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@failedlarrypredictions
Wait it’s June 3 😳 Wasn’t Harry’s Home supposed to drop today? The ACTUAL non-stunt album where Hazza would finally confess his undying love to Loubear. Harry’s House was the last phase of the stunt, the real album is Harry’s Home
Harry on Stern is where it will literally finally end.
ok this is an old ask but lol since it (of course) didn't end. lol.
stunttalk.)tumblr.)com/post/681507553320058880/okay-so-2020-the-hot-mess-that-is-celebtm-gave i think at this point they could survive on the dopamine hit of imagining larry being real (and how they were right all along, plus an invite to the wedding!) for years to come 😨
[Archive Link] Posted April 14, 2022. 210 notes.
"Here's how tR*** could still win in 2020" vibes strong.
Can I just go ahead and point out that this fantasy is the exact same fantasy that has existed since Freddie was born? Go ahead, check the archives, it's all there. Nothing is new here. "Where [OP's] head is right now" is the same place it's been since 2016. They don't even change up the homework after borrowing it anymore.
Like, it's sad, but it's also boring.
they really put a notification for the sun cause they thought bbg is ending cause harry’s home tweet about sun lol https://lovingstheantidote.tumblr.com/post/679807500108824576
https://awesomefringey.tumblr.com/post/679817039650701312/if-we-go-by-the-369-were-days-theory-then-maybe
So has Louis now announced he’s not a father orrrrrrr is reality plodding on 🧐??
[archive 1]
[archive 2]
What is their reasoning there would be a sudden DNA test when Freddie is 6, nearly 7 years old, for this child who is an exact replica of Louis. He is nearly identical to Louis, even if their claim is Briana would randomly confess to sleeping with another man around the time and 7 years later has her doubts. Freddie is identical to Louis, to the point they claim they’re photoshopping pictures with Louis face.
Here's the big secret many larries won't tell you (this means you too, little larries): a lot of larries understand by now that this isn't really plausible. They just don't have any way out. What would they do with themselves? What have they put their time into for 10 years?
All they have is a hope they renew every 3-6 months to buy themselves more time in this fandom they constantly state sucks and isn't fun.
“My feel is like they [BG and Elounor] will end after tour”
[Source][Archive 1][Archive 2]
29 notes. February 14, 2022.
So many little gems in this one.
* “It’s for the fanbase” (you’ll note that no conspiracy theorist can let go of this, even if they try to imagine that larry isn’t real - they just decide that Harry and Louis are maliciously trolling them instead. They cannot abide the idea that they do not figure prominently in these people’s minds and plans)
* “to remind them” - oh, but I thought larries thought “the fanbase” only consisted of larries? “The fanbase” is now non-larries? I didn’t forget Louis had a son or girlfriend. His whole album is about his girlfriend, and he just wished his son a happy birthday on his Twitter which has tens of millions of followers. It was less than a month ago, there was a whole thing. Did YOU forget? I didn’t forget.
[They’re calling this a “reappearance,” like... Christmas was less than 2 months ago. We know time is meaningless for conspiracy theorists, but yikes, you can watch the retention issues manifest in real-time with them.]
* Only straight men have girlfriends now? Only straight men have children now? Perpetual casual biphobia. Perpetually revolting.
* “Maybe the plan is for a dramatic breakup with Eleanor” - Dear readers, what happened the last time Louis and Eleanor broke up?
* “...DNA test where SHOCKINGLY [emphasis mine] he discovers Freddie is not his. He’s heartbroken but he’ll focus on his music career for now and BOOM [again, emphasis mine] LT2 comes out” - This is the most delusional part. They’d like to imagine Louis disowns his by-this-time nearly-7-year-old son (it’s after the tour!) and he’s just gonna focus on his music career and drop an album and nobody’s going to talk about this, huh? Or is he going to exploit the disowning of his son as promo for his album? Good citizen, right? Well-meaning lad, right?
