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@fairy-yokai
constantly torn between āi wish i was normalā and āi want to get weirderā
really appreciating all the people encouraging me to listen to the second voice i will keep you all in mind
This is something I think we all just have to spend our lives learning in order to become those liberated old people that just don't give a fuck. If we're lucky enough.
āi canāt do this anymoreā says a girl who is not only going to do it but do it well
Me: I miss him š„ŗ
My friends: It's been 4 days!
Me: so?
Them: You've known him for like,...3 weeks-
Me: š„¹š„¹š„¹
from the football field from across the street:
Voice 1: I LOVE YOUUUUš¹
Voice 2: nooo!!! NOOOO~
More voices: *screaming*
Me: sounds like the game is going well
friends that match my energy when I'm excited about a niche interest >
I love when chishets are like: THE GAY AGENDA-
Like hun the only agenda I have is smooching some cute people and eating good food.
Fuck Off Oil (BanishingĀ Oil)
Sometimes, just sayingĀ āfuck offā doesnāt quite do the trick. Whether itās unsatisfying or doesnāt repel the asshole youāre trying to get rid of, it might be time to pull out the big guns.
This banishing oil is a revamped version of an oil I made for an old friend many years ago. The original purpose was to rid her home of a nasty invasive spirit and then keep it away, since it had already been banished and returned a few times. She used it to anoint her mirrors, windows, doors, and even herself, followed by a large black pillar candle coated in more of the oil and burned every day until it was just a lump of wax.
It worked perfectly for her purposes, so I have taken that old recipe and recreated it in my current style for my current needs. If you saw my earlier rant post, then you know what this is for. If not, thatās okay - just know that someone has tested my patience and taken advantage of my kindness, and now they should kindly fuck off forever.
Like most of my spells and spell ingredients, this oil is 100% edibleā¦ and pretty tasty! See my notes below for ideas on how to use it.
Ingredients:
Oil of Your Choice (I used olive oil because itās what was in my cabinet)
Salt
Pepper
Red Chili Flakes
Smoked Paprika
Garlic, minced
Onion Powder
Oregano, dried
Caraway Seeds
Coriander
Bay Leaf
A Jar or Bottle
Instructions:
Measure how much oil you will need to fill your jar or bottle of choice. You can pour the oil into a bowl or use a measuring cup to both measure and mix your oil, which is what I did. Fewer dishes to wash at the end!
Add each of your ingredients, one at a time, to the oil. Leave the bay leaf for last, and see step 3. I added the ingredients in the order that they are listed, but you can do them in whatever order suits you best. Be sure to give each a purpose tied back to the person, spirit, or other bothersome creature you are banishing (some ingredients have protective properties; see my note below for how I assigned a purpose to each).
Stir your mixture well. Really whip it. Beat the hell out of it. Etc.
Bay leaves are often used in wish magic or as vehicles for sigils. For our purposes, hold the leaf with both hands and stare at it hard. Think of the person, spirit, or thing you are banishing. Whisper or shout your desire to keep them away from you, adding any specifics you like. Stuff the leaf into your jar or bottle whole.
Pour your mixture into the jar or bottle over the bay leaf. Be sure to get all of the bits of garlic in there.
Cap the jar or bottle and give it a good shake. I recommend letting it sit and infuse for a few days to get a really good flavor going, but you can use it immediately if you want. Just be sure to shake it well to charge it before use.
This oil is good for up to six months, though it may last longer. Keep an eye on it; if it forms mold, throw it away immediately. Keep your jar or bottle in a cool, dark space. Refrigeration is optional, but itāll last longer if you keep it in the fridge.
Notes:
As with most oils, there are many uses for this recipe. It can be either a spell on its own, or you can create it to be a component in another spell. Or both! Both is good.
