What’s the faggiest thing you’ve done?
Hello Sir, thank you for your question. This filthy inferior depraved fag often visits the restrooms of Home Depot and Lowe's, that are frequented by superior alpha men.
It goes there during peak hours, with its pathetic fag clit locked, stocked with poppers. It locks itself inside one of the middle stalls, gets completely naked, huffs poppers and goons for hours to the superior alpha men who use the urinals and toilets. It feels especially depraved when the stalls on either side of it are occupied.
When the restrooms are empty, it goes out to the freshly used urinals, while still naked, and licks their piss drops and pubic hairs off the rim of the urinals. If lucky, it finds piss soaked gum spit into the urinals and left there by superior men.
One time, it went early in the day to its nearest Home Depot, and clogged the most used urinal with toilet paper, and then left a piece of gum stuck to it. It went back back late in the afternoon to find the clogged urinal filled with hot yellow man piss, and the piece of gum still stuck there. It got naked in one of the stalls, fried its fag brains on poppers, and at every opportunity it got, darted out to slurp the fresh alpha piss left in the clogged urinal. Once it had its fair share of dirty man piss, it picked up the gum soaked in hot salty piss, and chewed on it for hours, savoring the taste and the stink of alpha piss. It plans to do it again at a different Home Depot soon.