* “When he’s ready and it doesn’t draw attention to Harry, he’ll come out” - omg no, no, no, THIS is the most delusional part! Larries out there trending this shit in the mentions of every person who has ever encountered either man for 11 years, but Louis is going to come out and Harry will not feature into ANY of the attention for it. Maybe they should all delete right now if they want that to happen?
* “There has to be a reason” because I’m a conspiracy theorist and have to imbue everything with meaning in this cruel chaotic universe that doesn’t center me or my feelings - yeah, we know.
But enough of that anon, who at least acknowledges that their take is delusional (well done; everything after that is embarrassing though). Back to doll lady’s commentary on this, in the title: How reliable would one say her “feels” have been in the past? Refer to this blog.
If my gut were that wrong that consistently, I’d... try something different.
The following list, is a comprehensive (yet incomplete) list of all the times the PR blogs were 100% convinced Harry and Olivia had broken up/were breaking up:
In January 2021 (right after the pics came out), because we didn’t see them together for a while.
In March 2021 because Harry didn’t fly back to London the second the Grammys ended
In May 2021 because he was filming My Policeman and Olivia would be jealous of Emma
In June 2021 because they spent three weeks apart while Harry filmed My Policeman and Olivia was with her kids in NYC
In July because (even though they were both in LA and we didn’t see either of them) they weren’t seen together
They predicted they would break up during tour. Also Harry would cheat because of course they would think that
In October 2021 when Olivia wasn’t seen (but was probably there anyway) at the first two MSG shows, despite the fact that her family was there
In October 2021 (again) because she went to Harry’s Boston show but she didn’t go to Atlanta
In October 2021 (yes, AGAIN!) because she went to the first Harryween but not the second one (because she spent actual Halloween with her kids, but she’s also somehow a terrible mother)
In November 2021 because Harry walked into the Sony offices wearing one of Olivia’s hats and holding the other one in his hand. Somehow they convinced themselves that he was angry and he threw her hat in the office
In November 2021 because Olivia skipped the week she usually took to see his shows to finish the sound mix for DWD in NYC (she even posted about it) (doubly funny was that up until that point they pretended they didn’t know she did a week with Harry and a week with the kids and acted like she was a terrible mom who was never with her children. Then suddenly they seemed to understand it for this specific occasion. Don’t worry they’ll forget again soon)
In November 2021 (yes AGAIN) because Olivia didn’t go to the first two LA shows, despite the fact that we knew she had the kids with her and the shows were on school nights and ended at 10.30 PM. They also acted like the kids weren’t there for the third show (they were)
In December 2021 when we found out Harry was in London and Olivia in LA. Then Olivia wore his merch and they got mad at her for ruining their breakup fantasy
In December 2021 (yes… yes again), when they were convinced they wouldn’t spend Christmas together
In January 2022, because we didn’t see them together (and barely saw them apart, too. We just… didn’t see them).
Bonus: prediction that it will happen “soon” or “for DWD promo” or “right after DWD promo”. And if they’re still together at that point they’ll just say it’s for award season. And after award season it’ll be for HS3 tour. And after that….
And yet they keep thinking they're doing something lol
The word “thoughts” is doing a LOT of heavy lifting in that handle there.
[Remind me in 11 days]
I know they’re not even really trying: the replies read more like a prayer circle. This is not based on any piece of information or knowledge that has any basis in the real world.
It’s just that “larry looks so long dead that we HAVE to be winning..... we HAVE to be.” State of Larrie in January 2022.
skepticalarrie tumblr com/post/665805414319964160 October 2021 larries saying Louis is wearing a tshirt that says End it now about what larries call babygate
Oh, you know, sure. Just in time for the anniversary of the October 22, 2020 "IT'S LITERALLY ENDING" party! How cute.
https://failedlarrypredictions.tumblr.com/post/632724652346818560/will-not-today-shit-larries-say
Oh and just for a further trip down memory lane:
https://failedlarrypredictions.tumblr.com/post/186244536042/a-bunch-of-times-louis-wore-skulls-and-larries
https://failedlarrypredictions.tumblr.com/post/171905584672/lululawrencetumblrcompost140861995593this#notes
And how about this: https://failedlarrypredictions.tumblr.com/tagged/failed-bg-ending-predictions
Happy it's literally ending again day!
https://saintqueer.tumblr.com/post/665762862509293568/turns-out-annas-was-with-louis-yesterday-in-the
They need help.
