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I am getting tired of people putting irrelevant things in x reader tags
âshe/her / female aligned dniâ thatâs not how any of this works!!!
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â Pairing: Yandere! Pantalone x Female! Reader
â Word Count: 1,9k+
â Warnings: -
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Once again, idk how old is he really or how old was he when he got rich, so just consider all of my harbinger works except maybe Childe as hcs.
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pantalone who finds youâve inherited your parentsâ bakeryâa quaint little thing, always struggling yet, having been in your family for generations, unable to be parted with. youâre a childhood friend, the weary ghost of a kind face who used to pass him warm bread bundled up in coarse muslin, daughter of a family with so very little who still gave what she could to the boy who had even less.
the first time he enters you put it all together. youâve always been a clever one, and the way your eyes light up with recognition as you greet him has him recalling just how fond heâd been of you in his youth. the warmth of your bread and the warmth of your smile are cut from the same cloth. he gives you all the mora he has on hand that first visit, more the next, and comes to bring along all manner of priceless gems and opulent jewelry to gift you if only just to watch your eyes widen in awe and then dart up to stare at him in doe-like astonishment.
(he finds himself disappointed whenever he returns to see your flour-covered apron the only adornment on your person, though he knows how foolish itâd be for you to wear his gifts openly, practically begging for trouble)
you always say he gives you too much. you ask how many times you have to tell him heâs repaid whatever he thinks he owes tenfold. he reaches out to brush soft, cold knuckles against your cheek and give you an indulgent smile as he replies, at least once more.
youâve certainly come to understand itâs never been about paying you back. someday soon, he thinks you know, he will no longer be satisfied by mere pastries and the brushing of knuckles.
someday soon heâll no longer be able to ignore his desire to see you in his bed draped in every lavish token of his affection he could possibly dream up.
The Visit
â Pairing:Â Yandere! Pantalone x Female! Reader
â Word Count: 1,6k+
â Warnings: -
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I thought Pantalone would be a beardy old man, and⊠well, Iâm not really wrong thankfully. He is old, probably ancient too. His smile reminds me of both Azul from twst and Ayato, but at least heâs the hottest among them imo.
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âș Â tw: mentions of physical violence. âș Â shared darling au, in which darling is shared between the harbingers.
darling says: i donât care for such material things like golds and silvers, pantalone.Â
⥠â yandere! pantalone
âmy, then what a privileged life you must lead.â he sneers. his tone is scathing and resentful; you can tell youâve struck a nerve. as if repulsed, he takes his hand from atop of the jewelry box extended to you only moments ago, laughing at the thought of having such privilege. what he wouldâve done if he lived a life like yours, the things he wouldnât have seen: the things he wouldnât have done.
âhow does my disinterest in material wealth translate to âleading a privilege lifeâ?â you scowl, waxing indignant. to make such assumptions when he hardly knows you, to accuse you of privilege when youâre trapped in this palace like a caged animal. what does he know?
pantalone still smiles, undeterred by the blatant contempt in your tone. normally, heâd smack such pride from your mouth, but this⊠side of you has piqued his interest in a way you should have avoided entirely.Â
âso upset over a mere observation.â he sighs, taking a step closer. your legs tell you to run, but you stand your ground; showing fear or regret will only prove his point. âi was merely thinking how wonderful it must be to not worry over that which most would kill for. youâve no idea how harsh this world truly is.â he grasps your chin harshly, applying such substantial force to your jaw that you fear the bone will shatter to pieces. âif not for my insistence, the fatui would have thrown you to the wolves long ago. how you would beg for golds and silvers then, when your only choice is to eat scraps from city gutters like a filthy mutt.â
the derision in his words stings, and you have to force your eyes to remain on him. how you wish to run far away in this moment; how you know you wonât get further than the surrounding forests.
âi have no interest in paupers who pretend theyâre above the rest of us.â he jeers, tilting his head to side in mock inquiry. âso choose, little gem. will you behave, or would you prefer to be thrown to the same wolves i saved you from?â
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The Scarlet Dress
Pantalone x Reader ; Genshin Impact ; Innuendos ; Not so fluffy
You're not sure how you became so unfortunate that you'd gotten roped into an affair as ridiculous as this; like an actor on the side wings of the stage, you were suddenly thrust into the spotlight. He came knocking with an offer you couldn't refuse, not because of the lavish reward he promised, but simply because you didn't have the right to decline a Harbinger.
"Surely there's someone else more suited for the position," you had tried to say regarding his behest that you personally accompany him to a social function with foreign dignitaries.
