Pigeonâs Pregnancy Meme
Basically this is a meme where my muses will be the ones pregnant, with a range of relationships. This meme is not ship-specific and can include platonic and friendship relations!
This meme list came about because I wanted ask meme list for myself to get my muses pregnant and also have a whole variety of reactions and relationships.
Also there are trigger warnings for potential things like rape, abusive relationships and controlling relationships, as well as abortion, stillbirth and infanticide.
âOh my god, I canât believe youâre pregnant.â
âWoah, you look fat- wait. Youâre pregnant?!â
âHow many months are you?â
âHow far gone are you?â
âSo⌠is it a boy or a girl?â
âItâs a girl/boy? Oh, how wonderful~â
âWhy didnât you tell me you were pregnant?â
âPregnant again? Youâre such a slut.â
âDo you not realise what birth control is?â
âYouâre pregnant? Disgusting.â
âIf youâre pregnant, it better be my child.â
âWhat a slut, youâre pregnant again.â
âYouâre pregnant? How wonderful~â
âYouâre pregnant? Ugh. Disgusting.â
âYouâll never get rid of me now, this child will make us bonded forever~â
âThis child will bring us closer together~â
âIâm so happy~ Weâve created something beautiful.â
âAre you claiming this to just trap me?â
âAre you serious? Why arenât you happy about this?â
âYouâre pregnant. Finally. Now you wonât leave me.â
âTwins?! Are you freaking kidding me?â
âTwins? Oh, my god. Two cute babies at the same time!â
âTwins? Oh, you poor, poor soul.â
âOh, my lord. Triplets?!â
âUh-oh, triplets? Triple threat right there.â
âYou can have more than one baby at a time?â
âYouâre pregnant with twins from your first time?â
âWait, how many babies did you say you were having?â
âYou should go on that Octomom show.â
âThis is so great~ Your love has given us two/three babies.â
âSlut, you have that many babies in there?â
âYou have that many babies in there?!â
âIâm so proud of you, youâre so fertile~â
âI didnât think my seed was that fertile, but here we go.â
âHow are we going to cope with twins/triplets?!â
âOf course, a whore like you just had to have twins.â
Wait, two/three babies at once? Thatâs possible?â
âIâm not ready for a baby, sorry⌠â
âI canât do this, I never wanted to have a kid with you⌠â
âYouâre having an abortion?â
âYou will be having an abortion!â
âYouâre not having an abortion? Why not, itâs not like we can care for a child.â
âLook at our parents -muse name-. We are gonna be shit parents like them!â
âWeâre⌠my parents were terrible and I donât think I should be a parent.â
âJust give it up for adoption.â
âDonât give the child up, we can love it.â
âDonât give the baby up, itâs the thread tying us together.â
âWe cannot care for a kid. As soon as itâs born, you will give it up for adoption.â
âI donât want a child.â
âYouâre just a whore, donât try and trap me with a stinking brat.â
âGet rid of the brat, or I will.â
âGet rid of it! I donât want any bastards in my house.â
âWhat do you think youâre doing, keeping it? I told you to get rid.â
âDonât you dare even think about abortion. That child is mine and I decide what you do with it. Got that?â
âArenât you happy? Why do you want to get rid of our child?â
âWhy are you happy about this? I donât want that parasite.â
âI will be a good father, I swear to you.â
âI will protect you, and our baby.â
âIâm going to be a father? Wow~â
âWeâre gonna have a baby~â
âI will make sure to give them, and you, all the love you desire.â
âIâm gonna be an aunt/uncle!â
âI wanna be the godmother/godfather!â
âOoo, name them after me!â
âWhat names have you thought of?â
âAs the aunt/uncle/grandmother/grandfather of this kid, I will spoil them if I want to.â
âArenât you happy, dearest? Youâre having my baby.â
âArenât you happy? Weâre going to have a bond through this child.â
âIâm so proud of you. You have given me the perfect reason to keep you nearby.â
âYouâre the best~ Even though you were unsure, you gave me what I wanted, as always.â
âSee? Your pregnancy is a sign- we belong together, no matter how much you protest~â
âIâm going to be a father~ Iâm so excited, for us.â
âOur family just keeps getting bigger~ Everyone will be so excited.â
âOur parents are going to be so happy~ Theyâll love their grandkid so much, I just know it!â
