FT Things

Very gay Buff Erza is the best Mashima is gross She/her Aro/Ace

[goodbye-friends36293-deactivate]

Gender abolition, but make it:

clothes sorted by body shape and style, instead of gender

removing unnecessary gender markers from non-medical documents like a driver's license

genderless bathrooms where the stalls have floor-to-ceiling walls for privacy

abolishing gendered toys, colors, professions, hobbies, etc.

they/them as the default if you don't know someone

And NOT:

trans and non-binary people being barred from identifying with and expressing their gender

[wonderingwhereiam]

Things that don't make you any less trans

Being gender nonconforming

Using multiple sets of pronouns

Being nonbinary

Your sexuality/romantic orientation

Not having deliberating dysphoria

Being nondysphoric

Not being able to transition

Not wanting to transition

Using multiple labels to describe your gender identity

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[umbrellanumber5-deactivated2021]

I feel so called out

[fairy-tail-tings]

Yes the strings, they were always soaked, still are.

[astraldemise]

"for men" "for women" actually its for me

[astraldemise]

"mens section" "womens section" im more of a clearance section kind of bitch

[crittizen]

Gender 50% off

[fairy-tail-tings]

Levy: is there anything better than pussy?

Levy: yes!

Levy: a really good book.

[gajeelenjoyer]

With how low FT iz now, catboy Gajeel would be a huge improvement

God please give me catboy arc I just wanna see this motherfucker with the ears,

[gajeelenjoyer]

INCREDIBLY low effort catboy

[crystallos-sol]

I love knowing that Fairy Tail members pass out literally anywhere. A bench? Hell yeah. Another guild member? Yes absolutely. The floor???? Duh bitch. A whole fucking table? Yes haven't you ever napped on a table? No? Damn you are missing out.

Chaotic dumbasses.

[okerii]

AU where my children don’t lose their parental figures -_- 

[lesbiansanemi]

Listen, listen, the only design I will ever accept for adult Wendy, is super super fucking tall, like one of the tallest in the guild, I’m talking like six foot, but her body type does not change at all. She is as lanky and stick straight as ever, no curves, flat chest, just tall and lanky with the wiriest most toned buffness you have ever seen

[lesbiansanemi]

Natsu is so ace, Cana is so bi, Freed is so gay, and Kagura is such a lesbian that even my cishet dudebro friend agrees, and that’s how I know for sure that they’re all queer

[phoenix-before-the-flame]

Wendy is a kid with powers and you mean to tell me she never once screwed around with them?

Absolute blasphemy

[lesbiansanemi]

Listen, I 100% headcanon Natsu as being an enby, however… the dude is completely unaware of this fact, purely because he’s not gonna think about it for longer than two seconds. But like… if for some reason everyone just started calling him a girl one day, he would not care. Likely be a little baffled, but he would absolutely just go with it. 

[transed-deactivated20210424]

i never see enough tips for trans women/transfem people so. here’s a video that came up about tucking :] (don’t worry she doesn’t use tape at all despite the thumbnail)

[fruitycherry-deactivated2020102]

TRANSCRIPT:

*rips tape*

“How to tuck for trans Male to Female, or if you’re just really curious.

First, take that fancy-dancy duct tape, that electrical tape, that athletic tape and... 

*throws it into a bin with an audible thud*

throw that shit in the trash!

It kinda works, but for the most part it frickin’ hurts, you gotta shave all the time and it’s really bad for your skin.

Instead, go to Walmart, get yourself a pair of high-waisted tights, and a pair of dr scholl's travel compression socks.

*tears packet for high-waisted tights*

Cut the waistband out of your tights, like so.

*tears sock pack with teeth*

You’re gonna take your socks, and cut to right about... here. Then you get this cool little cuff.

Feed waistband into said cuff.

Step into each loop of the cuff. Your thingy should lay nicely in the cuff. Pull up, put on a pair of cute panties and some shorts, and it’s like you never even had a penis!

[transed-deactivated20210424]

thank you so much for a transcript it completely slipped my mind :]

[crowtoed]

#DO get some soft socks tho if ur sensitive#and like u know#watch for ingredience#i have a friend who straight up got hives cuz she's a dummy and#she forgot that she was allergic to polyester @beetlemancy​ , your tags were so informative and they might save a life or a thigh.

[mdelpin]

Erza to Wendy: We don’t use bad words in this guild.

Natsu, in the distance: THAT’S BULLSHIT ERZA AND YOU FUCKING KNOW IT

[fairytail-incorrectquotes]

Bickslow: I wouldn’t worry about the election, people can be impeached or assassinated.

Evergreen: The Secret Service is going to watch you now.

Bickslow: They’re gonna watch me binge eat in my underwear.