"Ah, my dear, would I have come to you if I had someone else in mind?" the Regrator had said in response, a playful lilt on his tongue. There wasn't much you could say after that seeing as he was your superior.
"Honestly," you sighed, "this is much too extravagant." You were an agent; not somebody's trophy wife, but regardless, handmaidens were polishing your skin like some kind of silver tea set, and a red dress with sheening satin hung beside the mirror you were staring at yourself in, the measurements suspiciously to your exact size. 'That bastard had planned this!'
"On the contrary, I find it quite fitting," you're not sure when he entered the room, but Pantalone was now leaning against the wall with his arms crossed and his signature foxy smile plastered on his face.Â
"Lord Pantalone, may I ask you something?" you began, irked.
"I get the feeling you're going to ask even without my permission."
You rolled your eyes, thankful you still had your mask to cover your expression, "What is it you're doing intruding on a woman's dressing room?"
Not missing a heartbeat, he said, "Why, I'm ensuring the proceedings of our agreement go according to plan."
"Yeah, agreement," you muttered. "Excuse my ignorance, but I was under the impression this was a...dignified function to further the Northland Bank's influence, so what is a dress like that doing in here?"
Said dress was a remarkable scarlet sunset with thin straps leading to a bodice that dipped just under the bust and two cut outs on either side to reveal slivers of your torso. Satin fabric fell off in loose waves all the way to the floor, except on the right side which would almost entirely expose your leg. It was the kind of dress to make an entrance in, not something a Fatui agent should be wearing.
"For you to wear, of course," but that's not what he really meant. 'For my own entertainment, of course,' you could practically see spilling out from that ever present smile.
"Regardless, I'm afraid it doesn't fit, so I do wonder what I shall wear now," the handmaiden filing your nails paused briefly; she was the one who helped you into the dress earlier that evening. Luckily, though, she chose to keep her mouth shut.
You didn't expect him to be so direct, "That's certainly odd; I had it tailored just last week."
You almost lost your composure, but caught yourself just in time, "My, I certainly have to ask: how did you have it measured?"
"That's a trade secret, though if you really want to know, I could always offer it to you for a certain price."
"Absolutely not."
"In that case, put the dress on. I can arrange for adjustments to be made," His confident smile betrayed not his thoughts, but you'd been acquainted with him for some time now, and you knew from that fact he ordered you to wear it he was well aware of how it fit.
You frowned, "Although it would be my pleasure to wear the dress you've oh-so-graciously gifted me, I fear I cannot undress myself in the presence of a man."
"Of course," he chuckled, preparing to leave. "Although, there would be no greater honor."
That sly bastard.
Once the door was fully shut and locked, you turned back to the handmaiden who was gathering the dress off the hanger. "You need not look so concerned; the fault is mine alone," you sighed.
She was hesitant to speak, "It is not my own safety that I fear."
"Well, if he had any intention of harming me he would have done so already. Come, let us get this over with," you beckoned as you loosened your clothes.
"Truly remarkable," the young girl breathed once she brought the zipper to the top. You couldn't disagree.
It was a perfect fit, as if the Regrator had personally sewn it on you, a rather uncomfortable notion. The girl helped you slip into the heels which were a soft nude adorned in glittering gold embellishments and painted a striking red on the bottom.
As much as you dreaded it, you couldn't stall any longer, and as you clipped the last hanging diamond into your ear, you said, "Please inform Lord Pantalone that we are finished."
"As you wish," the handmaiden scurried off.
You didn't turn to look at him as he entered, but you certainly felt his lingering gaze. His eyes which always seemed to be scheming were not dissuaded by your aloofness.
He clicked his tongue, "Daring to lie to a Harbinger? Oh, Y/n, this is exactly what makes you so irresistible."
You felt a shiver go down your spine, but you only looked backed at him when he gently grasped your hand. He peeled the ring off of his fifth finger and slid it onto yours; it was silver with intertwining purple markings, distinctly different from the other gold jewelry he had prepared.
 You were nervous to ask, "What is this for?"
"A sign to all of those at the party that you are mine and mine alone," his words cast away all doubt in your mind as to his intentions, yet, only when you were standing next to him on the balcony overlooking all the guests, it was the way his hand rubbed gentle circles on the small of your back that you truly felt your days of pretend freedom were over.