âOur little one is going to be so excited to be a big brother/sister~â
âWhoâs the father?â
âDo you even know who the father is?â
âItâs my baby? Wow⌠â
âItâs my baby? Thereâs no way⌠!â
âItâs my baby? Great~ You can never leave me now.â
âItâs not my baby?â
âYou whore! You got pregnant from an affair?!â
âYou⌠got pregnant? And itâs not mine?â
âYou cheated on me⌠thereâs no way it could be my child.â
âItâs okay. I know it wasnât your fault that you were knocked up by that no-mark.â
âItâs not mine? How could you do this to me?!â
âThe baby is not mine? Who else could the father even be?â
âPlease donât lie to me⌠is it mine?â
âTell the truth for once! Thereâs no way I can be that childâs fatherâŚâ
âI donât care⌠I will be the father no matter what.â
âItâs okay, I promise. Even if we donât share blood, I will care for the little one as if they were my own.â
âIs -insert name here- the father? Tell me the truth, please.â
âBe honest with me, whoâs the dad?â
âI know that bratâs dad is -insert muse name here-, so donât even try to deny it.â
âYou cheating whore⌠why would you have someone elseâs kid and not mine?â
âUm, sorry to be blunt, but⌠I think youâre leaking a little.â
âHey, cow-tits. Youâre leaking a lilâ right there.â
âAh⌠dearest, you⌠youâre kinda⌠Yâknow⌠-points at breasts- â
âDonât resist, dear, but your nipples are so sensitive, I just canât help it~â
âStop crying, your boobs canât ache that much when I touch them.â
âAhh~ Your boobs are so nice and round, I just want to touch them all day.â
âAh, youâre leaking⌠â
âCan I have a taste of your milk? Please?â
âItâs not weird! Just let me taste your milk.â
âHow can you eat that? I know cravings are weird, but damn⌠â
âWoah. I canât believe you are eating that.â
âYou know youâre never gonna lose that baby weight if you eat all that.â
âYou want to eat that? Okay~â
âYou want to eat that? Hold on, then, let me go make it.â
âYou are disgusting and there is no way Iâm letting you eat that when youâre having my child.â
âAre you okay? I heard you throwing up⌠â
âAww, are you sick again? Poor mama.â
âHere, itâs okay, let me hold back your hair.â
âItâs okay, itâs okay. Just rest today if youâre feeling unwell.â
âYou want some peppermint/ginger tea?â
âWoah there, friend, just calm yourself.â
âDamn, youâre moodswings are horrific.â
âWhy do you have to get emotional at everything?!â
âYou forgot again? Jeez, your baby brain is such a drag.â
âYou forgot again? Oh, no, donât worry. Baby brain must be so annoying for you.â
âWhy are you yelling at me? Iâm not the one with baby brain and forgot everything.â
âYou want me to rub your back/ankles/belly?â
âStop trying to push me away. Let me touch your tummy.â
âThis cannot be happening! Youâre way too young.â
âBabies having babies? What is the world coming to?â
âYouâre pregnant? But I still imagine you as the little one who cried at -insert film name here-!â
âUm, arenât you a little old/young for having kids?â
âBeing pregnant at your age will throw up all kinds of problems.â
âDear, you should rest more, for the babyâs sake.â
âPut that glass down! Youâre pregnant.â
âPut that out! Smoking is bad for the child!â
âPlease, try to eat a little healthier, for your babyâs sake.â
âDarling, I know cravings are hell, but you canât eat that.â
âPickles are not a good breakfast.â
âHey! Be careful, okay?â
âBut, if you have another baby, what will happen to me?â
âWhat if Iâm not good enough?â
âWhat if our child is born unwell?â
âWhat happens if our baby⌠yâknow⌠isnât born living?â
âNo, no, donât stress yourself. Think of the baby!â
âPlease, just try and think of the baby.â
âDearest, stop trying to do things to hurt the child.â
âIâve taken all the dangerous objects out of the house, so you canât try to hurt yourself or the baby again.â
âWhy are you doing this?! It is our child, stop being selfish!â
âIf you try and hurt yourself or our baby again, Iâll have to tie you up.â
âDonât you dare try to harm our child.â
âIf youâve lost our child because of your stupidity, I am going to be very angry.â
âWe should go to this class together.â
âOh my god, youâre pregnant too?â
âWhat if we have our babies at the same time?â
âOur babies could be like besties!â