I like to use this to cook vegetables like brussels sprouts, asparagus, and potatoes, but you could also use it in a stir fry or to cook meats. This oil also makes for a very pleasant salad dressing when mixed with red wine vinegar or apple cider vinegar. It would be both funny and effective to feed a Fuck Off Salad to your target. If you want to do this, I recommend making it extra spicy, especially if they hate spice and youāre feeling especially vindictive.
If youāre not looking to eat this oil in some way, you can also use it to anoint candles for a banishing spell. Or, if you want to get a little more involved, you can submerge a taglock or poppet in the oil to symbolize the person you are repelling. This would be a great way to continuously banish someone or something if they keep trying to return. Plus, it can have the added benefit of beingā¦ uncomfortableĀ for the target.
Here are the purposes I assigned to each ingredient; feel free to use these or come up with your own based off your own experiences:
Salt - Protect the caster during the creation and use of the oil, repel bad vibes and start the process of cleansing
Pepper - First line of fuck off; give a reason or a particular attribute that you want gone, such as āaggressionā and ālyingā
Chili flakes - Second line of fuck off, this time with āØspiceāØ; I assigned āthreatsā and ārancid vibesā to this ingredient
Garlic - Third line of fuck off; protection against further nonsense, repelling them from contacting me
Onion - Keeping away pests; I use the layers of the onion to symbolize the layers of āfuck offā in the oil and reinforce each one
Oregano - Now comes the part where we protect ourselves from the offending partyās possible retaliation! This is protection from backlash and luck for the success of the spell. This has extra power for me, since my mom grew this oregano and is superbly pissed about someone threatening her kids!
Caraway seeds - Boosting my convictions and inner power, preventing the spell from backfiring on me (the target(s) are also witches, so this was very important to include!)
Coriander - Personal protection against further nonsense, cementing this oil as a line of self-defense
If you use this oil in a spell, let me know how you liked it, if you made any substitutions, and/or how it worked for you!
Happy Banishing, Witches!
microdosing on self care by being on tumblr and seeing posts that romanticize every tiny aspect of my life
Sometimes I am asked are you okay???
The answer is:
Oh no absolutely not but damn I look good in earthy colours-
Bruh what if we lived together š³š³š³and had a gardenš³š³š³š³
I got new shoes and I swear they are purple
Hey Goblins, uh
Did you know, that you can make an AWESOME journal for your adventures ALL ON YOUR OWN from a cereal box and paper/scraps that you likely have at home/can get from friends or family/you may find around your environment?
Theyāre called Junk Journals and theyāre my entire life.
Im gonna do my best to walk you through how to make one! First, get you a mini cereal box! I use boxes from those cool multipacks of cereal that you can find at Walmart!
And then cut it out so it looks like this! (I already had one cut, so Iām gonna use that)
That ānutrition factsā side is gone become your spine!
Next, find some paper to use to decorate your cover! I was lucky enough to be gifted a bunch of scrapbooking paper, so Iām gonna use that, but you can also use newspaper, paper from books/magazines, junk mail, napkins, paper towels (excellent texture), etc!
Go ahead and glue that paper to your box (to cover the cereal logo) and cut it out! Itāll look like this;
Next you need to find your pages! Again these can be anything! Junk mail, envelopes, receipts, food wrappers, magazine/book pages, scrapbook paper, computer paper, construction paper, ANYTHING. Just grab a whole bunch!
Youāre gonna want to fold them in half and cut them to the size of one of the covers of your box, and layer other pages inside of it to make your signatures, like this!
Each signature should be about 7-10 pages. You donāt want them too thick, otherwise the inner pages start sticking out when folded in half. Youāre gonna have a LOT of these signatures, as you wanna fill the area in the spine as best as possible. For this one Iām using 7 page signatures. Hereās a pic to show just how much paper youāll need
Each of these signatures are 7 pages, 6 signatures have only filled about half of the spine, so Iāll need probably 6 more.
