wait dude speaking of autism
last year a therapist told me it was over and i should basically give up and opt for medically assisted suicide
and then i went to a doctor and she gave me a book on intersectional feminism and how acknowledging your privilege will help you unmask
and then the other one treated me like i was insane cuz i "didnt do my homework"
bitch i dont know anything about this disease. i met an autist once and he said he wanted to be treated like a normal person so i refused to learn about it so i could. im so kind.
wtf do you mean "spoons" and "safe food". sorry i didnt come SHOPPING. mf i didnt even believe them
and also i hate the sound of "spoons" as a system. sounds stupid. lets call it "dildos". then its easier to think in terms of how many you can shove up your ass
"sorry i cant go out today, ive used too many dildos and i need to recover"
doesnt that sound much better.
oh yeah and then there was the doctor that kept telling me to drop out of school and quit my job or ill never recover,
so naturally i got rid of her and didnt listen at all
and then there was the one trying to convince me its ok to throw away food because of arfid BITCH IM POOR
jokes on her ice in your mouth numbs everything. taste and texture
is problem solving illegal or like does nick shirley need to look into this...?
california isnt all that bad just so long as you never talk to anyone here
i dont even know what im complaining about.
my housemate in undergrad that kept trying to abuse me for some reason said i was autistic because i was being mean to her when i didnt mean to.
but i meant to because i hated her.
bro my entire life whenever anyone has ever brought up autism for me, it was always for the wrong reasons. and the reason was my personality.
so im like from the asian academic hungergames right. so i got a bunch of easy grammar questions wrong on the SAT prep and i was humiliated becuase ive never gotten 30% correct in grammar. im always at like 90+%. so i started crying because i was like damn wtf am i genuinely illiterate? how could this happen to me. am i cooked?
and this dude goes up to my parents like "i think your daughter might be autistic. shes having a meltdown." MELTDOWN?
a 4.2 weighted/ 3.9 unweighted GPA with a 1500 SAT gets you put in the top 35% of my highschool
and colleges admit by a certain top percentage OF YOUR OWN SCHOOL
you see where im heading with this? are you kidding bro. cmon. that was a perfectly reasonable crying session.
2 weeks before the SAT mind you. who wouldnt?
so there was that instance. then there was my housemate in college.
she was also on some mad cope.
then there was a dude who said alhaitham is autistic and i speak like him so i must be autistic and i was like
WHAT. ok WHO told you alhaitham is autistic? firstly, thats a HEADCANON. you can argue implied. its....plausibly implied i must admit so i was a bit wrong. but still. it could just be his personality. everything described about him WAS just his personality. "he makes a lot of dry remarks and hes very antisocial" ASOCIAL!!!! HES ASOCIAL DONT SLANDER MY GOAT
point is. no, fuck you. wrong reason to "right" answer is actually wrong answer
i dont give my students partial credit for that.
all the while,
i constantly attract social outcasts which is fine until they want to kinda lwk radicalize me against normal people
like whatever. i dont care unless the person is like, actively antisocial. like beating kids up on the playground and then upset they have no friends. thats a little fucked. but if its not that like whatever sure ill hang out with you. i feel bad when people are lonely ok. makes me a little sad. mildly.
so im prone to being a little soft sometimes. and then i find out that person isnt a terrorist not because they dont want to be, but because they were too cowardly to do it alone.
no mf im not going to form a cult with you and harass normal people. who even said i was on your side?
"youre just like me" NO!!!!! all the similarities are SUPERFICIAL!!!! nobody takes you seriously, nobody takes me seriously. but the DIFFERENCE IS I DONT CARE.
ive actually been like
buttered up for that. almost every time. starting with the "nobody gets me. you get me. nobody gets us. we get eachother. youre just like me. i finally have someone like me. we're so similar. dont you resent those people for your life"
ok ok ok buddy now youre molesting me with your words back off a bit.
shoving the projection like a cock down my throat is crazy
and then on the flipside
my grad housemate that confused lobotomies for autism. "if youre autistic, how do you have motor function" excuse me
and then she started larping autism so i said "oh no! you didnt keep a distance so you mightve gotten infected" and then she quarantined in her room for a week and stopped larping
holy shit. thats basically like kicking a toddler down the stairs. dont make me feel guilty for that (i feel a little guilty, i didnt know she was genuinely stupid)
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