âWhat if our babies become best friends? Wouldnât that be so adorable?â
âAw, your tummy is so big now.â
âYou look so fabulous today, youâre glowing, like some earthy fertility god/ess~â
âThanks for helping me out at the maternity section. Youâre so fashionable, even when youâre pregnant~â
âHey, I found out my baby is a boy/girl. Do you want the babygrows I bought?â
âAw man, I found out my child will be a girl/boy. Do you want these blankets/toys I bought?â
âHey, share some of that with me?â
âPregnancy buddies? Good idea~â
âLetâs compare stretchmarks~â
âOh my god, that happens to you too? I thought I was the only one!â
âI am so glad you understand what Iâm going through.â
âYour boobs are so huge.â
âYour boobs are quite nice, but I bet bras are so expensive for you right now.â
âStop squirming, I just want to feel your boobs/tummy.â
âAre you ticklish? Just let me touch~â
âYou felt them kicking? Can⌠can I feel?â
âYou felt them kicking?! Gross⌠â
âYou can feel them moving? Thatâs so weird.â
âYou can feel them moving? Thatâs so cool~â
âYour belly is so round!â
âAh, how cute~ Your boobs/belly are so sensitive now, huh?â
âOh wow, youâre like a goddess of motherhood.â
âHaha, you look like a whale.â
âYouâre bearing life, you look beautiful.â
âYouâre beautiful, all round with my child/ren~â
âYou donât look like a whale, or a pig. Youâre absolutely beautiful.â
âThey like the sound of my voice?â
âWait, they react to the sound of my voice? For real?â
âYou must be due any day.â
âDue any moment now, huh?â
âI canât wait to finally see him/her/them~â
âCan I touch your belly?â
âOh, dear. You do realise itâs going to hurt when you go into labour.â
âDid you pee yourself? What? Your waters are breaking?â
âYour waters broke? Oh, my god.â
âWe need to get you to a hospital.â
âYouâre going into labour? Shit! What do I do?!â
âYouâre going into labour. Right, just come here and lay down, itâll be fine.â
âFuck! Ow⌠I think you just broke my hand⌠â
âDear, could⌠could you loosen your grip a little⌠â
âI didnât think you could scream that loud⌠â
âI think my ears are bleeding⌠â
âIâm sorry, okay! Please stop cursing me out for knocking you up⌠â
âPlease stop yelling at me⌠Iâm sorry for making you go through this.â
âItâs okay, itâs okay. Youâre doing so well~â
âOh, jeez. What do I do?! Iâm not a midwife!â
âRight, just calm down, okay? Itâll only hurt for a bit.â
âLook on the bright side, at least after this youâll get to meet your child.â
âDonât worry~ I can help you, just relax.â
âWhat do you mean the babyâs coming now?â
âThe baby is coming now?! Itâs too early⌠â
âFinally. They sure took their time deciding to be born, huh?â
âOh, god. Stay with me, donât pass out!â
âItâs okay. Just breathe⌠and push.â
âKeep going! Youâre almost done.â
âI can see the head.â
âOh, gross⌠I should have stayed in the waiting room⌠â
âYouâre doing so well~ Just a few more pushes.â
âBreathe. Itâs going to be okay, the child will be okay.â
âJust take deep breathes⌠itâs gonna be okay.â
âAhh, our baby is coming~â
âOh my god, he/she is so cute!â
âTheyâre finally here⌠â
âH-hey⌠stay awake, please. Your child needs you.â
âAre you alright? The babyâs here.â
âOur child is here, love.â
âIâm so proud of you, you delivered our child.â
âYou look like hell.â
âHere, you need to give him/her the first milk.â
âYou should rest, itâs over now. Our baby is here, theyâre safe.â
âGood girl/boy, our child is so cute.â
âEw, why is it so⌠pink?â
âOh. My. God. Look at his/her little toes.â
âShe/he has some lungs on her/him.â
âAre babies supposed to be that pink?â
âBabies are actually⌠kinda ugly, arenât they?â
âHe/She kinda looks like a little alien⌠â
âDo all babies look like this when theyâre just born?â
âOh god, oh god, no⌠whatâs happening?â
âD-donât panic, but⌠the babyâs not doing so well.â
âDonât look, itâll be okay. He/She will be okay, I swear.â
âIâm so sorry, love⌠he/she didnât make it.â
âItâs all your fault. You didnât care for our baby and now theyâre gone.â
âHe/She is dead. How can this happen?â
âShhh, shh. It wasnât your fault.â
âThese things just happen. I donât blame you.â
âItâs not your fault, please donât blame yourself⌠â
âThis was all your fault. You didnât take good enough care and now our child is dead.â