Next you gotta figure out how you want them in your journal. Personally, I like to sew them into the spine, but you can also keep them in the spine with rubber bands, so you can have removable pages! (Be weary that rubber bands may break over time! So you may want to always keep extra bands near it to replace in case one snaps. This is why I prefer sewing them in) I find it best to look up on YouTube how to sew in signatures, just because having someone walk you through it where you can see what theyāre doing is easiest. If you canāt access YouTube, thereās plenty of text tutorials on how to sew in signatures online, or you can message me! Iām not gonna go too into detail, but hereās the jist;
Okay so Iām a forgetful gob and I hecken forgot to take pictures as I was going along kahshshshsh
But essentially, I sewed in the pattern similar to the one I drew. The dots are where the needle goes all the way through to the back. I also like to use rubber band as an extra mode of support but you can do one or the other. I also like both cuz I can tuck stuff in em between the pages. Since I didnāt take more pictures; Iād really recommend looking up a how-to on YouTube or w/e if my badly drawn diagram isnāt clear enough (heh sorry about that)
Next, I glue fabric to the spine. It spruces it up quite a lot and holds the rubber bands in place, plus it give more support to the spine since thereās gonna be a lot of strain on it.
Only 10 photos per post, so I gotta post this and reblog it with the rest.
Hereās the journal with the fabric on the spine, I decided to go ahead and glue the excess to the rest of the cover too, cuz I liked how it looked ĀÆ\_(ć)_/ĀÆ
Next step?
DECORATE the pages! I havenāt decorated this one yet, but hereās some pages I have completed!
Have fun with it! Make tuck spots and hideaways. Add folders and envelopes and make tags and things that dangle. Decorate the covers and the spine and make it your own! Add things as you find them! Anything! Even candy wrappers! This is really the ultimate goblin journal!
I hope yāall enjoyed this mini tutorial =3
Honestly @gayestgoth Iām not sure how you donāt think itās goblin. In my opinion, using garbage to make something cool is very goblin. And not only that, you can make these with ANYTHING.
Hereās one where I decorated the cover with actual leaves
I regularly use materials and litter that I find while out in the woods. I pick up all sorts of paper, receipts, scraps, cloth, advertisements, broken beer bottles, etc to use in my journals. And because Iām picking these things up, thereās less litter in the woods. PLUS Iām recycling. And I press plants into them.
Half chewed papers? Go for it! I set the corners of pages on fire before cuz I liked the burnt look! (Do with caution) chew ya own papers! Make it unique!
And shinies?
Iāve got plenty! I use all kinds of clips, wire, beads, buttons, pins, coins, etc in my journals. Half of which, I find in the garbage.
Hell,
I found the upholstery fabric I used for the cover of this journal in the garbage!
So how is this goblin?
How is it not?
Protection Jar Recipe
Materials (not all herbs are required, but these are what I use):
A jar
Cinnamon
Rosemary
Lavender
Thyme
Salt (table salt is fine)
Bay leaf or small piece of paper
A way to seal your jar (candle wax or lid or both)
Funnel/spoon to get ingredients into the jar
Steps:
Cleanse your jar in your preferred method
If you are using a candle to seal, I carve some protection runes into the side and begin burning it as I prep the rest
Layer herbs into the jar, stating your intention for protection out loud with each one
Order of herbs I use: cinnamon, salt, rosemary, thyme, lavender
On your paper or leaf, write something like "I am protected" or draw a protection rune/sigil
Add the paper/leaf to the jar
Seal the jar with lid or cork
If adding wax, hold the candle sideways over the top of the jar to allow the wax to drip onto the lid and down the sides
With your last step, repeat your manifestation for protection one last time
You can wear the jar or place them around your home
I want to gift my love the star-shaped sand of Okinawa in hopes of our love out-lasting it.
So today is the day kisses fill my dreams and i feel another heartbeat in my bed. Today is the day new dreams are made and happiness is woven into the darkness of the night.
Iām stupid and bi and itās all u need to know about me
