hi.

Pat / 31 / gay for ethical reasons

[markadoo]

Why is “barely legal” pornography always about age? I think they should experiment with teetering on other types of illegality. For example, they could film just outside of a restricted military area.

[valentines-wolf]

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[mrsterlingeverything]

Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

[mousemilf]

dont worry abt it, you just keep reading your lines and well take care of the rest. you'll be a star.

[mrsterlingeverything]

Ill be a star

[benzeneteen]

i wish i was a cishet guy so that i could start a podcast and go to the gym and allow that to fulfill me spiritually. but instead i have these visions

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[deathwarlock]

when she does anything to it at all

[grubloved]

[nerdjpg]

Oh that two year gap on my resume was when I was the architect of my own hell

[beardedmrbean]

[dugaodna]

sometimes I'll reblog a funny post I don't even relate to because. whatever. I'm a girl and I love having my screen brightness at 200% always but that's not gonna stop me reblogging a post like 'im a boy who loves to turn down the screen brightness' because I am open and accepting of all of life's viewpoints by nature. do I make sense

[transgirl-link]

Somebody has learned I was keeping the paper towels on top of the fridge and then taught herself to jump on top of my cabinets so my paper towels are no longer safe

[transgirl-link]

[inthefallofasparrow]

[cannibalchicken]

[greelin]

pros of putting laundry away immediately after it is dry

less wrinkles

yayyyy organization

it is done

cons

right now you have to do it. Right fucking now. nightmare world hell on earth torture realm pain and suffering and carnage

[rainbow-femme]

The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

[rainbow-femme]

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

I know deer are like 500 pounds of muscle but they LOOK like they're hollow. I should be able to knock on a deer and hear a metallic echo. that's what God intended but something went wrong

[postoctobrist]

YOU are a neurotypical cisgender woman. going about with your latte and such

[obediently] I am a neurotypical cisgender woman. Going about with my latte and such

[evergreen-femme]

new worksona brainwashing mantra just dropped

[piscesxmoon]

every time my bf says “for the time being” i respond with “for the time bean” and then we say “all hail the time bean” and carry on the conversation like nothing happened

[charlesoberonn]

[bwooom]

STUPID HIGHLY SPECIFIC GRIPE

(and of course the only time this ISNT an issue is on MOBILE)

[transbeckett]