shoegazer

[lesbianhallieparker]

they hated her for her clitoral swag

[cerulean-city-gym]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[owomon]

i need all of them

[noiverns-deactivated20140613]

[jonesandbennett]

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

[cookievampiress]

When your grammar is correct but spell-check still gives you shit. 

[thebootydiaries]

me about to talk in public: *rehearses what im going to say 50 times in my brain*

me: today how you are

[monsieurrobot]

[clowntapus]

[mozilla-deactivated20201110]

my cat: mrow

me, a dumbass: mrow? meow mewmrooowwwww mrow meow!!

my cat:

[lesbianredpanda]

Solidarity posting 🤝

[dankmemeuniversity]

[catchymemes]

[ksubiis-deactivated20190118]

[moonemojii]

[writing-prompt-s]

After Harry Potter came out, many videos surfaced online of people running into brick walls at train stations as a joke. While at one of these such train stations a friend dares you to run into a wall. They pull out their phone and start recording as you reluctantly run towards the wall. Expecting to hit it, you brace for impact but none comes— when you open your eyes again, the platform is empty and the train you see is most definitely not the Hogwarts Express.

[mythmica]

[hollowsolaris]

Myth it is tOO EARLY FOR THIS XD

[mythmica]

Me: *reblogs this*

You and the rest of my followers:

[writing-prompt-s]

Ok. That’s enough Tumblr for today. 

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Just saw a velociraptor sucking dick on my dash and y'all better appreciate me not making all of you see it too

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

This is so sad

[b0ggyb1tch]

Where’s the fucking picture, op

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

You fucking asked for it

[par-vollen]

me clicking that link:

[krissanthimum]

[marisatomay]

it’s yeet or be yeeten on this goddamn bitch of an earth

[halleywars]

[pope-goodvibes]

UP TO HIS OLD TRICKS