Can we not with the somewhat ablest comments in the anons though? It's perfectly easy to just say 'wow this comment was really strange/lacking rationality/very odd/shows conspiratorial thinking', you know?
But yes, as I already said, it's almost humorous to watch larries repeat this cycle of 'omfg x thing happened, its ending its a sign' and then several months later when nothing has changed, claim they've been gaslit or baited. Which is what will happen here, once again. As it has for over ten years.
Need we be reminded that babygate has been 'predicted' to end about 500 different times and simply...hasn't? And never will.
The fascinating thing, is their lack of logic around Annas. They think he was this guy hired to turn Louis into a tabloid headline and introduce fans to the concept of Briana. Which is fascinating, considering this is supposedly a top secret conspiracy and they hired a guy to draw in fan attention by...putting out tweets to attract fans to nightclubs? If this was an airtight plan, wouldn't they have, you know, used their own employees to take 'candids' of Louis and Briana inside venues to make sure they were taken, sent them into UAs from burner accounts etc? Like....? They really think Sony employed an 'event promoter' who has about 5 followers on instagram originally to execute the first stage of their top secret plan, by using an entirely unsure and not subtle method? For a top secret baby conspiracy? They really think they gave the thumbs up for a co conspirator to post public tweets to 'draw attention' and get media interest...for their super illegal top secret baby scheme? Rather than...calling the paps privately and using their own employees to get candid pictures inside venues? Fascinating.
Anyway so they now think things are 'ending' because Annas hung out with Louis (which he's done many times before, and with Niall and Liam etc). Which again, lacks any logic because wasn't the last time we saw Annas when the fandom thought he was setting up babygate? So wouldn't it be logical to think that another appearance of him, if you think that was his role, is to do something similar? Why would you assume he is dismantling anything? His presence isn't needed.
(It's almost like he and Louis are in the same broader circle and just hung out or something).
And 'Eleanor wasn't there' yeah, but she was with his family for an intimate dinner a week ago because she's his partner. He was having a lads night!
i haven't looked at this blog in years. they're STILL at it?? surely they have to give up at some point, right? right?
Unfortunately, there will always be conspiracy theorists, until the heat death of the universe. But there will also always be people to make fun of them, so there's that, which is nice.
[real talk: there are a lot fewer of them than ever, but they will never be completely gone, even if they're just replaced by new CTs later]
saintqueer*tumblr*com/post/662776381087858688/i-100-believe-its-ending-this-year-because-of
(X) 31 notes, September 19, 2021. Man, they aren't even really trying, are they? Trying to link it to an event that occurred months ago, admitting they were wrong that it didn't *** ** at that time, but still "ONE HUNDRED PERCENT" sure.
Meanwhile, blogger admits to further failures in predictions. Meanwhile, life continues apace for all involved.
I kind of .... love this post. Hashtag larries posting their Ls 2021.
https://louisshomesharry.tumblr.com/post/640962124936511488/so-youre-telling-me-on-the-3rd-of-august-2015
January 21, 2021, and feverishly being reblogged now. 630 notes and counting, so they really need this W. What even are they talking about with this confirmation? Who knows, as there's no source provided of course, and this larrie claims no insider knowledge. Just bakers doing baker things. Can't wait for nothing to happen and this never to be addressed again!
