Your Friendly Neighborhood Bone Stealing Witch

Hello there! My name's Fae, can I have yours? 🔫😊 pn: Dealer's Choice

[clouffymoved]

crash bandicoot is a twink

[clouffymoved]

DID YOU JUST TELL ME THE TIME OF MY DEATH?

[faeble-the-witch]

OPs dead and Crash is a confirmed Otter @clouffy

[stuck-in-jelly]

I think one of my favorite little details about Reigen is that unlike Mob he forgets that other people can’t see Dimple so when they are talking Reigen is shouting and and arguing to the air and doing his weird hand motions while everyone else around him is just looking at him like

[stuck-in-jelly]

Mob: *only casually peaks at dimple**doesnt talk to him a lot if other people can’t see him* *ignores dimple in order to talk to other people* *only talks to dimple openly when he is in danger*

Reigen in the middle of the crowded street insisting that if he adds more gifs his website will get more popular to Dimple:

[recuperationdisliker]

f(x) tribute band called f'(x). you'd think the point would be to be derivative but it's actually quite easy to differentiate the two.

[recuperationdisliker]

no

[recuperationdisliker]

yeah :)

[fallingtowers]

haha yayyyy :) i'm having such a wonderful time on the internet with you

[endocryptor]

that was smooth.

[maths-terms-identifier]

Smooth

Differential Geometry, Differential Topology

A map F:M→N between smooth manifolds M and N is said to be smooth if for any p∈M there exist charts (U,φ) containing p and (V,ψ) containing F(p) with F(U)⊆V such that the map ψ∘F∘φ⁻¹:φ(U)→ψ(V) is a smooth map between subsets of Euclidean spaces.

[mathhombre]

I would have gone with smooth as C^infinity(R), infinitely differentiable functions, to stay with the original joke. But that might be using the strong joke topology.

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[jfk-blown-away-blog]

I wish I spoke Spanish, this probably says something really beautiful

[palmer]

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

[jurynullification]

How much

[palmer]

Only 3400

[jurynullification]

hot damn 🏃‍♂️ cmon guys lets go 🏃‍♂️🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🐕🧞‍♀️

[palmer]

ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

[carnivorousflower]

Walmart is out here charging 5 dollars for a pool noodle.

[zoesupreme]

me leaving the walmart with a shoplifted pool noodle up my ass

[doctor-bodacious]

margaritaville, the song, and margaritaville, the restaurant and resort empire, fascinate me because the former seems to warn against the lifestyle that the latter perpetuates

[sylan-mystra]

[arachnid-party]

i feel like a lot of discourse around identities could just be boiled down to “you could not pay me to care about this”

[arachnid-party]

therians? this doesn’t affect me in the slightest. weird transgenders? okay who cares. contradictory labels? none of my business. neopronouns? it takes 5 seconds of my time to google how to use a pronoun set this is like minimal brain work. bi lesbians? i don’t get how that works but the world will keep spinning. normalize minding your own business

[mossworm]

me every day without fail: I'll do [chore] when I get home

me when I get home:

[bemusedlybespectacled]

me every single week: I'll do it on the weekend!

me the entire weekend:

[of-the-astral-sea]

all of us rn

[serenity-bitty]

[redstonedust]

phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

[coloredcompulsion]

[keskaowl]

tags from coloredcompulsion:

[2urban2fantasy-deactivated20241]

“Could you be the chosen one?”

“I am very much the guy who’s here.”

[lifewithchronicpain]

[pukicho]

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

[luteyandthemermaid]

i beg to differ 

[pukicho]

Then Beg

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified: t ac tg a ta t, t tat’ a at g t T g

Closest match: Carex hirta genome assembly, chromosome: 46 Common name: Hairy Sedge

(image source)

[lakemojave]

You don't like New Yawk? 🗽? Bada Bing?

[iamoutofideas]

no 🛩️

[transmechanicus]

anotha one🛩️

[niyarest]

[theconcealedweapon]

[unicarcass-archive]

ONE OF MY FAVORITE VIDEOS EVER

[laurellala-comics]

I KNOW THIS ISN'T TIMELINE COMPLIANT and I'm so sorry to all the older ace attorney fans, but I started AA1 in 2023 and the attorneys were 24 in game so in MY head they are 1999 babies. Which means, of course: