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fae, bitch queen

[clungedestroyer]

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[gaptoothsupremacy-deactivated20]

[hotvampireadjacent]

FRANKIE MUNIZ??

[angel-1998]

*finished crying* god I'm hot

[arsturbuther-deactivated2017011]

No

[shadyrican]

i’m weak.

[surprisebitch]

im screaming!!

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

The Curious Case of May Parker

[dr-archeville]

It’s happening in the cartoons, too:

Aunt May (and Ms. Lion) from Spider-Man and His Amazing Friends (1980s)

Aunt May from Spider-Man: The Animated Series (1990s)

Aunt May from The Spectacular Spider-Man (2000s)

Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man (2010s)

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

True facts: Every time Peter’s uncle Ben dies in the latest origin story May absorbs the life force left over from his remaining years and uses it to rejuvenate herself

Uncle Ben dies over and over again to keep her young

[cosmonautroger]

[marxism-kirbyism-deactivated202]

Same energy

[fried-fuzzy-pickles]

“Age is just a number” means senior citizens can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means middle-aged people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” means 30+ people can still find love.

“Age is just a number” is not an excuse to be a pedophile.

Nothing is an excuse to be a pedophile.

So don’t.

Just don’t.

[awesomelittleweirdo]

also “age is just a number” means i’m buying that stuffed animal and y’all can’t stop me

[likestofightcrime]

[rip-paramour]

“Age is just a number” means that if I wanna go trick-or-treating I’m going trick-or-treating

[nyankittyblr]

if pedophiles believe that age is just a number then jail is just a room ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[drowned-princess]

And a bullet is just a piece of metal

[iminthetunnels]

[wrestlingboobily]

annoying ass nerd guys after Suicide Squad came out: ugh every girl is gonna be harley quinn for halloween now how basic 🙄

annoying ass nerd guys after seeing joker:

[dadz0ne-deactivated20190608]

[hotsoccergirl1234-remade-blog1]

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke

[realisenothing]

[redlipstickresurrected]

Gooroovoo aka Seog-gu Lee aka Lee Seok-gu aka 이석구 aka Gurubu (South Korean, b. 1975, Seoul, South Korea) - Untitled, 2014  Paintings: Acrylics on Paper

[mogumu]

‪🔪✨

[puniper]

imagine fucking up this bad

[unclefather]

me every time I log in to tumblr

[automatic-caution-door]

[whoopsiedoodle]

I dont know what emotion this gives me but im feeling it violently

[comicslams]

Jackie no. 359, November 21st, 1970