklist

Sweet/savory/spicy: Savory

Relationship statues: Committed Poly

Current Obsession: Good Omens, Sons of Anarchy (always), Doctor Who, Supernatural. For more, please consult my Randomly Rotating Fandom Wheel.

(BTW @aziracrowwho Mary Queen of Scots was my cousin!)

Np tags

@patoslover @1800ineedshelp @an-ace-on-the-case @harbinger-of-existential-dread @queermarzipan @lxvenderjewel @dandelionjedi @im-a-sentient-magic-carpet @friday-im-in-love-with-crowley

[aziracrowwho]

AAAAH oh my god that is so cool

If i didn't already have the hugest friend-crush on you oh god

[samissobsessed]

Nine people i'd like to get to know better:

Tagged by: @bell-of-indecision, thank you so much for tagging me <3

Last Song: Gmfu by Odetari,6arelyhuman

Favourite colour: Dark red, violet, pink

Currently watching: Death note, ep6

Spicy/Savoury/Sweet: Spicy

Relationship status: Single

Current Obsession: Mbti types and cognitive functions.

Tagging: @somin-yin @a-cloud-for-dreams @axepen @hinsaa-paramo-dharma @basic-bitch-alkali @rhysaka @blackknight-100 @squishywizardd @reykalot

[a-cloud-for-dreams]

TYSM FOR THE TAG!!

Last Song: Yad by Erika Lundmoen

Favorite Color: I really like pastel colors, especially pastel turquoise and lavender but I also really like deep shades of red and blue and green and-

Currently (Re)Watching: Criminal Minds

Spicy/Savory/Sweet: All of them but in an extreme way. There are times when I only want to consume sweet food and other times when I only want spicy food and so on

Relationship status: Single

Current Obsession: Nature vs Nurture, gender differences in neurodiversity diagnoses, and writing this fic

Tagging: @jerzwriter, @somin-yin, @sonofenki, @livelaughlovechai, @tiredguyswag, @cowboy-eldritch, @lover-also-fighter-also, @moominofthevalley, @justanotherrcblog

[livelaughlovechai]

Im so late but TYSM FOR THE TAG

Last song: kalyana vayasu

Fav color: Lilac🫶

Currently watching: the good place+ rewatching TDI

Spicy/savory/Sweet: Spicy💋

Relationship status: Single(the way i like it)💃

Current obsession(s): Kuthu music lol, The marauders and all their fancasts, Biryani as always and ofc my doggo

No pressure tags🌺: @thedesichick , @orcacai , @yaboi-bennette , @xxaestheticvibezxx , @peonierose , @vijayasena , @maxmagi , @anyone lol

[yaboi-bennette]

THANK YOU FOR THE TAG @livelaughlovechai

Last song: Grey (Yung Filly)

Fav color: Vermillion

Currently watching: CBSE textbook

Spicy/savory/Sweet: Spicy🔥

Relationship status: Taken

Current obsession(s): Tumblr 🤌🤌🤌

Tagging: @thecardiganunderthebed, @aahanna, @hsnaayar, @sunflowermyheart, @mxsakali , @rayinbrown

+ all my fellow tumblr users

[sunflowermyheart]

thank you for the tag!! @yaboi-bennette

last song: solo by frank ocean :)

fav colour: light red,pastel purple, 2000's pink

currently watching: apni padhai? and some gilmore girls lmaoo

spicy/sweet/savory: spicy/savory

relationship status: single

current obsession: tumblr, pinterest(a forever obsession tbh), books(another forever obsession) and gilmore girls :)

tagging: @kanyasstuff, @aahanna,

@talesinmyhead040122, @hsnaayar,

@ek-ladhki-bheegi-bhaagi-si, @just-avi-youknow, @lorelaisgf, @khudkifavourite, @tachiha3 all no pressure tags <3!!

[insane-in-the-membranee]

@sunflowermyheart tysmm for tagging me <3 I love being included in these!! 💕

Last Song: Dekhechi Rupshagore by Mahtim Shakib

Fav Colour: Red ❤

Currently Watching: NCERT💀 (last would be Mean Girls)

Spicy/Sweet/Savoury: Sweet/Savoury

Relationship Status: Forever Single

Current Obsession: Tumblr, Pinterest, Bow Clips, Cute Stationary

Tagging: @definitelynotnia @willothecrisps @intellectual6666 @fikaeeshtales @shyam-kariya @moonhymnss @themoonadmirer @numpypandas @bluesuitcrusade @mr-human-being @emartirabdi @arachneofthoughts @tired-yashika-core and all my fellow Tumblr users 💫

[willothecrisps]

last song: how many things - sabrina carpenter

favourite colour - purple? green? blue? who knows

currently watching - the fall of the house of usher

spicy/sweet/savoury - spicy <3

relationship status - i would also like to know

current obsession - studying 😭 obscure historical figures, mary jane’s, home libraries, french toast!

tagging: riris already tagged anyone id tag so @rayopticsoverwaves @aziracrowwho @desigyall @to-three-or-not-to-three @the-overreactress @beingdesiandqueer @daughterofruins

[aziracrowwho]

Thanks for the tag Ayla

Last song- slow dancing by aly and aj

Favourite colour- navy blue

Currently watching- house md, doctor who

Spicy/sweet/savoury- savoury or sweet but no spicy please

Relationship status- ohohooo wouldn't you like to know

current obsession- good omens, calligraphy, mary queen of Scots, and Ayla @willothecrisps and Murph @rayopticsoverwaves

tagging @howmanyholesinswisscheese @zonzolik @arkytiorlecter @random-doctor-on-the-internet @thatdelusionalnerd @simonezitrone79 @just-call-me-singham @hoarder-of-dragons and @aroaceblackhole (one extra for good luck)

[ilivefordarcy]

crowley: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you. aziraphale: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule. crowley: Absolutely not.

[robinwithay]

the fact Crowley knows Aziraphale's "something's wrong" voice implies that Aziraphale has called him for things being "wrong" that aren't, presumably, world-ending catastrophes. like the hinges on his bookshop doors being a bit squeaky. or a customer that won't leave. or any number of things he doesn't need Crowley to fix for him but are a convenient excuse to call him and pout down the phone until he rushes over and rescues him

[crowleysgoat]

drama practise at the globe theatre

[aziracrowwho]

@the-globe-theatre-maggot

[kellyyume]

😈Crowley with her angel toy

[child-of-divorce21]

I can’t stand aziraphale hate cuz like

This is public enemy number one?

Sure dude.