Handle With Care
My grasp on genshin characters is flimsy at best and âbased on a single animated trailerâ at worst. This is the second variant. If canon makes this fic unreadable in like, a week, I wonât be surprised. I hope you all nevertheless enjoy this fic :)
Part 2
Warnings: yandere! Capitano, unhealthy relationship dynamics, threat of violence, fantasy hierarchies, nsfw, female reader, marriage, very bad communication and misuse of power, 7k words
Gildendria only grew in very specific circumstances.
The acidity of the soil had to be just right, the margin of water the plant needed and could handle was very slim, and if any weeds were within a five feet radius, the plant immediately gave up and died. The only reason the flower even managed to survive the long toil of time was that there was a very specific species obsessed with the beautiful colours the flower made in bloom, namely humans.
Even the dried variant went for quite a lot, and you were once told that it was one of those flowers that annoyed florists all over the world since many people wanted a vase full of the flowers for their soiree but few actually realized the work needed to grow such a particular plant, instead complaining about the high costs and acting obnoxious.
Youâd always had a fondness for the colourful bloom, like many others, primarily because your mother had always placed them in your room on your birthday. Back then, youâd not realized the nostalgic sight had cost so much effort, so when you tried to recreate the sight by yourself, youâd been surprised to see the first batch die out nearly immediately.
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If I could, I would change my writing blog to be cooking themed, and I would be the chef, the writer, except through unsubtly veiled undertones this theme would refer to cooking meth and not food
poor old french man
dottoreâs kinks
featuring: dottore x afab!reader
warnings: cnc, dumbification, humiliation, degradation, sadism/masochism, fearplay, dom/sub, exhibitionism, knifeplay, use of the word âcunnyâ, this is all consensual but then again itâs dottore so read at your own risk
a/n: so i wasnât necessarily planning on making my first ever post here to be as questionable as writing for dottore but my villain fucker agenda prevails and this evil masked man has been on my mind⊠anyways i hope you all enjoy!
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Thinkin' about Modern!Zhongli, and how he would spend his retirement.
I mean, I can't be easy for him to adjust to a life so... carefree. He used to be so busy, so caught up with his growing enterprise and demanding clients and all the little, unimportant details he used to let himself waste hours of precious life over. He still worries, still finds himself lying awake at night, planning for an emergency he's not going to be the one to deal with, but he trusts Ningguang, and he has faith in Keqing, and he keeps himself busy, finds other ways to pass the time. He paints, birds and portraits and landscapes, whatever he can see from the balcony of his villa. He dabbles in art and literature, makes a habit of checking in with his successors, and sometimes, when a client can afford to pay for his time, he works as a consultant, offers his general expertise to those who ask for it. He has his hobbies, his work.
And, of course, he has you.
You used to be his secretary, he thinks, one of Ganyu's assistants, an intern just happy for the opportunity to work under the Morax, however many levels removed you would would've been from his side, if he hadn't been so fond of you. You were passionate, and smart, but you weren't cut out for that kind of thing, too timid and too naĂŻve to ever survive without someone without someone to take care of you. You're better off here, kept safe and locked away, where your only responsibilities are sitting back and letting him dote on you. You're better off with him.
He doesn't ask for much, as a lover, as a caretaker, just that you greet him with a smile and a kiss, that you wear the pretty clothes he's so thoughtfully laid out for you, that when he's patient enough to ask you to get on your knees, you don't throw a fit or claw at his thighs or act the way you used to, when he first brought you home, when you thought he was going to hurt you. You're still scared, but you're getting better. He doesn't have to hold your head in place as you gag around his cock, anymore, even if he still likes to run his fingers through your hair, over the back of your neck, and when you tilt your head back, when you look at him with those big, tear-filled eyes, he can't help but melt, just a little, just enough. He likes it, when you look as soft as he knows you are.
He doesn't have to tie you down, anymore, even if you still snap at his neck and scratch at his chest, even if he has to threaten to, every now and then, just to make sure you don't hurt yourself. You still don't like letting him touch you, letting him pull you into his lap, letting him watch you squirm and writhe and cling to his chest, when you finally wear yourself out and lose the will to do anything but buck and grind into his hand, but you tolerate it, and you don't thrash, anymore, or fight, or whine about the family you miss, all the little friends he couldn't trust with you. You come when he calls you, let him spend the slow hours of the morning in between your legs, and on the days where time seems to lull and he can fully embrace the comfort of his current lifestyle, he's content to spend the entire day in your bed, his arm wrapped around your waist and your face tucked into the crook of the neck, your tears still drying on his skin. He's earned this. He's worked hard, built his fortune, and he's earned this. He wants this.
He wants to spend the rest of his life with you, and he doesn't really care if you don't want to spend the rest of your life with him.