Oh, my B, they got this one! Something sure did happen!
https://louisshomesharry.tumblr.com/post/640962124936511488/so-youre-telling-me-on-the-3rd-of-august-2015
January 21, 2021, and feverishly being reblogged now. 630 notes and counting, so they really need this W. What even are they talking about with this confirmation? Who knows, as there's no source provided of course, and this larrie claims no insider knowledge. Just bakers doing baker things. Can't wait for nothing to happen and this never to be addressed again!
Have you seen the theory on 369?
I have and I think it’s absolutely hilarious.
Let’s go through some of their points:
- ‘369 is very close to 365 which is the amount of days in a year so it’s probably a date’. This made me lol. They’d probably say any number between 350-400 is ‘close to 365 and therefore a date’. There is literally no logical reason to assume 369 represents a specific date and their reasoning is ‘well it’s almost a year I guess?’ If he dropped merch labelled 42, they’d also think the ‘day’ was in 42 days. It’s how their brains work, unfortunately.
- ‘Isn’t it weird that Louis didn’t announce his new label right away?’ No? He literally told us his livestream barely had a team behind it, which suggests he was in a legitimate ‘I’m floating around waiting to make a decision’ period.
- ‘Being allowed to announce a new label one year and four days after leaving Sony sounds reasonable.’ No, it doesn’t. One year? Sure. A contract that said ‘actually we need you to be in a holding period for exactly one year and four days’ - no. They are ignoring how silly that sounds to try and fit their theory onto the number.
- ‘July 15th is one day after July 14th which was when the pregnancy was first announced a half decade ago’. The Rosetta Stone was found on the 15th of July in the 1700s, maybe he’s referencing that lol. Again, apparently they think a) it’s definitely a date (for no reason) and then assume that b) it must be about Freddie and c) that’s proven by 369 days from Louis announcing the Syco thing (again, an assumption re the starting point of date counting) being near the date of the first pregnancy talk? Wow, what an air tight theory you have there. Why not assume that it’s 369 days from his livestream? Or his ‘faith in the future’ tweet? Oh, because it doesn’t fit a theory?
- ‘This number must mean something to him’ duh? Why you’re assuming that something is ‘my baby is fake’ is beyond the comprehension of normal people. 28 clearly means something to him too and larries have pretended it’s about them for years, to no avail. Nikola Tesla was obsessed with 369, should we ask his corpse if Sony closeted him?
- ‘It’s just a theory they can’t all come true’: Larries have accurately predicted literally one to two things in their ten years of throwing numbers and colours at a wall and hoping they stick. Larries constantly theorised based on the significance of dates, tweets, numbers and literally never get it right. They pretend the ‘dagger’ was this amazing prediction when it was only one of the many predicted ‘next tattoos’ - meaning them assuming they ‘got it right’ is the Texas Sharp Shooter fallacy.
I must once again ask you to question the rationality of people who have spent ten years thinking numbers are secret communications from a boyband member. These are not okay people.
(XX) April 27, 2021. 127 notes.
Just under the wire for consideration for It’s Literally Ending March 2021 (v.6!)
(X and X). March 21, 2021. 18 notes. "i think everyone can feel it not just larries but antis and fred [sic] stans [sic] and elk [sic] stans etc etc etc”
I’m sorry, WHAT are we feeling, again?
“it’s like the silence before a storm” - well, I’ve certainly never heard terminology like that before in the intervening three months.
Can we just appreciate a) the inability to process that nothing is happening because nothing is happening (I mean Harry just went to the grammys and won a grammy like I don’t go here much anymore but I hear that’s big if true? but go off?) and b) that “fandom is going crazy” is an indirect to the larrie-critique-in-progress so c) they are literally demanding a distraction from the uncomfy feelings they are being made to feel.
Might as well fantasize that “ITS [sic] coming.” Clutch that blanket!
“Louis isn’t tied to Simon Cowell anymore”. I want this here to see how their excuses for Louis’ lack of a coming out announcement via twitter, plus the denouncement of his son develop from now on. Seeing as Simon has no ties to Louis and his career any longer.
